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The Devil and the Princess
The Devil caught the princess and said to the princess
The Devil: You shout! Shout out your throat! No one will save you!
Princess: Broken throat! Broken throat!
No one: Who called me?
Devil King: Say Cao Cao, Cao Cao is here!
Cao Cao: Why are you looking for me?
Devil: Damn it!
Ghost: I was still discovered by you!
You: What happened?
Thing: Who framed me?
Who: You are talking nonsense! No one framed you!
No one: Who called me again?
Who: What? It's my turn again?
Me: You are talking nonsense!
You: I am very popular!
Me: Thank you! No one has ever said that about me!
No one: Who still calls me?
Who, me: You are full and hold on! Stop calling people random names!
You: Who scolded me?
Who: I didn’t scold you!
Me: No one scolds you anyway!
No one: Who is looking for trouble?
Who: Don’t keep talking about me!
Me: Yes! Don't talk about me!
Everyone: I was sleeping just now, who disturbed me?
Who: He did it!
Him: Who dares to say anything about me?
Me: What happened to me?
Ending: The Devil is schizophrenic! die!
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