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Tell a joke scene description composition 250
This activity is full of joyful laughter. Some people laughed their heads off because of jokes, others laughed their heads off, and some students secretly laughed while covering their mouths, but the laughter filled the whole classroom.
At the beginning, the classmate who told jokes stood on the podium with a serious expression and a gentle tone. He asked us: which is the worst, rubber, tiger skin or lion skin?
A: Eraser.
Because of the eraser
We didn't react at first, but we all laughed when we heard the answer. It turns out that jokes sometimes need to be considered.
I wish you a happy life
In the afternoon, my father drove me, my mother, Jiang Junjie and Aunt Wang to the countryside for dinner.
When we arrived at the hotel, we saw many uncles and aunts, only three children, Jiang Junjie and Guo Yicheng. We were divided into two halls, one for my father and uncles, and the other for my mother and aunt's children. After finding a good seat, Jiang Junjie leaned in between Guo Yicheng and me and told a joke: "A foreign grandmother came to China to play and accidentally stepped on grandma China's foot. Grandma China was furious when the foreign grandmother said she was sorry. I just took a shower, and my head doesn't smell bad. You can't talk nonsense! " We listened and smiled.
At dinner, a chubby uncle came to our hall. His uncle asked Guo Yicheng, "How about your father tying your head?" Guo Yicheng glanced at his uncle and replied, "Not very well. It helped me tie it up in a mess." Uncle smiled and said, "Then I'll braid your hair. I tied them well. "
She didn't even look at him: "You have to help Aunt Yan Haimei." We all laughed, and my uncle smiled and left.
Aunt Zhu asked Guo Yicheng why she had to tie Aunt Yan Haimei. Guo Yicheng looked at Aunt Zhu and said, "Because her hair is short." We laughed our heads off again. "
Write a composition for the scene where you tell a story to others. As the saying goes, "Laugh, be young, be troubled and lose your head." In life, as long as you smile more, you can live a long and healthy life. Laughter is like seasoning, full of ups and downs; Laugh, like a magician, let you experience the happiness of life with laughter; Laughter, like a beautiful flower, blooms on your face ... When it comes to "laughter", we should start with an interesting activity.
"Ha ha ha ....." There were bursts of laughter in the classroom. If you heard it, you could not help but follow it into the classroom. At the beginning of the activity, the teacher asked us to talk about the vocabulary of "laughter", and everyone in the class spoke clearly. Look, the blackboard is almost an ocean of laughter.
After the word "laugh" is finished, it is time for the students to show themselves. Choose four boys and m-girls to form a group and perform Laughter on stage. Maybe some students are shy, because it is the first time to perform on stage. Therefore, no one dares to "laugh" first.
As a result, graceful Lu Meilan performed first. She put her hand on her stomach, leaned forward, smiled, and then burst out laughing. Look at her laughing so hard, maybe she had an interesting dream last night! I dreamed of coming home from school, but unexpectedly found a lovely Sha Pigou at home. Because she was so absorbed in the dog that she didn't notice the threshold, she fell down. Look at her funny way. I also smiled inexplicably.
Then, the little "Song Dandan" in our class-Kou came on stage. Wan Yun's face lit up as soon as she appeared on the stage, which made everyone laugh. In a short time, she held out her hand and pointed to Meilan, narrowing her eyes, with a "hum" sound in her nose and a sarcastic look in her eyes. Suddenly, her classmates cast envious eyes on Song Dandan Jr. Needless to say, she performed the mockery perfectly. For a while, Kou became the focus of students' attention. Followed by applause from the students.
It's time for boys to perform Four boys may be surprised to see our girls' wonderful performance! On the stage, everyone blushed like a monkey. With the encouragement of the teacher, chubby little Zhao Benshan was born among the boys! After taking the stage, he did warm-up exercises. He kicked his feet, shrugged his shoulders and twisted his waist ... these funny actions made everyone laugh. "I perform the art of' Laugh often, laugh anyway'." He said happily. As he spoke, he lifted his head back, stared at the ceiling, put his hands on his waist, and laughed without scruple. There was only a bang, and he lay on the ground, which really answered his words. This is little "Zhao Benshan"-Lin. Then the performance of several boys is laughing, covering their mouths and beaming. Although it was not very exciting, it was too exaggerated and attracted the laughter of the students.
At the end of the performance, everyone agreed that Song Dandan Jr. was Kou and Benshan was Lin. Their wonderful performance not only won warm applause from the students, but also made us realize that "this smile should only exist in the sky, and there can be several smiles on the earth."
It can really be said that "a smile can solve a thousand worries." Your laughter can bring you happiness and make you live a long and healthy life. May everyone have the brightest smile on his face every day.
