What are your own jokes or jokes you have heard?

Language is a bridge between people. If you talk too much, you will easily slip of the tongue, and often make some sarcastic jokes without knowing it! Let's tell you some impressive slips of the tongue jokes. If it's not funny, you can call me!

I think it was in my high school. There was a boy student in my class who had a birthday, so I invited him to sing in KTV.

Everyone sings very well, but the students who celebrate their birthdays have been chatting and drinking.

So we shouted: "birthday girl, come!" Shouxing, come one! "

Hearing this, the classmate immediately replied, "Come as soon as you come, and give me a Shuang Jie with a Zhou Jie stick!"

Ah ... The audience burst into laughter!

Go to the noodle restaurant to buy breakfast in the morning. There are many people waiting in line! Finally, it was my turn. The boss asked, "What do you eat?"

When I was in a hurry, I said, "No rice noodles for a bowl of onions!" After that, I added: "More rice noodles!"

Boss: ". . . . Do you want rice noodles or onions? "

Ah! The whole person is petrified, I don't know what I said!

The head teacher and math teacher in Grade Two. Not long after teaching us, sharp-eyed students found that the teacher was wearing a wig.

People often talk behind their backs, and even give the monitor a nickname, called "fake hair".

One night before self-study, several students were playing at the door when the monitor came.

One of them lost his mind and shouted, "What a fake teacher!"

This ..... Find this teacher's psychological shadow area!

The literary evening organized by the school in middle school, the last link to answer questions. ?

The host said on the stage, "Attention, everyone, wait until I finish before raising your hand to answer. Don't grab it too early! " " ?

Then start reading the topic and say "Now …"? Before the words were finished, a classmate scrambled to answer. ?

The host immediately said: "This classmate is a little too anxious. My mouth "started" (shit), then why did you rob me? ! "？

When I was in military training at the university, the instructors were particularly fierce, and some girls in our team were rather delicate and lazy.

One day in training, the instructor asked everyone to practice standing posture, and some people just stood stagger.

As soon as the instructor got excited, he shouted, "aim at your side light!" ! "

We want to laugh, but we dare not. That's sadness ... Hold back serious injuries ~

Two male students are playing wildly in class. You hit me, I hit you, chase you!

One of them may not grasp the strength at once and hit the other hard.

The child directly blew up: "The tiger doesn't send the cat, you think I'm dying!" " "

As a result, they scuffled together, and we were in distress situation. ...

Have breakfast with classmates in the morning. One of them only eats steamed buns, and the other only eats steamed buns.

Just as we were talking about the two of them wasting their time, the stuffing-loving classmate came and said, "Well, you can eat my foreskin in the future!" " "

- -! The students who drank porridge at the scene all vomited.