Jokes in classical Chinese

1. What are some humorous short jokes in classical Chinese?

1. "Bloody with Money" 1. Original text: A man is lost and encounters a mute man. He doesn't answer the questions, but makes them with his hands. The money sample shows that you can get money before you can give guidance. The man expressed his intention by counting the money. The dumb man opened his mouth to point out the way. The man asked: "Why do you pretend to be dumb when you don't have money?" The dumb man said: "Now "In this world, if you have money, you can speak!" 2. Translation: A man was lost and met a "mute" who asked questions without answering. The "mute" only made money gestures with his hands, indicating that he wanted to give money. Only then was he willing to guide. The lost man understood what he meant, and immediately took out some money and gave it to the "mute". Then the "mute" opened his mouth to point out the way. The lost man asked: "Why are you pretending to be dumb?" "The mute" said: "In today's world, there are If you have money, you can talk."

3. Excerpted from "Laughing Lin Guang Ji", "Laughing Lin Guang Ji" was collected by the owner of the game signed in the Qing Dynasty, and was mostly taken from the Ming and Qing joke collections. 2. "You Li" 1. Original text: One official is the most greedy.

One day, the two were arrested and interrogated. The plaintiff was given fifty gold. The defendant heard about this and doubled the bribe. During the trial, the plaintiff was beaten by drawing lots regardless of the reason.

The plaintiff made a five-digit gesture with his hand and said: "The little one is right." The officer also raised his hand and said: "Slave, you are right."

He also raised his hand and said: Yang said: "He is more reasonable than you." 2. Translation: There was an official who was very greedy. One day he detained the plaintiff and the defendant for interrogation. The plaintiff gave the official fifty taels of gold. When the defendant heard about it, he doubled the bribe.

When the trial came, the officials were indiscriminate and drew lots to beat the plaintiff. The plaintiff stretched out his five fingers and gestured, "I am justified."

The official also stretched out his five fingers and said, "Slave, although you are justified," he then turned over his hands and said, "He is better than you." It’s even more reasonable!” 3. Source: Youli, pinyin yǒu lǐ, comes from “A Dream of Red Mansions”. 3. "Confused" 1. Original text: A young blind man was involved in a lawsuit and sued himself for being blind.

The official said: "You clearly have innocent eyes, how can you deceive yourself?" He replied: "The master thinks that the villain is innocent, but the villain thinks that the master is very confused." 2. Translation: Yes A man suffering from blue blindness was involved in a lawsuit and argued that he was blind.

The official said: "You have clear blue and white eyes. Why are you pretending to be blind?" The man replied: "You think my eyes are innocent, but I think you are very confused!" 3 , excerpted from "Xiao Lin Guang Ji". 4. "Duozi Helps the Battle" 1. Original text: A military attache went out to fight and was about to be defeated.

Suddenly, divine soldiers came to help, and they were victorious. The military attache kowtowed to the god's name, and the god said: "I am the god Duozi."

The military attache asked: "What virtues and abilities does the young general have, so that he dares to help the god Duozi to save him?" The god said: "I just feel it. You have never hurt me with an arrow in the teaching field." 2. Translation: Once upon a time, a general went to war and was about to lose.

Suddenly, magic soldiers came to help and turned defeat into victory. The general kowtowed and asked the god's name, and the immortal said: "I am the God of Duozi."

The general said: "What kind of kindness or ability do I have, so I dare to ask the God of Duozi to save me?" The God of Duozi replied: "Only Thank you for never hurting me with an arrow when you practice archery on the school field." 3. Source: Selected from "Strange Stories from a Chinese Studio" written by Pu Songling in the Qing Dynasty.

5. "The Landowner Sees Chickens" 1. Original text: A rich man had an extra acre of land. He rented it to Zhang San and asked for one chicken per acre. Zhang San hid the chicken behind his back, and the landowner chanted one after another, "This field is not with Zhang San." Zhang San hurriedly offered the chicken, and the landowner chanted again, "Not with Zhang San, but with whom?" "Zhang San said: "You didn't talk to me when you first heard about it, but you did talk to me later. Why?" The landowner said: "At first, we talked about it without a chicken, but later we did it when we saw a chicken."

