Funny and boring jokes

Xiaoming likes eating in class very much. On this day, the teacher asked him: Why do you always like to eat in class? Xiao Ming replied:? The teacher is here, and no one robbed him! ? Teacher: Go home for dinner, no one will rob you. . . Did you poke your smile? The following is the complete set of funny nonsense jokes I prepared. Let's laugh together!

A complete collection of funny nonsense jokes (1) 1. Xiaoming fell into a ditch on his way to school. The teacher asked him where he was hurt.

He said there was nothing wrong with people, but all his homework fell into the ditch and could not be found. . .

The teacher said, son, your routine is deeper than the ditch!

2. Teacher: What do you say, Xiao Ming? I have three provinces a day? What do you mean?

Xiaoming: This three-character sutra tells us the ancient way of keeping in good health, that is to say, if you do it three times a day, you must reflect on whether your body can bear it.

3. scum:? People live in the world, is to make the right choice! ?

Teacher:? So you checked all the questions?

Before the bell rang, I said to my deskmate: I want to sleep first. Call me when the teacher comes. ?

The second-class deskmate came with a sentence:? I am sleepy, too. Let's sleep together. The teacher will wake us up when she comes. ?

Me. . .

Today, my classmates and I went to the supermarket. He bought a case of beer and a bag of snacks and settled the bill at the cashier. Sister cashier: Please take the beer you bought on the floor to the cashier so that I can sweep it.

Tease than students answer:? No need to sweep. I'd better go back and play the ash myself. ?

Cashier girl . .

Funny nonsense jokes (2) 1. In math class, Xiao Ming stood up and asked, Teacher, this cos you are talking about? Does it mean pretending to be B?

Teacher:? Get out! ?

2. teacher:? What will your parents do after the mid-term exam when they see the results?

Xiaoming:? Have a second child. ?

Teacher. . .

In class, teachers educate students about their love stories. Now that I am in love, can I talk about the Civil Affairs Bureau in one breath?

Xiao Ming stood up and said, teacher, I said the hospital in one breath. ?

4. Teacher: The exam is coming. What are you most worried about?

Xiaoming: Worried about mom and dad.

Teacher: Why are you worried about them?

Xiao Ming: I'm worried that they will have a hard time after seeing my grades. . .

Teacher: What do you mean?

Xiaoming: Every time my father hits me, his hands and feet hurt. My mother scolded me, which made my mouth thirsty. Does it hurt to look at it?

5. The teacher asked Xiaoming: What books do you like to read?

Xiaoming:? Secretary of the Communist Youth League! ?

Teacher:? Get out! ?

6. In class, the teacher said: Who knows where this sentence comes from?

Xiaoming:? My mother gave it to me?

Teacher:? Why? ?

Xiaoming:? Dad, kidney is not good, took medicine to tonify the kidney, but the medicine is bitter. Dad doesn't drink, and mom coaxes her. ?

Teacher:? Get out! ?

Funny nonsense jokes (3) 1. In class, the teacher asked him to make sentences for a while.

Xiaohong: If you work hard for a while, you will benefit for a lifetime.

Xiaolan: A temporary classmate and a lifelong friend.

Xiao Ming: Be comfortable for a while, but regret for a lifetime.

Teacher: Get out.

2. Teacher: Xiaoming, do you know rice?

Xiaoming: All you can eat is rice!

Teacher: What about centimeters?

Xiaoming: A grain of rice is a grain of rice!

Teacher: How about millimeters?

Xiaoming: Good rice is not bitten by insects.

Teacher: Get out?

3. The class teacher said: You throw away the food, have you ever thought how sorry you are for the hard-working farmer uncle?

Xiao Ming stood up and said, I'm sorry for the food cooked by aunt in the canteen. How can fresh vegetables be made into such terrible dishes? I think that pig even fried pork is a wrongful death!

Class teacher. . .

4. In class, the teacher shouted angrily: Did you do this in the exam to annoy my rhythm?

Little Ming Dow in the corner said simply? It's not a rhythm, it's a prelude. ?

Teacher: Get out of here at once! ! !

When Xiao Ming handed out the English test paper, he got 3 points for a multiple-choice question.

The English teacher growled on the platform. Tell me what three points can do.

Xiao Ming replied weakly:? Catch the landlord. . . ?

6. teacher:? Xiao Ming, please explain what persistence means. ?

Xiaoming:? For example, dogs don't change and eat shit. ?

Teacher:? Please be civilized. ?

Xiaoming:? Dogs can't change and eat shit. ?

Teacher:? Please be civilized. ?

Xiaoming:? Dogs can't change and eat shit. ?

Teacher:? Can you answer this question properly? ?

Xiaoming:? Teacher, can you stop clinging to shit? ?

The teacher was furious: get out! ?

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