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Stealing the chicken to make a sentence-stealing the chicken to make a sentence

1. Woe to those who steal chickens and dogs and hide other people's property at home!

He did all the thefts in the village.

These people are hypocritical on the surface, but secretly they are stealing chickens and touching dogs, shameless!

The child has been cheating since childhood, or he will be ruined in the future if he is not strictly disciplined.

This man is used to stealing chickens and touching dogs. Who can respect him?

6. He doesn't break the law, but he often does stealing chickens and dogs.

7. On the surface, these people are hypocritical, but behind his back, he is stealing chickens and touching dogs, shameless!

8. There are several idlers in this town. They often do some stealing activities. After patient persuasion by the police, they finally turned over a new leaf.

9. On the surface, these guys are serious, but in private, they are stealing chickens and dogs, thieves and prostitutes, and they can do anything bad.

10, grandma often taught me that it is impossible to take the right path, stealing chickens and dogs and crooked ways.

1 1, I always do things aboveboard, and I never do anything to steal from the chickens.

12, I'm determined to kill the people and get rid of these thieves.

13, everyone here knows that he is a thief.

14, I really feel guilty about what I did.

15, the tortoise laughed at the weasel and said, "Sneaky, just do something sneaky." The weasel said, "You'd better mind your own business!" Wearing a green hat and laughing at others all day. " .

16, after a hard day's work, you will naturally steal the chicken and touch the dog.

17, huh! He Fang, the dog thief, actually started stealing chickens and dogs! Go to hell, dog thief! It's a man. Rush up if you dare.

18, there are several unworthy thieves in the village. When they meet him, they often have some food and drink benefits, so they cater to him, make him feel that Laozi is the best in the world, and make the villagers very disgusted with him.

19, childhood "is the coolest", attracting "countless fans", "putting on airs", arrogant and "dismissive". I've been "climbing trees under the river", I've been "cramming", I've been "stealing chickens and touching dogs", I've been wetting the bed and "drawing maps", hehe. Happy June 1st, I wish "Happy Childlike Face" and "Forever Childlike Heart"!

Half a month ago, A Liang, a first-year student not far from our county, was brutally killed by his leader, Chen Mou, 22. Chen Mou stole chickens from childhood and harmed the village. In the end, he tried the law, and what awaited him was the severe punishment of the law.

2 1. The oriole sang in Liu Cui and saw a weasel foraging. Angry way: you are a thief who steals chickens and dogs all day, bringing shame on Lao Huang's family! The voice did not fall, and the oriole was killed. The weasel sighed. Now you don't know how to eliminate pornography!

22. "You are the coolest" when I was a child, which attracted "countless fans". When in trouble, he likes to put on airs and is arrogant and dismissive. I used to "climb trees down the river", I used to "make up numbers", I used to "steal chickens and touch dogs", I used to wet the bed and "draw a map" ... Children's Day is coming, and I hope that children who don't grow up will never be childlike and childlike!

23. 10 June10 Gregorian calendar prompt; Appropriate: early to bed and early to rise, taboo: eating, drinking, gambling, appropriate: happy, taboo: stealing chickens and dogs, appropriate: SMS forwarding, taboo: secretly storing. Appropriate: bless each other, avoid: stealing happiness alone, appropriate: everything is perfect, avoid: stealing happiness if nothing happens! I hope you have a good trip.

24. "You are the coolest" in childhood, attracting "countless fans", "putting on airs", being arrogant and "dismissive". I have been "climbing trees under the river", I have been "fooling around", I have been "stealing chickens and touching dogs", I have been wetting the bed and "drawing maps" ... Children's Day is coming, and I hope that children who don't grow up will never be childlike and childlike!

25, the National Day is coming, give you a group of blessings "combination boxing": the first punch in the cow on the opposite mountain, I wish you bullish; The second punch will knock down the dragon and tiger. May you be brave in Rowen; The third punch is stealing chickens and dogs. Congratulations on your ascension!

26, the National Day is coming, give you a group of blessings "combination boxing": the first punch in the cow on the opposite mountain, I wish you bullish; The second punch will knock down the dragon and tiger. May you be brave in Rowen; The third punch is stealing chickens and dogs. Congratulations on your ascension!

27. After listening to the wind in the mirror for a long time, I didn't find anything wrong, so I left Taohuawu to find my brother who took the blame, the mess when stealing chickens and dogs, the partner who did good deeds, and my brother Fan Tong forever.

At the age of 28, she is the family of Wang, a young gentleman with two beautiful faces. You know, she married me, even my wife has never been out of the house, and she has done such an affair that she will be put in a pigsty in the village.

