Liu Qian’s funny lines

Liu Qian’s classic quotations

1.

Lu Yu: How much is the bonus?

Qian: Fifty thousand yuan, Taiwan dollars

Lu Yu: What did you buy with it?

Qian: My mother took it away - - She said she would save it for me and give it back to me when I grow up

Lu Yu: Will I give it back to you now?

Qian: No = =

2. This is the good egg, you are the bad guy

3.

Qian: The magician gives Don’t shuffle your cards for too long

Host: Why?

Qian: Because it will make you stand out...

4.

Qian : I often did experiments at home when I was a child. Add agent A to agent B and add agent B... bang...a piece of hair disappeared

5.

Qian: I know how to shuffle the cards.

Guest: Yes

Qian: No need to shuffle the cards, just hold them

6.

How many times do you look at each other with the guests? Seconds later: I believe you understand what I mean after an awkward silence

7.

Qian: This thing is incredible

Host: What? It’s incredible

Qian: It’s incredible that there is no applause for the two of you

8. (The host and the teacher worked hard on telepathy in the teacher’s book)

Teacher: Are you ready?

Moderator: Okay!

Teacher: Actually, this magic has nothing to do with this book. I just want to show it off

Moderator: = =|||

9.

Qian: In fact, I have clairvoyance, and you look like you are naked in front of me.

Guests...

Qian: Now you Draw a card and sit under your butt, so I can see what card it is.

The guest did so, Qian looked at the guest’s butt...

Qian: I saw it. ..Red...Four corners...

10.

Qian: Does anyone in the audience have a 100 banknote? Can you borrow it...

(After taking the money............._ !)

Qian: In fact, the next magic trick has nothing to do with this 100 yuan! (Crazy drawing...)

Qian: Magicians also have to make a living~ (The audience was in awe Spurting blood.. )

11.

Lu Yu: It feels like the magician’s hands are soft. Are your fingers soft? Where can it be broken? Can you break it here? (Put it parallel to the back of your hand)

Liu Qian: Yes, you can break it here (parallel to the back of your hand), but it will break.

12.

Lu Yu touched Liu Qian’s finger, Liu Qian: Do you want to smell it? Have a taste!

(The host donates NT$1,000)

Qian: The next step is very interesting. How many changes do you want to make?

Host (excited): How many changes should I make? Oh~~So this is the magic of happiness

Qian: This is Japan’s latest technology, the latest invention of a banknote value-added machine. When you put the banknotes in, several banknotes will come out

Host: Teacher, you are Tinkerbell

Qian: Let’s change six pictures first

Host: Hey~~~ Let’s change 20 pictures at a time

Qian: I’m not sure, because it depends on its mood~~Japan’s latest technology, you don’t have to go to work with this machine

(Putting the banknotes in, everyone watched as the 1,000-yuan piece turned into a thin note. )

Qian (little excited): Isn’t it very enjoyable? (Open the cover at the back and take out strips of paper) There are really several pieces inside, like one, two, three and four

The host was dumbfounded 0 0

After finishing

Teacher Liu Qian said with infinite emotion: What a magic that brings excitement to the audience~~~~

Host (silly): Old, teacher... .Where are my banknotes

Qian: You were not sincere just now, so the banknotes turned into thin strips. You have to hold my book and silently say Liu Qian, Liu Qian, you are so handsome, and then it will become thin. Make several pictures~Okay, let’s do the next magic trick