2 , Translation: A rich man has extra land at home and wants to rent it to Zhang San for planting. (The condition is) one chicken per acre of land. Zhang San puts the chicken behind his back, and the landowner (rich man) will The owner groaned and said, "This field will not be cultivated by Zhang San." Zhang San quickly took out the chicken and offered it to him. The owner of the land chanted again and said, "If you don't give it to Zhang San, who will you give it to?" Zhang San said, "Just now. I heard you say you won’t plant it for me, and then you plant it for me. Why?” The landowner said, “It was nonsense at first, but then you started doing it when you saw the opportunity.” ” 3. Excerpted from "Xiao Lin Guang Ji". 2. Funny classical Chinese essays

The butcher had only just started his business, but he could not damage Kuifu's hill.

Today there is a vast area of ??water with a radius of seven miles. In this city, trees with an inch diameter can be used to form dips, islets, kennels, and rocks. However, the servants of the bodyguard can't stand their filthy behavior. The loyal people are frozen thousands of miles away, and the snow is drifting thousands of miles away. The butcher Gai is looking at the beauty in the scene all day long, and the more he looks at it, the more he becomes more and more fascinated.

It is sincerely appropriate to cut down bamboos and take the road to visit the country and miss the hometown. It is not appropriate to open the door to listen to the saints and criticize the mistakes of others in order to block the road of loyalty and admonishment. In the palace and in the mansion, everything is full of smelly oil and bad sauce, and there are rows of people who are punished and punished.

If there is a person who commits adultery and is a loyal person, it is advisable to show off his trousers and reveal his breasts to show His Majesty's displeasure. The ministers in charge, Yu Shinan, Zhang Suiyang, and Zhang Fangping, are all beasts with huge leaps and bounds. Therefore, the simple butchers seem to be enjoying themselves with tourists.

If you are ignorant of the matter of reading and consult it, you will be able to read "Click" to the fourth drum without getting tired. General Qian Zhi's donkey was very fond of singing and knew a lot about military affairs. He tried to use it in the past. The butcher said that "the two sides are fighting, and they almost want to go first." Therefore, Zhongyong was elected as the prefect.

Those who foolishly think that discussing war matters will be able to make their banners rumble, their paths chaotic, and they will be unable to win if they attack them in a circle. The feet in front of you are confused, and the eyes in the distance are blurred. This is why the early Han Dynasty was in ruins and prosperous.

When the butcher was here, every time he and I held our knives and stared at each other, we would always sigh that I couldn't ejaculate. Taihang, Wangwu, the son of the neighboring Jingcheng family, the god of snakes, this official who knows the Zhenliang death festival, I hope your majesty will trust it, and the overthrow of the Han Dynasty will be achieved.

I am a pure Han who has no idea how high he is, and he cultivates the land in the north of the hidden land. He spends his whole life wandering and leaning on the dangers, and does not seek to learn and reach people in Chu. The butcher did not think that the minister was fierce and chivalrous, but looked around him. He visited the minister three times in Poshan Temple. He was so grateful that he allowed the butcher to live in the Qing Dynasty and not stay for a long time.

After the value was overturned, when I was appointed to the end of the rope, I was ordered to be between the two stocks. When you come, you will be useless. The butcher knew that his minister stopped his cup and threw chopsticks and could not eat, so when he was about to die, he sent him a piece of wood an inch in diameter.

Since being appointed, I have held the yellow on my left and the blue on my right. I only know how to bend my bow and shoot at the big eagle. I am afraid that the entrustment will not be effective and I will hurt the late emperor's youthful madness, so I brush Zhang Suiyang with my sleeve and play with it in fear. Incessantly. Now that the South China Sea has been settled, the military revolution is not weak, and there is not a lot of rice and millet. The reward is to lead the three armies, and the people under his command for 800 miles are burned, and those who go forward are mixed.

The reason why this minister repays the butcher's duty is to ride the wind back. As for the losers singing on the road and the travelers resting in the trees, then Yu Shinan, Suiyang, and Fang Ping are all in charge.

May your majesty make people haggard for the sake of Iraq. If it doesn't work, kill him and bring him to the butcher's knife.

