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Classical Chinese pornography Lu Bu Diao Chan

1. The bed story of Diao Chan and Lu Bu

Summary of the story of Lu Bu and Diao Chan (1983)

In the late Han Dynasty, treacherous ministers were in power, and the Grand Master Dong Zhuo was tyrannical and cruel. He had monopolized power and had long cherished the intention of usurpation. His adopted son Lu Bu was extremely brave, which made Dong Zhuo even more powerful and unscrupulous. One day, Dong Zhuo hosted a banquet for hundreds of officials. During the banquet, Lu Bu came over and showed the court official a secret letter from Zhang Wen to Yuan Shu. Dong Zhuo was furious and ordered Lu Bu to execute Si Xuan and Zhang Wen on the spot. All civil and military officials were frightened and dared to be angry but dared not speak out. Situ Wangyun was an upright man who cared about the country and the people. He returned to his mansion and was unhappy. He wanted to get rid of Dong Zhuo, but he had no idea what to do. Feeling depressed, he came to the back garden late at night and heard sobbing in the garden. Wang Yun heard the sound and went to look for it, and saw that it was Diao Chan, the singer in the mansion. Diao Chan is only eighteen years old. She is excellent in both sex and art, and is good at singing and dancing. She understands justice well and is willing to sacrifice her life to save the country. Wang Yun was overjoyed when he saw Diao Chan, and decided to accept Diao Chan as his adopted daughter, and set up a series of plans to lure Dong Zhuo, Lu Bu and his son to take the bait. Wang Yun gave Lu Bu a golden crown. Lu Bu was so happy that he came to express his gratitude. Wang Yun hosted a banquet in honor of Lü Bu and ordered Diao Chan to come out to toast him. As soon as Lu Bu saw Diao Chan, his spirit wandered and he couldn't control himself. Seeing this scene, Wang Yun immediately agreed to allocate Diao Chan to Lu Bu and agreed on a date to send her to Lu Mansion to get married. Wang Yun invited Dong Zhuo to a banquet again, and ordered Diao Chan to lead the crowd to perform a dance. Diao Chan's unparalleled elegance and graceful dancing made Dong Zhuo intoxicated. Dong Zhuo was so impressed that he called Diao Chan a fairy. Wang Yun dedicated Diao Chan to Dong Zhuo on the spot. Dong Zhuo was overjoyed and took Diao Chan back to his mansion. After Lü Bu heard about it, he was very angry and argued with Wang Yun. Wang Yun expressed his helplessness and took the opportunity to drive a wedge between Dong Zhuo and Lü Bu. Lü Bu entered the Taishi's residence to see Diao Chan several times, but did not say anything to her. Instead, he was driven away by Dong Zhuo, and he was furious. One day, while Dong Zhuo was in court, Lu Bu went to Fengyi Pavilion to meet Diao Chan. Lü Bu was afraid of being caught by Dong Zhuo and wanted to leave. Diao Chan refused and pretended to commit suicide by throwing herself into the pool. Lü Bu hurriedly stopped her. At that time, Dong Zhuo came back to his hometown and got into trouble. Dong Zhuo was furious and drew his halberd to stab Lü Bu. Zhuo's son-in-law Li Ru came to dissuade him, but Lü Bu took the opportunity and fled away. Wang Yun provoked Lü Bu again. Lü Bu was determined to get rid of Dong Zhuo. Wang Yun sent someone to falsely convey the emperor's edict and ordered Dong Zhuo to go to Jinque. Dong Zhuo arrived and was surrounded by Wang Yun and other officials holding swords. Lu Bu stabbed Dong Zhuo in the throat with a halberd. Diao Chan arrived, and Wang Yun motioned her to see Lu Bu. Diao Chan understood, and the chain plan continued. 2. Read all the classic lines in Lu Bu and Diao Chan

Bu: Diao Chan, is that you?

Mink: It’s me, Bu.

Bu: I know you will come. You won't leave me here alone. Won't leave me behind.

Mink: How come? We said we would go together. How could I possibly hit the road alone? How can I let you go?

Bu: Diao Chan, don’t leave me again. Don't stay away from my eyes anymore. I don't want to never see you again.

Mink: I will never leave you again. I will always be with you. Life or death, I will never leave you. I won't leave you even half a step.

Bu: Diaochan, do you remember the bird? They fly in the sky all their lives and never stop. Tired, sleep in the wind. If you are hungry, eat in the wind. They fall to the ground only once in their lives, when they die. We have been flying and have never heard of it. We also sleep in the wind and eat in the wind. I have heard that there is a place far away, where there is no war, no pain, it is a paradise. Diao Chan, maybe there really is such a place? Let's fly there together, okay?

Merk: Okay, let’s fly together. Although our wings are broken, we must fly over. We have flown through the vicissitudes of life, and we have to fly there despite all the hardships. As long as you and I are together, we will fly to the real paradise.

Bu: That’s good, let’s fly together.

Mink: Bu, there is something I want to ask you.

Bu: What's going on?

Diao: Why did you come to this world and suffer so much and go through so much torture?

Bu: I am doing this for you.

3. What is the love story of Diao Chan and Lu Bu? Summarize it in vernacular

During the Three Kingdoms era, the heroes were divided, and the Han emperor existed in name only. Dong Zhuo was a general of the Han Dynasty, and he was ruthless. He also had a adopted son, Lu Bu, who was brave and good at fighting. The two separated themselves in Chang'an. Wang Yun saw that Dong Zhuo was promiscuous and had long wanted to kill him, so he arranged for the palace singer Diao Chan to marry the two of them. Using a series of tricks, he first betrothed her to Lu Bu and then gave her to Dong Zhuo as his concubine. Then he drove a wedge between father and son, and ordered Lü Bu to kill Dong Zhuo. Diao Chan was soon called into the palace, and while serving Dong Zhuo, she frequently made eyes at Lü Bu. One day, when Lü Bu sneaked into the apse bedroom to spy on Diao Chan, Diao Chan deliberately pretended to be sad. Then. Lü Bu took the opportunity to discuss matters in the court and met with Diao Chan at Fengyi Pavilion in the back garden. Diao Chan cried wildly in front of Lü Bu, saying that her heart was only tied to Lü Bu and that she was unwilling to be humiliated by Dong Zhuo and threatened to commit suicide by jumping into the pool. Lü Bu hurriedly hugged her, how could he? When the two were expected to be intimate, Dong Zhuo broke up and Lv Bu fled. From then on, the feud between father and son became more and more discord. Wang Yun took the opportunity to advise Lv Bu and planned to assassinate Dong Zhuo. In the end, Dong Zhuo was captured in the capital, and Dong Zhuo was even killed by Lv Bu. The halberd was stabbed straight into the throat and he died.