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76 Classic Sentences of Eternal Dragon Slayer
2. In my opinion, there is no difference between evil deeds and good deeds.
3. Underground, under the sea, we must be together.
I'm not that stupid. I believe what others say.
5. Die in the sea with her and never part.
6, things change, right and wrong, often unexpected.
For him, it is better to die at once than to be a meaningless villain.
8. Things in the underworld are hard to say. Ghosts don't have to cross over.
9. If a gentleman dies, he will die, so don't insult his teacher.
10, there is not much difference between the internal strength principles of each faction, but the training methods are completely different.
1 1, graceful, solemn and elegant. Correct and gratifying, the viewer is insatiable.
12, beware of women lying to you, the more beautiful women will lie.
13, I won't cry, I certainly won't cry, and I won't cry to you wicked people.
14, don't be impatient for revenge, wait slowly, don't let one go.
15, I've been looking for it everywhere for three years, but I've always found it deserted.
16, Buddhist practice is to live in a safe place, but it is the living who turn over.
17, I don't care what you think of me or what kind of person you think of me.
18, with a smile on his face, the sunset is like blood, and his cheeks are slightly inclined and gorgeous.
19, we study martial arts hard just to vent people's grievances and help the weak.
20, thousands of miles away, not enough to lift big; A thousand meters high is not deep enough.
2 1. It is not necessarily a bad thing for children to go through some hardships.
22. It is not difficult to learn the moves of other sects, but once you get the inner strength, you can't hide the truth.
23. He actually solved the most complicated and mysterious enemy moves with the most inconspicuous boxing in Shaolin Boxing.
24. Because I have you in my heart, I can't think naively, let alone be frank and have a clear conscience.
25. If the prodigal son does not return after a long journey, in the heart of a loving mother, it is better to be a dutiful son who is with him.
26. A Taoist must shave his head when he plays a monk, but it is much easier for a monk to play a Taoist.
27. People are hard to know, providence is unpredictable, and things are inevitable. As the saying goes, man proposes, God disposes.
Shaolin Boxing is open to the public. It seems unremarkable, but it is really powerful to dig deeper.
29. Everyone will hurt you for their own benefit except those closest to you.
30. What's the difference? I have high martial arts, but they have low martial arts. The strong win and the weak lose. This is the difference.
3 1, Wulin Supreme, nod and cut the dragon. Dare not disobey the orders of the world If you can't rely on heaven, who will compete with you?
32. Zhiruo, I have always respected you, thanked Cousin Yin and sympathized.
33, people are different from animals, is to distinguish between right and wrong, if blindly bullying, and different from animals?
34. People in the world are insidious, so don't trust anyone. Everyone will have the idea of hurting you except your parents.
35, a child like you, that is so handsome, I am afraid that the blessings are not thick, and after entering the WTO as an adult, I may suffer more disasters.
36. It's like waking up from a sad nightmare and regretting that this nightmare has been going on for too long.
37. Ordinary people don't have the fist and courage, so they are naturally being trampled upon. The so-called man-made knife, I am a fish, that is also unusual.
38, wrong is wrong, what is not. Why sigh and admit your mistake? It is obviously insincere.
39. In the Wulin, after all, we should talk about the word "reason", but we can't win by strength.
40, safflower and white lotus root, the world martial arts is originally a family, for thousands of years to learn from each other, the real source has long been difficult to distinguish.
4 1, heaven is hard to say, and personnel are hard to know. Let's seek inner peace and do the right thing. As for whether it is a curse or a blessing, we can ignore it.
42. I'm afraid my fifth sister-in-law is in poor health. You let her take full care of her, and the four of us will do more work to defend against the enemy.
43. You have a kind heart, and you should have endless blessings, but if you are too persistent when you are not good or evil, you will inevitably get into trouble. You should be careful.
44. No matter how good his martial arts are, there is nothing he can do about such stormy waves. He can only leave his fate at his mercy.
Most young people in the world have had such a confused first love. At that time, they forgot to eat and sleep for a girl, and lived and died together.
46. If a person can't be resurrected after death, he is sinful and vicious and can't just kill him. He must be given a way to repent.
47. However, this enthusiasm comes and goes quickly. In the future, I will be sober-minded, addicted to the old days, and often can't help laughing!
48. I am afraid that you will die, so please perform your stunts one by one. As long as you have a skill that can surpass me, I will spare your life.
49. If you don't end well, I won't end well with you. If you really want to go to hell, I'll go with you so that he can fry it in a frying pan!
50. I have heard a lot about the chivalrous name of Meng Wei in recent years. It is said in the Jianghu that Xia Song is generous and helpful. Today, I learned to respect the model, so I am very happy.
5 1, a person only needs to feel at ease when he dies, not great pain, that is. We martial arts students really want to die without regret, but it's not easy.
If I have to return to the Central Plains in the future, my little daughter will definitely turn over a new leaf, repent and turn over a new leaf, do good deeds with my husband, and never dare to kill anyone again. If you break this oath, heaven and man will abandon you.
