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Ask for a hilarious cosmetic joke. . .
No. 1
One day, you received dozens of cans of vanishing cream bought in Yu Yu.
I'm going to take this pile home that night. It's too heavy, it's impossible ~ ~
Had to call GG a camel. Very obedient, fart Dian fart ran out of the stadium.
GG (carrying bag): What's so heavy?
Me: vanishing cream
GG (starts rummaging through the bag at once): ... Is it delicious? I seriously doubt that he listened to ice cream.
Me: pig, you ... skin care products!
GG (Silence for 3 seconds): .................................................................................................................................................................... (Don't give up = _ =! )
(Beat up, finally wake up)
GG: ... Is this popular now? Is it really that easy to use?
Me: The old brand is at least trustworthy.
GG: Will it turn white after use? Then use it for me, or you always say that you can't see me without a street lamp.
Me: ... You're hopeless. It's faster to take pictures with a flashlight every day.
GG: ... You, you dislike me ~ ~ (hide your face and cry)
(Fighting again, finally being honest)
second
Once I had dinner with one of his male colleagues. His colleague said that his face was oily and he wanted to buy something to wash his face.
(The world is in chaos)
GG (obviously a layman): oily skin! I guess you can learn from me now, bitch.
Colleague (thinking he understood, nodding): Yes, it's easy to get oil.
Gabby: Well ... Tide washing powder is cheap and plentiful. ........
(Give you a hairy chestnut)
Colleague: Did your girlfriend buy it for you?
GG (suddenly proud): Right, right! It's a famous brand!
Colleague: What?
GG: "Golf".
(I spit out the tea in one gulp)
(Wipe the horse table quickly)
This lazy man is estimated to be useless! (It's "Gough", my God! )
Colleague (no doubt at all): It's the same brand as the car!
GG (also serious): Yes, the brands of cosmetics are very strange now. Listen to girlfriends, or "flat". ......
(Clinique! Oh, my god )
(deserved to be beaten! My hand hurts)
third place
One day, I went shopping and just entered the first floor. As soon as the main entrance enters, there is our cosmetic cabinet.
(Shame begins)
This mouth is big: hey ~ ~ It's strange that cosmetics are also called "pricks"!
(The ladies around the counter are laughing.)
(drag it away if you want to cry)
fourth
Reading a newspaper at home one night, I suddenly got a call from GG.
(inexplicable)
What brand of soap did you buy me last time?
Me: ... Take a shower? A little old, because I always buy him a whole row of promotional clothes. )
Well, I'm in the supermarket and I'm out of soap.
Me: You use it every day, remember?
GG: I told you, the supermarket said there was no such thing.
Me: ... Never ... What card?
GG: "Kao Hua"
Me: ... How can you swear!
GG (sadly): No! I said you bought the brand!
Me: ... there is no such brand! (fire! Did I buy him this vulgar soap? ! ! )
(Three seconds epiphany)
Me: Kao! It's Kao! Look, smarty pants! Watch it together! ! !
Gabby: Oh!
(I don't live)
Fifth place
Go to eat mango ice one day, what a big bowl ~
GG, that dish has been swallowed by an instant whale. I really can't finish it.
GG is still helping me scrape the bottom of the bowl (he is a trash can, just pour all the leftovers to him).
I took Mentholatum lip balm out of my bag and put it on.
GG (suddenly looking at me with a little surprise): This ... can also be put on your mouth?
Me: Of course! Why did he take the initiative to care today? Cosmetics? )
GG: ... Isn't it commonly used to apply mosquito bites?
Me: This is lip balm! Lipstick! Idiot!
GG: ............ (silent)
I have a bad feeling.
Me: ............'s watch in a daze! Say something quickly!
GG: Didn't you give me one last time, saying it was bitten by a mosquito?
Me: That's a big jar! It's mint sauce! A brand!
GG: ............, I used yours yesterday. .........
Me (I gestured to the lip balm on my hand): This? Did you wipe your mouth? (This is acceptable! )
GG: ............ isn't.
Me: ............, where is that?
GG: ............'s feet.
(A bolt from the blue)
Me (crazy ING): Then why didn't you say so earlier! ! I can't believe you painted your feet with what I put on your mouth! Will my mouth rot? T_T! ! )
GG (Innocent): I was bitten by a mosquito! Because it is very similar to what you gave me.
Me (losing my mind): What does it look like? ! ! !
GG: .......... is all the same color, one is big and the other is small. .......
Me: (on the verge of collapse): toilet brushes and toothbrushes are one big and one small, why don't they mix together! ! !
(A pair of GG and MM who catch a glimpse of the next table from the corner of their eyes are laughing at the table. )
Me: Let's eat! Let's go Watch and scrape the bottom of the bowl for me!
GG: .........................
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