4. An essay describing the busy and crowded scene of the gift shop is 250 words. My grandparents have been running gift shops for decades. In the first few days of the new year, business is getting more and more prosperous and busy. Grandma said that this is because people's living conditions are better. At ordinary times, everyone is busy with their own affairs, and only during the Spring Festival can we relax. During the holiday break, everyone visits relatives, contacts feelings, enhances family relations, and buys gifts to show friendship or family relations.
Let's say this year is a cold winter, but such cold weather can't suppress the joy of Chinese New Year people. He wears red clothes for a long time in the street, and there are lanterns and decorations in front of enterprises and institutions. Supermarkets and clothing stores are crowded with people who come to buy new year's goods and clothes. Adults, old people and children all carry big bags and small bags in their hands. Although my hand is full of goods, my eyes are still staring at the cabinet or shelf.
The weather is not beautiful. It has been raining in Mao Mao for more than a week. In this rainy weather, my sister's birthday was ushered in-it was a few days before the Chinese New Year, and it was the busiest time at home, so my sister's birthday was spent with friends every year.
Before the arrival of the new year, it was also a time for grandparents to have backache, and then this year, they encountered the snowy weather that they had never seen in 50 years, which puzzled them.
5. Situational composition 199 Listening to other people's stories belongs to China, and China of 20 1 1 is destined to be extraordinary. This year, people have to say that the guideline of reform history has been on the broad road of 20 1 1, and 201is open to the world.
In a blink of an eye, it has been 33 years since the reform and opening up. Thirty years old and thirty-three years old is a long time for a person. I was born before the new century. Seeing the great achievements made in China's reform and opening up, I am deeply moved and have a lot to say. Say what? I am not a poet, and I can't praise the great achievements of 33 years with gorgeous words; I am not a historian, and I will not record the great course of 33 years calmly and profoundly. As a primary school student, I was correctly inspired by my parents and received a good education since I was a child, so let's start with education.
As long as I can remember, I have often listened to my father tell stories. Dad said that grandpa taught him to study hard at an early age and grow up to be a useful person to society. Maybe grandpa gave dad too much education, and dad remembered it. Therefore, my father also educated me from an early age. In this way, I grew up and understood a lot of truth.
One hot night, my father told me about the changes since the reform and opening up. He said to me earnestly, "son, you know, when we were at school, we didn't even have desks and chairs." But at 1978, we finally got tables and chairs. Dad recalled the scene at that time: on the uneven village road, a group of primary school students covered with dirt but with sunshine were helping the villagers carry brand-new desks and stools. Although they had a hard time moving them here, they were still happy to move them to someone. Dad said that they moved all morning that day, and their hearts were full of joy. Because before, the "tables and stools" used by fathers can be described in various ways. Some have their own small tables and big chairs, some share a big bar, some share a chopping board, and some have nothing. It is enough to build a "desk" with more than a dozen bricks ... Now I finally use a unified desk and chair and bid farewell to the "earth desk" completely. Can you be unhappy? Dad said that that day, he touched the smooth desktop of the class and smelled fresh wood, which had long forgotten the fatigue of half a day.
1983, my father went to junior high school and transferred from the village to the middle school in the town. So dad saw a better school for the first time. Dad recalled: "I saw such a magical place for the first time in my life-the laboratory." This is a very spacious room. There are many experimental instruments in the room. Teachers and students are doing experiments carefully in it. Dad said that he still remembered the first experiment in biology class. Through the bright lens of the microscope, he can clearly see the epidermal cells of onion. Because it is the first time to do the experiment by myself, I am very dedicated and happy.
Compared with my father's childhood, I am much happier. Today, our school has realized "four machines and one scene" into the classroom. More and more modern teaching equipment, such as projectors, tape recorders, televisions and DVD players, have been applied to teaching, and the teaching facilities have been greatly improved, and the quality of education has also been significantly improved.
For many years, it seems to be a matter of course to pay tuition at school. Today, nearly 200 million primary and secondary school students can shout together: "We don't have to pay book fees anymore!" Yes, our country has become rich and strong, and our education has also ushered in spring! These great changes reflect the glory and glory of the 33 years of reform and opening up!
We grow up in the new century and enjoy the fruits of reform and opening up. We should study harder and make better contributions to the motherland and society when we grow up, so that our Chinese nation can stand in the world with a brand-new attitude!
6. An interesting and funny thing when I was a child. The 250-word composition tried to be brave, and as a result, I fell into the pigsty and my foot fell off with a big mouth, but I was impressed to see the pig approaching me step by step. That feeling of fear.
But now I think it's funny Why did I poke the pig with a bamboo pole at that time? I still don't understand, but I have to do it. I thought I was funny.
When I went to the countryside, I planted wild flowers at random and ran after my grandmother. As a result, I didn't find a strange dog chasing behind me. The reaction and decision at that time made me feel deeply now. I don't think I can outrun that big dog. Grandma always told me to squat down and think I was picking up stones and didn't dare to come over, but fear filled my other thoughts, so I jumped down from a slope more than 4 meters high and would rather die than be bitten by a dog. Fortunately, there is a tea tree below, only one is broken.
