Traffic jam jingle joke

1, get up early, drive out, and still haven't left your favorite city after a few hours.

I can think of the most romantic thing in Chinese New Year, which is staying at home with you. Look at the traffic jams in the street.

When I came home this evening, it was raining and there was traffic jam on the road. Many students just took a look at me and left. Only he accompanied me until the crowd dispersed. It is really warm.

My, er, him, where are you? Was there a traffic jam on the way here?

5. Go out early and return late, cross an intersection for half an hour, and drive all kinds of traffic jams. The delay is worth it.

6, traffic jam is not the most depressing thing, the most depressing thing is that you are in traffic jam, your car GPS said.

7. A girl was caught in a traffic jam on the highway. She was really anxious, so she took a plastic bag and tried to solve it in the car, but she couldn't get out. Later, she put a plastic bag on her head and went to the roadside to solve it.

8. The most beautiful scenery in the world is no longer the way home.

9. The worst curse I have heard so far is: I curse that you will be stuck in traffic jams when you go out for the rest of your life!

10, there are always some naive humans who think that when you press the horn a few times in traffic jams, the car will move!

1 1. Let's watch the sunset together. If it is blocked for a while, we can watch the sunrise together.

12, it's really bad to be far from home. Seven days holiday, two days back and forth. Considering the traffic jam, you may lose a day or two, but what can you do?

13, although you go, I will lose if you don't stop me!

14, you drive, or you don't drive, the road is blocked there and you can't walk.

15, the apes on both sides of the strait kept crying and didn't live in the car at home.