If there are no novelists to comment on, then Shinan, Suiyang, and Fang Ping will be blamed for their slowness. Your Majesty will also entertain guests at a banquet, cut their throats, and drain their flesh.

I am so grateful that I should stay away now. I stretch out my sleeves and arms, fighting with each other, almost wanting to leave first. 3. Looking for a joke in classical Chinese

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Translation Ji Ji felt lonely and gathered some chickens to raise. They were the kind of pheasants that grew out of thorn bushes. When the pheasants are hungry, they cry out. Ji Ji feeds them the millet in the bamboo dustpan.

When the chicken was full, it jumped on Ji Ji’s bookcase. Ji Ji was afraid of getting dirty, so she hurriedly scolded the chicken. The chicken was frightened and anxious, and then jumped on several tables. Ji Ji became even more anxious. He borrowed a bamboo dustpan as a tool to drive away the chickens and threw the pheasants. The bamboo dustpan was thrown very quickly, but it hit the pottery figurines on several tables. The pottery figurines fell to the ground and were shattered. Ji Ji took a quick look and saw the chickens hiding under several tables and squealing wildly. Ji Ji was so angry that she took off her wooden clogs and beat the chickens to death.

Thinking about the experience of raising chickens, Ji Ji became excited and wrote this article "Ji Ji Shooting Chickens". Does this count? . 4. Classic funny sentences in classical Chinese

1. Chirp again chirp, Mulan flies a plane, what kind of plane is she flying, Boeing 747.

2. I resigned from Beijing last year and lived in Tokyo as a sick person. There is no music in Tokyo, a remote area, and I have not heard of Sima Guang all year round.

3. Money is what I want; beauty is what I want too. You can't have both, just give up money for beauty.

4. If you don’t leave me here, I will leave you somewhere. If you don’t leave me everywhere, I will go to the railway.

5. I have many diseases and cannot survive at the age of nine. Lonely and lonely, as for the founding of New China. There are no handsome men, but there are always beautiful women. If the door is weak and the gate is weak, there will be rest in the evening.

6. Liu Suying’s illness is always in heaven. Chen Shiwei Decoction has not expired.

7. I love Rejoice in the Holy Dynasty; Li Kui, the former prefect, loves Lafang even more. Later, Leslie Cheung, the governor, promoted ministers and servants.

8. The edict is strict and the official Ultraman is responsible. People all over the universe are forcing him to hang himself. I had no choice but to obey.

9. A minister without a grandmother can live a hundred years; a minister without a grandmother can live a thousand years. Mother and grandson are incomparable to a turtle.

10. Chen Mi is twenty-two this year, and grandma is ninety-nine this year. Please forgive me for the personal relationship. 5. Are there any short jokes in classical Chinese?

The original text of the joke is that a scholar was about seventy years old when he suddenly gave birth to a son.

Born because of age, it is called age. Not long after, another son was born, who seemed to be able to read and learn knowledge.

The following year, another son was born. He laughed and said: "It's a joke to have a baby at such an old age."

Because of the name, it was called "a joke." The three of them were old and had nothing to do. They all ordered to go into the mountains to collect firewood. When they returned, the husband asked: : "Which of the three sons has more firewood?" The wife said: "I have a lot of age, but no knowledge at all, and a lot of jokes."

Translation There is a scholar who is nearly seventy years old. His wife Suddenly a son was born. Because he was old, he gave birth to a son, so he named him "Jiu". Not long after, another son was born. He looked like a scholar, so he named him "Xuewen".

Another son was born in the third year. The scholar laughed and said: "It's a joke that you can still have a son at such an old age." So he named it "Joke".

When the three sons grew up and had nothing to do, the scholar asked them to go into the mountains to collect firewood. When they came back, the husband asked his wife: "Who among the three can collect more firewood?" The wife said: "You are older. He has no knowledge at all, but he has a lot of jokes. "Snobbish people will avoid them every time they are in trouble."

When a fellow traveler asked him why, he replied: "I gave up my relatives." This happened again and again, and the traveler got tired of it.

I met a beggar by chance, and tried to evade him, saying: "I want to give up my marriage." He asked: "Why do you have this order to marry me?" He said: "But the good ones are all recognized by you."