This is what impressed me the most when I was a child, and it is also my mood. Now I feel that when I deal with things, it is often the latter. I'd rather jump than be bitten.
7. The teacher who was absent from class said that your composition on the spot was 250 words. "Let's talk about good grades first …" When you hear this, you will know that we are having a math class. Mr. Cao, the math teacher, is talking about math problems vividly on the podium. All the students are listening carefully, except our group. Why? Please see below.
At the moment I turned around, I quickly looked at every classmate with a critical eye, but my eyes only stayed on Wang Jintao. He had an unpacked paper piano in his hand, and I stared at him with critical eyes. He tried to avoid my eyes, but I followed him like a shadow and made a gesture to me. He didn't give it to me, so I asked him to find Teacher Cao after class. I didn't expect him to give it to me at this time.
At this time, the teacher asked us to do exercises. There is only the rustling of pens and the sound of turning pages in the classroom. I immediately shredded the paper with a hiss, and the crisp sound filled every place in the classroom. He looked at me with surprised eyes, his mouth wide open, as if to eat me, and his eyes seemed to say, don't tear, don't tear. But I tore it without mercy. He took out another one from the math book and said he had another one. I was so angry that I wanted to beat him up. He is simply unreasonable.
Although the teacher gave me this right, I didn't make good use of it. After class, he was called to talk by the teacher. Playing with old classmates always feels something is missing.
Come to think of it, I don't have such a strict team leader, but on second thought, isn't it worse to play tricks in class and not learn new knowledge?
Absenteeism is a little angry, but behind the atmosphere, there are some tenderness, tenderness, anxiety and relief. ...
8. "Don't say" the scene composition of the minister. Our teacher Wu likes telling jokes. Today, Teacher Wu told us a very interesting joke. do you want to hear it ?
There was a minister who couldn't speak Mandarin well. He often refers to "minister" as "don't talk". A freshman came to see the priest. When he entered the office, he saw a man reading a book. He asked politely, "Do you know where the minister is?" The minister put down the book and said, "I just don't talk." The man repeated more politely, "Do you know where the minister is?" The minister said impatiently, "I just don't talk!" " The man was so angry that he patted the minister's desk and said loudly, "Why don't you always tell the minister where he is?" The minister was furious and began to scold: "you bold man, how dare you scold me for not talking?" "? I patted the table and said nothing. I'm telling you for the last time, just don't talk! !" The man was very angry, slapped the minister in the face, and then turned away angrily.
As soon as Mr. Wu's voice fell, the classroom was like a frying pan. I saw Long Haotian laughing at a side. Holding his stomach, he rolled over back and forth with his mouth wide open and let out a ha ha laugh. Xu was prone on the table, stamping his feet hard, making a "giggle" sound in his mouth and blushing. Yuan Jingyi was quiet, but she also showed her rabbit teeth and kept laughing. As for me, I'm banging on the table crazily.
Although this joke is very interesting, it teaches us to form a good habit of speaking Mandarin well.
9. The composition of the scene of the party is a New Year's party.
Last year, our class held a special New Year's Day party. That get-together still often appears in front of my eyes.
At about ten o'clock that morning, our get-together kicked off in a brand-new classroom. Wu Mai, the host, walked up to the platform with cheerful steps and announced loudly: "The New Year's Day party begins now! First of all, please ask Zeng Yue to play the flute! "
In the warm applause of the students, Zeng Yue skipped out. I saw her holding a flute in her hand, looking at the music, playing slowly. In a short time, the melodious flute was introduced to everyone's ears, and we were intoxicated by Zeng Yue's wonderful flute. At the end of the song, thunderous applause broke out from the audience and echoed in our classroom for a long time.
Then, Wu announced: "The next one is Yang Feng's electronic piano performance-romance."
At this time, Yang Feng walked lightly to the electronic organ. She sat down and played on the keys with her long fingers, just like a bird flying on the keys. If Zeng Yue's flute is like a mountain flowing water, then Yang Feng's piano can be called a small bridge flowing water, crisp and pleasant.
It's Liu's turn to play cards He put his hands in his pockets and whispered, "I'll sing you a song-making money." Then he began to sing in Shaanxi dialect: "Make money, make money, make money, I don't know how to spend it …" Rich expressions, funny actions and funny tone made us laugh our stomachs ache.
Later, the students also performed many programs: singing, dancing, telling jokes ... Oh, and the most wonderful sketches. After watching this program, we couldn't help laughing, laughing our heads off.
In the laughter of the students, the New Year's Day party came to a successful conclusion. We have been immersed in joy for a long time and feel that our life is extremely happy. This special party will never be forgotten by me.
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