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Later, Wang found an undergraduate studying law and told him the conviction and sentencing of theft, robbery and rape respectively. As a result, Wang changed his confession and said that he only wanted to rape at that time. Finally, he was sentenced to three years for attempted rape, because rape had nothing to do with not entering the house.
Later, Wang found a master of criminal law, and the master told him that you should say so. When you want to rape, you find that the woman is extremely ugly, so you don't want to rape before you run away. Finally, you can consider stopping the rape, because there is no harm. The consequences may be exempted from criminal punishment.
Later, Wang found a doctor of criminal law, and the doctor taught him to say: He took a fancy to this man and wanted to rape him. I didn't expect the hostess to come back before she escaped and was caught. Because the criminal law does not stipulate that raping a man is a crime and can be acquitted.
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