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Translation: There was a vain man. When he went out and saw dignitaries passing by, he stayed away. People traveling with him asked him why he did this, and he said, "That's my relative."

This happened many times, and every time he did this, people traveling with him found it annoying. Later, suddenly I met a beggar on the road. The people who were traveling with him imitated his behavior and hid aside, saying, "That beggar is my relative."

The vain person asked, "You How come you have such poor relatives?" The person traveling with me said, "Because you have recognized all the good things." People from the original text of eating olives went to the city to have a drink, and there were olives in the banquet.

The country people tasted it, but it was astringent and tasteless, so they asked the people sitting at the table: "What is this?" As a name, he remembered it and told people: "I tasted a strange thing in the city today, and I named it 'Su'."

The crowd didn't believe it, but the person opened his mouth and exhaled and said: "You don't believe it. , Nowadays, everything is vulgar." Translation: A farmer went to the city for a banquet, and there were olives in the banquet.

The farmer took it to his mouth and ate it. It was both astringent and unpalatable, so he asked the people at the table: "What is this?" The people at the table thought he was vulgar and said contemptuously: "Vulgar. The farmer thought that "Cu" was the name of olives, so he kept it in his mind and told people after returning home: "I ate a strange fruit in the city today, called 'Cu'."

Everyone. The farmer didn't believe it, so he opened his mouth and said, "You don't believe it, now I'm talking about vulgarity." The original text of the funny joker was to let a guest have lunch, but the guest had already finished the whole bowl, and there was no more food.

The guest wanted the host to know, so he pretended to say: "A certain family has a house for sale." So he turned the mouth of the bowl to the host and said: "The rafters are also this big."

The host Seeing that there was no rice in the bowl, he called out to the boy to add more food. Because he asked the guest: "How much does he want to be worth?" The guest said: "Now that I have food to eat, I won't sell it."

Translation: A man invited a guest to have lunch, and the guest had already finished a bowl. , no one helped him. The guest wanted the host to know, so he pretended to say: "A certain family has a house for sale.

Then he deliberately pointed the mouth of the bowl towards the owner and said, "The rafters are also as thick as the mouth of the bowl." "The master saw that there was no rice in the bowl and hurriedly called the servant to give him more rice.

Then he asked the guest: "How much did he sell it for? The guest replied: "Now that we have food to eat, we won't sell it." "The original text of Yuan Lie is that some people are used to telling lies.

His servants are Yuan Zhi every generation. One day, he said to someone: "My well is blown by the strong wind yesterday to the house next door. "

Everyone thought it had never happened before. Pu Yuanzhi said: "It does happen.

My well is close to the neighbor's fence. The wind was strong last night. I saw the fence blowing past the well, but it was like the well blowing to the neighbor's house. One day, he said to another person: "Someone shot a goose and put a bowl of rice soup on his head." "

The crowd was surprised again. Pu Yuan said: "This is also the case.

My master was eating noodle soup in the courtyard. Suddenly a goose fell down and its head fell into the bowl. Could it be that the goose was holding noodle soup on its head? "One day.

He also said to others: "The Han family has a warm sky tent, which covers the heaven and earth tightly without any gaps. The servant raised his eyebrows and said, "Master, how can I cover up this lie?" "

Translation: There was a man who was used to telling lies, and his servants always lied for him. One day, he said to people: "A well in my house was blown to the next door's house by the strong wind yesterday. "

Everyone thought that such a thing had never happened before. His servant justified his lie and said: "It is true that such a thing happened. My well is close to the neighbor's fence. It was windy last night. Blowing the fence to the well is like blowing the well to the neighbor's house. "

One day, he said to someone again: "Someone shot down a goose with a bowl of rice soup on his head. "Everyone was very surprised and didn't believe what he said.

His servant justified his lie again and said: "It happened too. My master was eating noodle soup in the courtyard. Suddenly, a goose fell down. , the goose's head happened to fall into the bowl, doesn't it mean that the goose's head is carrying powdered soup? "Another day, he said to others: "The Han family has a warm sky tent, which covers the heaven and earth tightly, without any gaps. After hearing this, the servant frowned in embarrassment and said, "Master has gone too far. He is telling such a big lie. How can I cover it up?" "

Li Shui Xuetai's original text: A scholar's servant peed on a baby, and after not peeing for a long time, he was frightened and said: "Xue Tai is here. "The baby immediately peed.

