Horrible joke

I have carefully selected some horrible jokes for you, I hope you like them. Please pay attention to more cold jokes.

The urban management of the nether world is here.

When a person burns paper, the fire is still good at first. Mars is like a golden rain, and it is like a group of ghosts who collect money in order. Before long, there was a whirlwind, a mess, and strange words, which surprised people. No, well, how can we catch it? Ghost answer:? The ghost city management is here! ?

Overslept

A man was very ill and the hospital gave him first aid. After several tossing and turning, everyone was so tired at night that everyone fell asleep.

The doctor who got up early shouted, Mom, I overslept and forgot to give him first aid.

The nurse woke up: Mom, I overslept and forgot to give him an intravenous drip.

Family members also woke up: Mom, how can you still be alive if you don't change the intravenous drip and give first aid all night?

I only heard a negative voice: Mom, I overslept and forgot to be heady!

Your feet are still in the car.

A man walked away from the scene of a car accident when someone stopped him: hello! Why are your feet still in the car!

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Go to the grave with my nephew.

I went to the grave with my nephew, and there were seven seats in a row. When I was counting paper money in front of the first grave, suddenly a gust of wind blew and the paper money flew about, only to hear Xiong Haizi mumbling: Don't rob, don't rob, all, all! ?

Miraculously, the wind really stopped. God, I feel my scalp tingling.

Grab your wallet and run to the side of the road

Tomb-Sweeping Day that day, a man found a thick wallet on the road. I am ecstatic. Open it and it's all paper money! Tian Yang way:? How to find such good luck in life! ? So I grabbed my wallet and killed it by the roadside!

Dream of ancestors crying

After someone came back from ancestor worship, they dreamed that their ancestors were crying every night. I couldn't stand it, so I asked someone to help me. The master counted it with his fingers, and he was shocked: You did evil, and you sacrificed your ancestors with dyed steamed bread and meat mixed with lean meat. ?

Cow's head and horse's face (two followers of the ghost king)-all kinds of demons/evil/evil people

I live alone in a tall building and will come in the middle of the night. I will tell you that tomorrow night will be exciting, so please bring your own things. The next day passed for a long time, and people were complaining: Why are you here? Cow's head and horse's face gasped, the elevator stopped and climbed upstairs.

Grab your wallet and run to the side of the road

Tomb-Sweeping Day that day, a man found a thick wallet on the road. I am ecstatic. Open it and it's all paper money! Tian Yang way:? How to find such good luck in life! ? So I grabbed my wallet and killed it by the roadside!

Riverside fishing

There are two people fishing by the river. A man grabbed a kettle, then an umbrella, and then a leather shoe. He said to another person in fear. Let's leave now. Looks like someone lives here! ?

Uncle sun

I have a friend who has a little son who is about three years old. One day, he found his son waving at the window and said, goodbye, uncle! At first, my friend disagreed, thinking that my son was talking to Aber passing by in the street, but I thought that my son always said this sentence around dusk. Wow? But can't you see anyone outside the window? Friends are even more scared when they think about it? So I asked my son who to say goodbye to!

The son replied: with uncle! The friend asked again: there is no one outside! Which uncle did you tell? The son pointed out and answered him, which uncle? Uncle Sun!

Which guy is speaking ill of me?

Late at night, two people were walking on the road and began to talk about ghosts. One of them said:? Some people are scary enough when they are alive, and even scary after death. It is said that ghosts will appear in this street after dark. The ghost is so ugly that several timid girls are stunned by him. He takes pleasure in scaring people. ? Just then, suddenly there came a message from behind:? Which guy is speaking ill of me?

carefree

A person who travels at night has nowhere to live. Fortunately, when he met a long-lost hut, he opened the door and asked, Hello? A ghost inside should say:? Nobody! ? The man nodded and said, no one is good, I can help myself! ? So I went to bed.

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