What are the cold jokes that only chemistry students can understand?

In such hot weather, "where is the coolest" is not a curse, but definitely the most sincere care and deepest love. I met a black man at the north gate of People's Park. Zibo fever or Africa fever? Black replied angrily, "You are the fourth person to ask the same question. Again, I'm not African. I got a tan in Zibo! Lying on the mat feels like a piece of iron beef. ?

I would rather cry in an air-conditioned room than laugh under an electric fan. The most affected by high temperature is the cooked ceramics industry, which has entered a comprehensive shutdown! How strange is the weather in Zibo? This cold joke can only be understood by Zibo people ... It happened!

First Law: Every time the temperature exceeds 35℃, there will be heavy rain the next day, so Zibo is also called a seasonal marine city. The second law: there is no necessary connection between rain and cooling, and sometimes rain will become hotter.

Third Law: Whenever there is a rainstorm, many roads in Zibo will turn into the sea, and drivers there will become bus captains. Fourth Law: Weather forecast is usually inaccurate. How big is Zibo? This cold joke can only be understood by Zibo people ... It happened! I have two friends who are lovers. One lives in Yiyuan and the other in Gaoqing. Later, I couldn't stand the long-distance relationship and broke up.

I think that's enough. I feel sneered.