The scholar asked why and replied: "I saw you scholars dismounting from the stage and being so frightened that they peed and pooped out. I know this. The scholar sighed and said, "I didn't expect that this baby could inherit his father's ambition and be a scholar. I didn't expect that this school platform could benefit from the small water and help with defecation." "

Translation: A servant of a scholar's family held a baby to pee, but the child did not pee for a long time. The servant frightened him and said: "Xuetai is coming. "

The doll peed immediately. The scholar asked him why and replied: "I saw that your scholar was so frightened that he peed and pooped when he heard that the academy was coming, so I scared him like this. "

The scholar sighed and said: "I didn't expect that this baby could inherit his father's ambition and continue his scholarly pursuits; I didn't even expect that this school is good at diuresis and can pass urine and urine. "Afraid of candidates. Original text: A scholar is afraid of the annual exam. When he heard that the school was dismounted, he became panicked and went to pick up the school. See you. 6. There is a reward of 5 points for the best jokes in Nguwen with about 50 words

One night , I was walking on the platform, but I saw a woman coming with long hair, and I couldn't help but look at her sideways.

After a moment, she stopped and looked at me secretly, "Isn't that right?" Very handsome?" But I saw Yi's eyes widened and the corners of her mouth twitching.

I sighed, "Am I too ugly?" But I saw that Yi's eyes were getting wider and wider, and my mouth was opening wider and wider. Afraid.

I thought to myself, I am a gentleman, and I have never offended her, let alone not knowing her. I almost turned around and ran away, but suddenly I heard Yi shouting: "Ah... sneeze!" I rubbed my nose and drifted away. I was sweating profusely. I was a commoner. I studied literature for the first time and failed in three years. Then I studied martial arts. I was hit by an arrow in the school and was kicked out by the drummer. Then I studied medicine and entered the clinic. Department of Medicine, studied hard for five years, achieved success, wrote a good prescription, took it, and died.

Then he went to the underworld and waited for the King of Hell to ascend to the hall. He couldn't bear to ask, and the ghost soldier said: Wang read the files, laughed wildly, went into shock in the back hall, and did not wake up... The famous scholar Yin Nang was studying, and Sun Kang was studying in Yingxue. One day, Kang went to pay homage to Yin, but he didn't meet him. When he asked where he was going, the disciple said: "I went out to catch fireflies." .

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After that, Yin came to pay homage to Kang. When he saw Kang standing idle in the court, he asked, "Why don't you study? Kang said: "I don't think it's snowing today." " ——(Ming Dynasty) "Xiao Lin" compiled by Master Fubai. Selling cakes. There was a person selling cakes. His voice was very hoarse. When people asked him why, he said: "I am hungry." "

He asked again: "Since you are hungry, why not eat cake? "It's sour," he said. "(both said in a low voice) - (Ming Dynasty) "Laughing Forest" compiled by Master Fubai. The wife of Li Ji, a native of Yan State, is coquettish and debauched. She often has an affair with a young man from the neighbor's house.

< p> After Li Ji heard about this, he came up with a way to catch the traitor. One morning, Li Ji pretended to go far away, but hid in the yard and took a closer look. He saw the boy from the neighbor's house quickly entered Li Ji. The door to the inner room of the house was then locked.

Li Ji immediately jumped out and knocked on the door. His wife asked the boy in great horror: "My husband is here, what should I do?" The young man was anxious and asked, "Is there a window?" The wife said, "There are no windows." "

The young man asked again: "Is there a cave? The wife said: "There is no cave either." The young man said helplessly: "How can I get out?" "At this time, the wife saw a cloth bag next to the wall and secretly said happily: "This is better. "

The young man hurriedly got into the bag, asked her to tie the mouth of the bag and place it on the ground in front of the bed. He also told her: "If your husband asks, just say it is rice. "After cleaning up, the wife quickly turned around and opened the door to let Li Ji in.

