Find ten obscure jokes?

One day in the Garden of Eden, Adam asked God in various boring ways: Lord, although you have given me so much, I still feel so lonely. God comforted him: Tell you what, I'll make you a woman. Adam asked: What is a woman? God replied: Women are the cleverest, most understanding, gentlest and most beautiful creatures. Her intelligence can predict your needs, her understanding and gentleness can see through your emotions and make you happy. Her beauty can rival the beauty of heaven and earth, and she will undoubtedly meet your needs and desires. Believe me, she will be your best companion! Adam said happily, great! God said again, but you have to pay. Adam asked: How much do I have to pay for her? God replied: your right hand, right foot, one eye, one ear and left testicle. Adam thought quietly for a moment, then timidly asked God, "So ... how much can I take with one rib?" ?

Second, an adult man came to a hotel. He saw many beautiful cars in the garage, so he asked the boss how there were so many beautiful cars. The boss told him that I have a five-year-old son who does three things. If you can follow suit, you can choose a car here and drive away. If you can't, leave your car. Many people can't do it, so. . He thought that what a five-year-old could do could not be done, so he tried. The boss took him to a room where there was a beautiful naked beauty. The child kissed her and he kissed her in return. Then the child touched the beauty all over her body, and he followed suit. Third, the child took out his little brother and bent it three times. . . . .

Three people lived in seclusion in the deep mountains. One day, they lay naked on the grass to rest. Suddenly, a little girl picking mushrooms came: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 5, 5 ..." Finally, he gave up and left. This man is cool. The next day he was still sleeping naked here, and a bear picking mushrooms came: "65438.

Two fishermen are fishing by the sea. One day, a fisherman caught a mermaid. On the fishtail, she is a super beauty, but the fisherman wants to let her go. Another fisherman was puzzled and asked, "Why?" The first fisherman shrugged his shoulders and replied, "How come?"

Fifth, Snow White and Cao live in a big forest. One day, Snow White finally could not bear the loneliness. She grabbed Xiao Pi's head and said, "Tell the truth, tell a lie, tell the truth again, tell a lie again …" After saying this for a thousand times, the princess released Xiao Pi.