Fall in love with ex-wife, episode 10, a classic joke of Ma Yong.

I haven't seen this TV play. I am looking for the wonderful lines of this TV series. I wonder if there is 1 you want. My ex-wife is also a wife. Can you call her mom?

2. What are you looking at? We have slept for so many years that calluses are coming out, even Princess Diana.

3. You can't think like this! Women (men), just think of them as kittens and puppies, chicks and chicks. Kittens and puppies have fun with you and bite you when they are in a hurry. Can you care about them? Let's say that many people now keep puppies, hold them all day, bathe them and take them for a walk, as if they were serving their ancestors. Can you say that those dog owners are too fall in price? That is love! Treating women (men) is also a reason. Think of them as pets. What's the point of indulging them? Treat us men (women) as dogs!

I'm not smart, I'm smart, smart and smart are two grades.

Now both husband and wife should be open-minded, and if they want to get by, they have to be green on their heads.

6. Liang Zhu New Editor: It is said that Liang Zhu and his wife are kind and loving. Liang Shanbo went to school to review for the exam in the morning. Zhu Yingtai asked him, "Xianggong, what do you want for lunch?" Liang Shanbo said affectionately, "I want to eat you." Liang Shanbo came back from school at noon and saw Zhu Yingtai running naked in the house, sweating like a pig. Liang Shanbo asked her, "Madam, what are you doing?" Zhu Yingtai said, "xianggong", didn't you say you wanted to eat me? I'm heating your meal! "

7. I must make your butterfly into a specimen. I think you can fly slowly for me.

8. Cherish women, especially excellent women! Women who are having an affair are generally compared. Women only run away with others after comparing us. Unlike us men, men sometimes go outside to find someone when their stomachs are small. Everything is for love. Women use the upper body, men sometimes use the lower body, so we must do it well so that our women will not run! As a man, there is a role that women will never leave you, and that is father to daughter! Because the father's love for his daughter is two words: tolerance! Only a father can love enough to contain everything about his daughter. For women, the social emotional competition is fierce now, there are so many men hanging out outside, and there are so many temptations and seductions for women, but women will never leave their fathers! So I tell you, Zhang Qi, we should love women as a father loves his daughter!

9. In this world, men will not abandon women, and women will not abandon men, because in this world, men can't live without women, and women can't live without men. The reason why people are abandoned is because women abandon men who are not like men, and conversely, men abandon men who are not like men. Of course, we should remember that we are women, just like women, except for the abandonment of conscience.

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1 1. This is a love contest. Even if married, there is still love competition between husband and wife. The more generous you are, the more tolerant you are, the more broad-minded you are, the more she thinks of you, and the more stable your love and marriage are. Just like keeping a dog, if the dog runs out and runs wild elsewhere, you should be kind to it, take care of it to eat, drink and bathe it. If it can't sleep well, you buy it melatonin, and it will go home no matter how far it runs. On the contrary, it will run into the wild. When it comes back, you can kick it, kick it, and then it may run away and never come back. Treating dogs is the same as treating love.

12. Being a man is useful, and a woman will never leave you, which is the love between father and daughter! Because the father's love for his daughter is two words: tolerance! Only a father's love for his daughter can contain everything about her. For women, the social emotional competition is fierce now, there are so many men hanging out outside, and there are so many temptations and seductions for women, but women will never leave their fathers! So I tell you, Zhang Qi, we should love women as a father loves his daughter!

13. Didn't you say that you should love me like a father loves his daughter?

14. I think even if I am not like a father, I am at least like an uncle! Haven't I done enough?

15. What son? That's a product made by others, and now I'm just helping to maintain it.

16. Look how thin you are! You are no longer thin, you are withered.

17. This room looks like a pigsty! You smoked in bed again! Ma Yong, pigs are better than you. At least pigs don't smoke! By the way, Ma Yong, would you please put on your pants? We are not husband and wife now, you are flirting with women!

18. Yu Xiaohong, can you move everything at once? Let's not move rice a little at a time like mice. If you are afraid of trouble, I can help you move it. Dude, even if you let me help you move to America, I will definitely do as you say, as long as the American government allows us to drive, okay?

19. The sun rises in the southeast and northwest!

20. Do you think marriage is a matter for two people? Childish! Marriage is a social matter, and you are fighting against the whole society. If your woman gives you a green hat, it means that you have been surpassed by others.