Do you have any good jokes? Let's laugh at them.

When I was in college, no one paid much attention to political classes, so many people didn’t come to attend them.

One of my buddies is like this, but on the day of the exam, he came to the classroom early. After finding a good seat and sitting down, he got close to the guy next to him and said, "Brother, I'll rely on you for a while. Lend me a copy." The man ignored him.

After a while the bell rang, and the man stood up and started to hand out curlers...

A traffic policeman was issuing a ticket, and a man came over with a cigarette in his mouth and shouted: "In addition to issuing tickets, you can also What are you doing?"

The traffic police ignored him. The man continued: "Tow the car away if you dare!"

The traffic policeman was very angry. The man continued: "Tow him away if you dare!"

The traffic policeman couldn't bear it and took out his walkie-talkie. When the tow truck was being towed, the traffic policeman said kindly: "Come to the Fifth Brigade to deal with it this afternoon."

The man: "It's none of my business! The car is not mine!" After that, he hummed a tune and rode away on his bicycle.

My classmate went to my parents’ house on the weekend while I was at school. I wanted to ask him to help me bring some clothes and money, so I sent a text message: “Help me burn some clothes and money.”

Three people proposed marriage to their mother

A said: I will give you 10 million!

B said: I will also give you 10 million, plus a big house

C said: I have nothing but a child, which is in your daughter’s belly!

Haha! That's it! I saw it while watching a TVB drama! Answered by: cherieyan1314 | Level 4 | 2011-9-24 10:35 | Report

The emperor said to the little plum beside him: Use one word to describe me. Xiao Lizi replied: Cha! Then Xiao Lizi was chopped. . .

When I was screening resumes just now, I saw the resume of a graduate - Award-winning experience: I won the "Another Bottle" award from Master Kong many times while in school.

"President Shanmu resigned due to rape scandal" commented: "Who is such a beast, even raping everyone!" "Tong Da gave birth to a baby girl for his wife" commented: "Who is Tong Da? So awesome!"

When my uncle came to visit, Xiaowen said to his mother, "Mom, I want to go to the zoo to see monkeys." My mother immediately scolded: "What monkey are you looking at? Your uncle is here, why are you going to the zoo?"

Once I went to the supermarket and queued up after shopping, the cashier said when the person in front of me paid: "This 100 yuan of yours is fake." The man said in shock: "Impossible?! This is what KFC just gave me~!"

While taking the subway, a little girl took it from behind my back I was playing with a magic wand, and she pointed it at my back: I want to make you ugly! After listening, I smiled, turned around and heard a scream: Mom! Mother! I can do magic!

I heard that someone was on a business trip to the Northeast and asked for beer at a restaurant. The waiter asked, do you want room temperature or refrigerated? Someone said angrily, "You still let me drink refrigerated food in this cold weather?" ! The waiter said calmly, the room temperature is minus 15°, the refrigerated one is minus 1°.

When I was in college, the teacher once asked me to fill in a very important form, and stated that each person had one form, and there was no room left, so no corrections could be made. . As soon as a friend came up, he filled it out, but found that he had filled in the nationality "Han" in the gender column, because he said not to allow alteration, so after thinking about it, he added the character "子" after "Han" very NB.

"Wo Chun" ("I'm Stupid")?

An Mei You Wen Hua (I have no culture), Wo Zhi Sad and Hateful (I have a very low IQ), Yuan Wen Lying like water (ask who I am), easy to reach the spring green (a big stupid donkey), the bank is like green (I am a donkey), the bank is like clear green (I am a donkey), the bank is like dark green (I am a donkey) Dumb donkey)!