Humorous and funny connotation paragraph: How serious will the consequences be if primary school mathematics is not good?

Humorous and funny connotation paragraph: How serious will the consequences be if primary school mathematics is not good?

1. How serious will the consequences be if you don't learn math well in primary schools? One day, I went to buy snacks for 4 yuan. When I paid, I gave it to the cashier 10 yuan. She found me 7 yuan and gave me 1 yuan. I don't think a good boy should be greedy for petty gain, so I said to her, "You got the wrong change, right?" Stunned, she looked at my things, looked at my money, spat out her tongue and put 1 yuan into my hand.

2. In class, the teacher is guiding students to solve application problems. Teacher: "The school buys chalk with 60 yuan, and each box of chalk is 2 yuan. How many boxes of chalk did the school buy? " Health: "30 boxes." Teacher: "How did these 30 boxes of chalk come from?" Student: (loudly) "I bought it!" " "

3. Student: "I have done this problem six times." Teacher: "OK, let's continue like this in the future." Student: "But I have six answers here."

The six-year-old son said he would marry the little girl next door. I said, "Have you seriously considered it?" Son: "Of course!" I asked again, "How to get to school?" "We all have our own bicycles." The son said. He answered all my questions. Finally, I asked my son, "What if I get married and have children?" Son: "We are not going to have children for the time being. If she lays an egg, I'll crush it! "