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Seek a festive and humorous sketch, the key point is to be festive and funny ~! Thank you.

18 Cao Cao and Liu Bei Mei Qing boiled wine about heroes, and they had a few drinks. During the dinner, Cao Cao said, "Heroes in the world are kings, so listen to them." Liu Bei, who was so scared, kept a low profile and dropped his chopsticks. Cao Cao asked him why he dropped chopsticks, and Liu Bei replied that it thundered just now and he was startled. After Liu Bei finished, he suddenly farted when he bent down to get chopsticks, which was very embarrassing.

When he was embarrassed, he heard Zhao Yun calmly say, "Don't be surprised, it thunders in the sky and farts in the clouds! 」

As soon as Zhao Yun's voice fell, Guan Yu stepped forward and said, "Don't take it amiss, fart comes from feather (rain)! 」

As soon as Guan Yu spoke, Zhang Fei went on to say in a clear voice, "I just farted and flew!" 」

Everyone burst into laughter.

Only Cao Cao didn't laugh. He is deeply touched by this. After seeing Liu Bei and others off, Cao Cao said to his subordinates, "When Liu Bei's subordinates saw the master's mistakes, they rushed to take responsibility and make up for them. It's really loyal. If it's your turn, can you do it? 」

Everyone was outraged and deeply wronged, but Dian Wei shouted, "Isn't it a fart matter? Isn't it a piece of cake? " "Chu Xu also said," is there any difficulty? Where can I compete shirtless? 」

A few days later, Cao Cao invited Liu Bei to drink again. During the dinner, Cao Cao wanted to fart deliberately to see the reaction of his subordinates, but he couldn't let it out. After holding it for a long time, I finally got a small Pi.

Cao Cao's men had been waiting for a long time. When they heard a slight "goo", Chu Xu quickly beat them to it: "Chu (pig) farted! 」

Hearing this, Cao Cao stared out of his eyes with anger. Others think that Cao Cao's reaction is too slow, so they arrested themselves. Dian Wei said, "Fart comes from the canon! 」

"no!" Huang Xu heard a retort, "fart all don't come out! 」

Cao Cao's face was flushed and he was about to get angry. Guo Tu, the counselor, shouted, "It's all wrong, it's all wrong!" 」

Everyone burst into laughter.