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The Devil and the Princess

The Devil caught the princess and said to the princess

The Devil: You shout! Shout out your throat! No one will save you!

Princess: Broken throat! Broken throat!

No one: Who called me?

Devil King: Say Cao Cao, Cao Cao is here!

Cao Cao: Why are you looking for me?

Devil: Damn it!

Ghost: I was still discovered by you!

You: What happened?

Thing: Who framed me?

Who: You are talking nonsense! No one framed you!

No one: Who called me again?

Who: What? It's my turn again?

Me: You are talking nonsense!

You: I am very popular!

Me: Thank you! No one has ever said that about me!

No one: Who still calls me?

Who, me: You are full and hold on! Stop calling people random names!

You: Who scolded me?

Who: I didn’t scold you!

Me: No one scolds you anyway!

No one: Who is looking for trouble?

Who: Don’t keep talking about me!

Me: Yes! Don't talk about me!

Everyone: I was sleeping just now, who disturbed me?

Who: He did it!

Him: Who dares to say anything about me?

Me: What happened to me?

Ending: The Devil is schizophrenic! die!