Is there a lyric joke like "Love really needs courage to face the flying fish with six eyes"

Funny lyrics of "You at the same table"

Tomorrow, will you remember the endless stream in the canteen?

Do you remember that the water room will be crowded tomorrow?

Teachers can't remember you before class;

You also accidentally turned over your notes, only to find that they were all copied;

Whoever catches you skipping class will comfort you who make up the exam;

Whoever wakes you up from a deep sleep will often lend you money;

At that time, you were always careful, wearing headphones in political class;

You accidentally mentioned that you are most afraid of taking the CET-4.

Sometimes you get up early and try your best to occupy a seat;

You always say that there is plenty of time, but it is difficult for players to get together;

Who remembers that you stayed up late before the exam, and who praised you for often fetching water;

Whoever sends the result home will throw it in the wind;

The old days are gone forever, and we have new problems;

I always like to look at beautiful cars, but I hate that they all belong to the boss.