Li Ji looked around the room and found no adulterer, so he slowly came to the bed and saw that the bag was full. , it felt very heavy when I mentioned it, so I asked my wife: “What is this? "The wife was so flustered that she forgot the young man's instructions and hesitated for a long time without giving any explanation. Seeing that his wife looked suspicious, Li Ji kept asking more questions.

Bag The young man in the room was afraid that the matter would be exposed, so he couldn't help but reply: "I am Miai." When Li Ji heard this, he caught the adulterer and the adulterous couple and beat them to death. Friendly reminder: Those who have an affair are warned! ——Ming Dynasty Lu Zhuo's "Afterwords of Ai Zi" Once in the past year, Mr. Yi was drunk and vomited all over the floor when he passed by the door of Lu Shenzheng's house.

The gatekeeper of the Lu family came over and scolded him. He said: "What kind of drunkard dared to vomit and defecate in front of my house! "The old man raised his drunken eyes, squinted at the gatekeeper with disdain and said, "It's because the gate of your house is not in the right place, and it's actually facing my mouth!" The gatekeeper thought the drunkard's words were very interesting, so he smiled and retorted: "The gate of my house has been built for a long time. How could it be built to face your mouth today?" "Deng Gong pointed to his mouth and said: "My mouth is also old! " ——Master of Fubaizhai in the Ming Dynasty, "Ya Jie" A fool eats wine. There is a man whose family is very poor, can't afford wine, and is not good at drinking. However, he also likes to pretend to be a good person, and he has to eat two drinks every time before going out. A small piece of wine lees cake, which smelled of alcohol, as if he had just drunk.

One day he met an old friend on the road. Seeing that he was a little drunk, the friend asked: "You just drank this morning." Have you had a drink? He replied truthfully: "No, I only ate two bad cakes." "He returned home and told his wife about it.

His wife gave him an idea and said: "If anyone asks again in the future, you can just say that you were drinking, and you can also put on a pretense. " He nodded in agreement.

When he met the friend the next day, he said he had eaten wine. The friend suspected that he had told a lie, so he asked: "Is it hot or hot? Cold food? He replied: "It's roasted." When my friend heard this, he smiled and said, "You still eat bad cakes." "

After he got home, he told his wife what he said again. She blamed him and said, "Where did you mention roasting wine and eating it? From now on, I will say that it is a hot drink. " He said he remembered.

When he met the friend for the third time, before the friend could say anything, he boasted to himself: "My wine today is hot." The friend asked: "How much did you eat?" He held out two fingers and said, "Two." "

——The owner of Fubaizhai in the Ming Dynasty, "Xiao Lin", a good way to cheat for a meal. A man was very hungry on the road, so he came to a house and wanted to cheat for a meal. He said to the master: "I You can mend a broken needle nose, but you need to eat some food before you can work. "

The master was very happy, so he gave him food and found all the broken needles and noses. After the man finished eating, the master asked him to mend them. The man said: "Bring the broken half of the needle nose as well.

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——Pan Youlong of the Ming Dynasty, "Laughing Zen Record" There is a way to stay overnight. A man was on his way out. It was getting late. He wanted to stay overnight in a nearby temple, but he was worried that the monk would not agree, so he decided to stay overnight. He stepped forward and said to the gatekeeper: "I have an item that will never be used in this life, and I want to give it to Baoshan. "When the monk heard this, he not only happily agreed to let him in, but also treated him with great respect.

Early the next morning, the monk came to say hello and asked: "Does the donor say that he will be needed in this life? What exactly is the object? The man pointed to a bundle of torn bamboo curtains he had placed in front of the Buddha statue and said, "If we use it to make light sticks, wouldn't we be able to use them for generations to come?" ——Ming Dynasty Pan Youlong's "Laughing Zen Record" Using Nets as Quilts There was a fisherman couple whose family was extremely poor. They didn't even have quilts in the cold winter weather, so they had to use fishing nets as quilts to keep out the cold. In the middle of the night, they put the quilt on With their fingers exposed outside the net, they felt extremely cold.

The couple secretly rejoiced, "How could those without quilts survive such a cold winter night? ——Ming Dynasty Feng Menglong's "Xiaofu" Three people in a trance Three people slept in the same bed. In the middle of the night, one person felt an extremely itchy leg. In his sleep, he felt it on the second person's leg.