What are humorous jokes and jokes?

1. An old man flew for the first time. He slapped his hand against the plane window. The stewardess quickly stepped forward to stop him and asked, "What do you

1. An old man flew for the first time. He slapped his hand against the plane window. The stewardess quickly stepped forward to stop him and asked, "What do you want?"

The old man said, "Why can't this window be opened? I want to vomit! "

2. A couple came out of the canteen, each with a bottle of iced tea.

Just as I was about to buy water to drink, the woman shouted to the man, "Hey, what do you mean by another bottle?"

Without looking back, the man said, "I don't know." So the woman threw the bottle cap on the ground.

When I saw this, I thought I met two idiots.

When they are far away, I will go to pick them up, blowing the wind and watching the sun. I can see it clearly, in four big words: thank you for tasting …

Today, two boys at school were fighting at the school gate, and they were in full swing. No one dared to come forward and pull away. One moment I don't know whose mobile phone is flying out, and the other moment I don't know whose money is flying out.

At this time, a buddy came over and said: true cow, explosive equipment, gold coins. ...

The police officer was angry with his subordinates: "You four can't catch a criminal. You are so useless.

Sir, although we didn't bring back the man, we brought back his fingerprints.

"Where is it?"

"On the face."

5. Someone asked a doctor to treat insomnia. Doctor: "How long does it take to sleep every night?" ? How long can you sleep a day? Patient: I fell asleep as soon as I went to bed at night and slept until dawn. Doctor: "How can this be regarded as insomnia?" "Patient:" I mean I can't sleep at work during the day. "Doctor:" What do you do and need to sleep during the day? " Patient: "Civil servant. "