Funny joke: What does Xiao Ming mean?

1, teacher: "Pig iron is iron, wrought iron is iron, and hammer strikes iron. Who can do the next link? " Xiao Ming: "Men are people, women are people, and when the bed board rings, they become artificial people." Teacher: "Get out!" 2. Teacher: Students, what do you want to do in the future? Xiaohong: I want to be a teacher. Teacher: Very good, Xiao Ming. Please tell me. Xiaoming: I want to take a bath. Get out! ! ! ! 3. "Why are you late?" The teacher asked. "I started class before I arrived." Xiao Ming replied. 4. Teacher: Why are you late again? Xiaoming: I saw someone playing mistress on the roadside. Teacher: Junior year is none of your business! Xiao Ming: That mistress seems to be your wife. Teacher @ # $! @#%$5. Teacher: Xiao Ming, please answer, what do you mean, the meaning of drunkenness is not wine? Xiaoming stood up and walked out of the classroom without saying a word. At the door of the classroom, he said, it seems that you want me to answer questions, but in fact you just want me to go out! Teacher: Correct answer. Get out! 6. Teacher: "It's all taught by one teacher. Why do people learn well? " Xiao Ming: "Because it wasn't born to one parent." Teacher: "Get out!" 7. At the opening ceremony of junior high school, the principal talked about puppy love. Principal: Puppy love is like a green apple. Eating it too early will only make you feel bitter. Xiaoming: Can it be my turn when the apple is ripe? Campus: Get out, or I'll fire you! 8. Teacher: Why are eggs round, not square? Xiao Ming: Teacher, have you considered the feelings of hens? Teacher!