Humor, humor, jokes, jokes, jokes, jokes, etc.

1. All my luck was used up at the moment I met you. At this moment, my life was ruined.

2. Please forgive me. If you can't forgive me, just scold me until I die.

3. Come with me and you will be happy. One day, your name will appear in my household registration book.

4, you wait, one day you will be my son's mother!

5. Didn't you say that your prime minister can punt in his stomach? Don't care.

6, give me another chance, I can change, you believe me.

7. If you cry again, I'll go home and kneel and rub the washboard.

8. Looking at you smiling, I suddenly found that I am really the happiest person in the world.

9. Looking at you smiling, I suddenly found that I am really the happiest person in the world.

1. I want to give you happiness with my own hands. I don't trust others.

11. If you like, I will accompany you every minute of my life.

12. Although you are a little girl with a temper, I like it very much. I won't make you angry in the future.

13, giggle is not innate, but from the moment I fell in love with you.

14. No clothes fit like your love, and no decoration is as charming as your love.

15. Good morning, good afternoon and good night. You don't know that I feel uneasy without you.

16. None of you are allowed to bully her, only I can!

17. It's amazing to see your bones. It's a good material to fall in love with me.

18. Want to leave me? Save it. It's never gonna happen.

19. Although the world is very big, my heart is just a little bit, and it just happens to hold you. However, I can't let you out, because I can't get out and get stuck.

2. I want to give you happiness, and no one can stop me!

21. If someone chases you, I will trip him.

22. I don't care about your appearance. You are the most beautiful person in my heart forever.

23. Whenever I encounter something frustrating, as long as I think of your smile and your encouragement, I will cheer up and go on strongly.

24. I like you so much that you will die if you like me.

25, little girl, come and sign a 7-year contract with grandpa.

26. The world is like a giant doll machine. I stand outside and just want to get you.

27. Let's have a baby, shall we?

28. When I meet you, I will never be constipated again.

29. How can you be so cute when you eat? Have you been trained?

3. Girl, I see that you have fine features and integrity. Can you enter my ancestral grave after a hundred years?

31. I love you is a disease, and the doctor says it is terminal.

32. After eating the whole family bucket with me, we will be considered a family.

33. You are not the best, but having you is better than anything.

34, I can't bear to bully people, how can I be bullied by others?

35. Give me a minute. I'll wash my hair before I love you.

36. It takes a thousand cups to get drunk, but I got drunk when I saw your smile.

37. I can't guarantee that I will make you happy, but I will be the happiest person in the world.

38. Do you want to make a mistake and make a lasting regret? Here comes the opportunity.

39. I like you, and I love you. It's none of your business.

4. As long as I see your smile, I feel that I am the happiest person in the world.

41. Asking what the world is is nothing but everything has its vanquisher!

42. Tell me when you want to get married, and I will marry you.

43. Take good care of yourself. If not, I will take care of you.

44. No one in this world is qualified to like you, except me!

45. Tell me when you want to get married, and I will marry you!

46. This person is already the prey of others, so he refuses to seduce.

47. You are so tacky. You always send your own selfie photos, which makes my hands ache to see you.

48. Dear, you said that the love letter I wrote was a novel, which looked very painful, just because I love you.

49. With you, you are all I have; Without you, all I have is you!

5. You know, an ugly person like you can't get married! What should we do? Why don't I sacrifice it?

51. You don't have to worry about whether we are suitable or not. I am versatile.

52. I can't live without you in my love world.

53. My love for you will not change until the end of the world. If you don't believe me, I will always wait for you.

54. I've always had toothache at night recently, because it's so sweet to miss you that I have tooth decay.

55. Go with my wife and listen to her. I will be the father from now on.

56. Do you know that no one can impress me except you?

57. If you want something, I will give it to you if I have it.

58. I must give you happiness, and no one can stop you.

59. The way you eat is really cute. I want to look at you like this all my life.

6. Do you want to marry me in this life or in the next life?

61. The world is big, but my heart is small, just enough to let you go, so I can't let you go out again. I want to hug you.

62. I will accompany you to the market every day in the future.

63. I've spent all my luck meeting you, and I'll never get a chance to choose multiple-choice questions again.

64. If you dare to come near me, I will carry you away.

65. People like you have nothing to talk about with you except being in love.

66. Being with you is a very happy thing, but I don't want to give anyone a chance. This opportunity is mine.

67. Would you like to take me home as your daily necessities?

68. Life is not long, so don't be too close to cherish it. I just want to hold you tighter.

69. I think you are more suitable for marriage than love.

7. You are the only difference between the world and me. As long as I have you, I can do it later.

71. that we wished to fly in heaven, two birds with the wings of one, I would like to be a pig in the same circle!