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Two-part allegorical sayings accumulation
Boil crabs in a boiling pot-see how long you can be crazy.
Crazy girl tells jokes-Xixi haha
Inviting wolves to be guests-I'm getting impatient.
The lame walked past the blind-learn from each other's strengths.
A frequent visitor to the dyehouse-a womanizer
The car broke the steering wheel-it went on the rampage.
Ask your sister-in-law for company-uneasy and kind
The poor widow went to the market-she didn't need anyone or money.
The mouse fell into the water tank-fashion (wet hair)
Han Xiangzi plays the flute-extraordinary.
I spent my sedan chair in the theater-poor and happy.
The sedan chair uses an abacus-difference calculation.
Cow's menstrual blood cow circle.
Dreaming about the history of marrying-a waste of time.
Dreaming about marrying a wife is biased.
Dream and jump into the well-a false alarm; Shivaas
Dream of Xu-I want to be partial.
The Craft of Clay Fighter-Pinch Hands (Pinch Feet)
Cooking sesame cakes and selling glutinous rice balls-all-rounder
As a county magistrate, he has lost his seal-a confused official
Brick-making mold, insert knife sheath-frame sleeve
Selling iron in trouble-throwing caution to the wind
Banana fruit-a heart
A bright handkerchief conjures tricks-no hiding or tucking.
The juggler took a piece of cloth-a cover.
Baoyu and Xiangyun wept for Grandmother Jia, each with his own tears.
Insects in Corn Stalk-Special (Drill) Heart
Corn flour is the best-it's hard to knead.
Bitch Fujian-insincere
The deflated suona-see how you blow it
Feed the tiger in bed-harm others and yourself.
Fart under the covers-you can write (smell) and type (cover)
Fart under the covers.-take it all.
Cover the table with a sheet because it is too big.
Change your robe into a sweatshirt-more than enough.
Picking peonies in hospital beds-longing for flowers.
If you are seriously ill, don't take medicine-wait for death.
Peeling onions and mashing garlic-a trivial matter
A peeled tree-not long.
A skinned toad-an immortal heart
Peel off the skin and stomach of cuttlefish-a pair of black hearts
Hang a hammer on your nose-it can (slap) shame (teeth)
Hang a dung bucket on your nose-I wonder if it smells good.
Hang the weight on your nose-hold your head up.
(metaphor oppressed people or things can't stretch. )
Put honey on your nose-you can't catch greed.
Put flowers on your nose-it's not a place.
Powder your nose-a good picture.
(metaphor for evil and charming people, J.
Push the car up your nose-there's no way out.
Put an elephant with green onions in its nose (photo).
Snuff in your mouth-if you are in pain, arrange an outsider.
Snuff in your mouth-everyone eats his own.
Set up a stall on your nose-broaden your horizons
(figuratively speaking, open your eyes and look at the sky)
Black hemorrhoids on the tip of the nose-right in front of you
Draw hair on both sides of the nose-shameless
Pen holder blows fire-stingy
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