29. Wang He and Qian are from Wuxi. Because I am usually idle, I often do things that steal chickens and dogs. They smell the same. Being short of money recently, I came up with an old way to "cheat" money.

30. I can learn from the heart of thinking! How can you be attracted to other women so easily! I am a good boy, I would never do such a thing!

3 1, Xu Fan, a villager, deceives the good and fears the evil, steals the chicken and touches the dog, and is an out-and-out street rascal.

He has been a gangster in our village since he was a child. He was a hooligan when others were at school. He stole chickens and dogs when he was a child and abducted women when he grew up. Then he only kills people.

33. They usually wander around the village, feeling that they are stealing chickens and dogs and robbing people of money.

34. Wang Lao's misdeeds such as stealing chickens and touching dogs, abducting people, and bullying men and women once made Li Guangxia unable to lift his head in the village.

I stopped laughing at Liu Bei, and my uncle Liu was in tears. He immediately burned incense and told his ancestors, which probably meant that the Liu family finally had a gentle and kind offspring, not all of whom were thieves, gamblers and gamblers.

36. He used to be the most talented special task executor. He's stealing chickens and dogs, too. He abandoned flowers in the fight to pick up girls.

37, still need, after all, the world is not everywhere, turn on the TV and open the newspaper, carjacking, stealing chickens and touching dogs are buzzing like flies.

38. Listen, in my opinion, you must have done something nasty and angered some great god to become you today. What are you doing in hell, touching someone else's girl's thigh? You must have done all this.

39. It seems that Jiuhuanglou can only do some stealing activities. The fourth is even more so. I didn't expect you to be like this in Ba Shen ...

40, but his cleverness is all used in doing nothing and reading at sixes and sevens, but he is proficient in stealing chickens and dogs.

4 1, good boy, I thought it was an ordinary person, with the strength of five kings, which was interesting. Why don't you want to sneak into town and steal the dog?

42. Red Net Changde July 16 (correspondent Ding Jianying, Zhao Jie) A man in Changde has been addicted to whoring for a long time, and he has no money to go whoring, so he has the wrong idea of "stealing chickens to touch dogs" and steals two chickens at a time to go whoring.

43. Two people, Wang Er and Liu Ba, usually wander around Miao Village. They usually do something stealing chickens and dogs, which is not correct. They stole it again today.

44. Are you from Hejian? Living in the city, my father is a famous bachelor. He has been cheating since he was a child, and he is out of control. Clever as he is, he has improper ideas when doing things.

45. Later, he was adopted and lived a life of stealing chickens and dogs.

46. Fan Kuai turned out to be just a dog butcher and became a member of Liu Bang's army. When Chen Ping was in the country, he stole chickens and dogs and committed adultery with his sister-in-law. Liu Bang obeyed him.

47. He Laobo Road; What are you going to do, son? Don't try to steal the truth.

48. Although he is a young master, he is rich and poor. If he is a qualified young master, it doesn't matter, but the problem is that he is expected to be a young master who steals chickens and dogs in the future. I can see that his family is very poor.

49. Don't be afraid. Beggars don't steal chickens and touch dogs. Why do you pick up some stones in cold weather? Planting flowers or pressing pickle jars in spring.

50. It can be seen that in the real world, there are many people who steal chickens and touch dogs. Of course, Hong Fei is just a pleasure, and his family won't worry about money.

5 1. Since then, Daxiangzi has been an honest man and will never do those dirty things again.

52. After all, these people are also thieves. I'm afraid I'll be killed and no one will cry for them

53. Those lazy and unscrupulous people wander the streets all day, making a living by pimping, teapots and stealing chickens and dogs.

54. Perhaps people have long been insensitive to death, but they are full of curiosity about stealing chickens and dogs in rural areas.

55. Are you going to do something furtive and shady again?

56. I was injured by my cousin's automatic pistol; The girl next door who met for the first time almost broke her neck; Squeezed by a strange senior beside the monitor's adult; Being instructed by a student dressed strangely to steal chickens and touch dogs. ...

57. Yang Guo listened to his mother's instructions and has lived in Jiaxing ever since, living in this shabby kiln and fooling around.

58. You have a wife, three rooms and four concubines, sometimes you are as greedy as a cat, you have children, and you have a smelly stone bastard like Jia Baoyu.

Qinchuan, I attach great importance to you. You should be so secretive.

60. Farming and hunting, having a farmhouse, and doing some stealing. Ah, bah, teasing birds, walking dogs and keeping small pets is leisure. In short, this is a story of caring for the countryside and enjoying the mountains and rivers. ...