Two people's sketches or cross talks! A little shorter!

Culture is very important a: ouch! Isn't this boss B? (b's surname)

B: Yo! Isn't this the boss? (A surname)

A: Boss B!

B: Hey!

A: I heard that the grain you produce is harder than our bricks. Two people had a fight the other day. One of them picked up your bread and smashed the boy into a cripple. Is that so?

B: Yes! Fortunately, the boy took the bread, but if he took the steamed bread, the boy would die!

A: Look! How hanging!

B: boss a!

A: Hey!

B: I heard that the bricks produced in your factory are more brittle than our biscuits!

A: Is that right?

B: It is said that during the Wenchuan earthquake, a man only survived by eating bricks produced by your factory! Is it true?/You don't say.

A: Ah! Yes! There is this thing! The man wanted to eat steamed bread, but he didn't chew it for a long time! Thought it was a brick! Then I picked up a brick and bit it, alas! It's crisp! I ate bricks as steamed bread.

B: I said director a!

A: Hey!

B: I'll work in your place in the future! At least have a brick to eat!

To tell you the truth! The product is unqualified and has been banned. I just want to go to your place!

To tell you the truth! I sold a loaf of bread and killed someone! I sold a steamed bread and had it thrown away as a brick! My house is closed, too.

A: It seems that you can't do without culture!

B: I don't believe these 360 lines. Is there any place where you don't need a diploma?

A: Brother! I remember! Yes!

B: Say it! What industry?

Can you do accounts?

B: ... Not bad!

Do you know about money?

B: Who doesn't know about money?

A: That's good. Now I have a good job, regardless of gender, age, height, fat and thin, with or without a diploma. Is there a tricycle at home?

B: Yes! Why do you need a tricycle?

A: Push money!

B: Push money?

A: That's right! In order not to attract others' attention, you are wearing a ragged coat without sleeves, a hemp rope tied around your waist, and a pair of leggings that are not as long as your legs.

B: camouflage is very important.

A: Yes! You leave before dawn.

What are you doing there so early?

A: Shh! If you were late, someone else took the money!

B: That's right! Must be early!

A: You leave your footprints in the streets and lanes, and you are busy in the shopping mall. Industry and commerce don't care about you, urban management doesn't care about you, traffic police don't care about you.

B: Great! Anyway!

A: But sometimes you have to shout twice.

B: Help! (Shouting)

A: Why help?

What if someone steals my money?

A: Don't worry! Nobody robbed you.

B: Then what should I shout?

A: I saw your head held high and your chest stood out. You are lucky that you don't drink loudly anymore-garbage for money (shouting).

B: Cough! Change the rag!