53. The big man reached into the palm of his hand, and his arm was weak. Although this palm hit the other side's crown, it didn't have any strength, but it was like a gentle touch.
54. Although you have a treasure knife for killing dragons, who can you order to move? Do I still have to listen to you when I see such a knife in your arms? Think of it as a joke.
55. The underworld is embarrassing. Death may not be terrible, but everyone dies, and in the end, there is no escape from that day. Live one more day!
56, martial arts high strength, all by their own kung fu to defeat the enemy, honest deeds, famous all over the world. Treasure sword is a thing outside the body, not enough to be happy or sad.
He is lucky when he has no choice but to take risks. I didn't expect his new kung fu to be as heavy as falling rocks and as light as swimming in fog, and he easily resolved the enemy's thunder blow.
58. Although he is a villain, I am not a good person. Maybe he taught me all the evils. He taught me good and bad, so I called him master.
59. wu-tang clan's martial arts don't need great strength and quick action. The essence of subtlety lies in strength and throughput. If you don't lose your position at all times, you can dial a thousand pounds with strength of four or two.
Fu Xiao, I, Yang Xiao, have never knelt down for any woman in my life. I just want to tell you that I am willing to take care of you all my life and give you happiness. I will never leave you unless I die.
6 1, Zhang Wuji suddenly swept his legs, rolled up a large piece of snow in the ground and violently sprinkled it on the four heroes. This strange trick on the steps of the flame was originally used by an old man in Huoshan Mountain.
62. If we let her make moves, I'm afraid her strange moves will emerge one after another, not to mention ten moves, and a hundred moves may not necessarily show any clues. Only when I attack, will she have to use her martial arts to dismantle it.
63. The fire monkey has understood that with a bow jump and several ups and downs, it has jumped out of more than 100 feet, picked up the rope end and sprinted towards the crater. From a distance, it rolled up like a fireball, which was really incoherent.
64. Although the adoptive father is good, he is not as good as his predecessors. In those days, the adoptive father had to think hard about the method of beating the dog with a stick before he could dismantle it. If he is really the enemy, how can there be room for careful reflection?
65. If you make a surprise attack, Xie may not be able to keep up with you, but there is always a chance. Now, it's just that you want to be aboveboard and maintain a noble and decent chivalrous style. It's really asking for it.
66. Although the blade for cutting gold and jade is rare, it is not unique. However, Tu Longdao's hammer is like cutting tofu, and even the tinkling sound can't be heard. If it is not sacred, it has shortcomings.
67. I just feel like a thin ice silk, but I feel sour and numb no matter where I swim to the acupoints. He stepped forward, raised his right hand and was about to swing out. Suddenly, the whole body is violently cold, and the power of the palm has disappeared.
68. If you can study the mystery of martial arts, you should carefully choose your descendants, so that the martial arts of a gentleman can reach the point where evil villains can't catch up. Then, we will make friends with the righteous people in the world, drive away the Tatars and return my rivers and mountains. This is the duty of our martial arts people.
69. Before her death, her old man tried his best to find the dragon slayer, but he never succeeded. When she died, she passed the secret to my mentor, Mrs. Fengling. My tutor, in accordance with his father's wishes, looked for the dragon slayer, but to no avail.
70. The master's boxing is more refined. After the first time, he will teach twice and three times. When he punches, he can't be without deviation. The disciples couldn't help learning tricks according to the style. If Master corrects them, they are often at a loss.
7 1. Only the gift from Emei is the real gift. In addition to the precious utensils in 16 color, another red brocade robe is embroidered with a hundred different words of "longevity" with gold thread, which takes a lot of effort.
72. We used to be engaged, but my husband is dying now. Besides, I didn't hurt your life today, and people will definitely say that I still have old feelings for you. If I ask you for help again, all heroes in the world will call me shameless, easy virtue.
73. Above the rivers and lakes, nothing can be lifted by a word "reason". Don't say that Shaolin Sect is the largest sect in contemporary Wulin, that is, orphans and widows without fists and courage. We must also act according to the truth, and we must not kill innocent people and bully the weak!
74. There was another scream in the distance, but when I heard it, I suddenly walked to the front from a distance. No matter how fast the bird is, it may not be so fast. In front of me, a red shadow flashed, and a fireball jumped down from the opposite tree and stopped on the trunk of the pine tree where Zhang Yin and his wife were.
75. Seeing her radiant with rosy clouds, her wine is faint and her luster is more beautiful. This uninvited beauty is either beautiful or charming, but this Miss Zhao is beautiful, with three points of heroism and three points of luxury. At the same time, her manners are elegant and her attitude is rigorous, which makes people respect and dare not be forced.
76. Suddenly, with a bang, his empty hands hit his abdomen together. For an instant, he also said that he was so sad in the air that his mind was confused and he regarded himself as an enemy in the confusion, but later he knew it was wrong. The palm force in his abdomen is actually the Shaolin magic "King Kong Prajna Palm".
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