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Brief introduction of short neighbor selling dogs

The reason why the owner wants to sell the dog is (original sentence): This beast was afraid to make a sound because the thief ran amok last night. You can't yell at people when you open the door today, it will bite the guests.

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Ai Zi finished her meal in the morning and was at the door. She saw her neighbors walking west with their two animals and dogs. Ai Zi called and asked, "Is it safe for my son to be with the dog?" The neighbor said, "Kill the butcher." Ai Zi said, "Is it a barking dog or a whooping cough butcher?" The neighbor pointed at the dog and scolded him: "This beast was crazy with thieves last night, and he was afraid of not having enough to eat, so he didn't say a word. When you open the door today, you can't bark at people, but eat in groups (chanting stones and biting people) to kill them. " Aizi said, "Good!" Su Shi's Theory of Aizi in Song Dynasty. * * * thirty-nine, according to the Ming dynasty "ancient study novel".

Ai Zi Miscellaneous Notes is different from ordinary jokes or fables, which pays attention to both fables and humor. However, fable and humor are both works of "borrowing the past to satirize the present".