Interesting jingle phrases

The river is swift. I'm going to steal melons with you. I steal a hundred, you steal one, and someone finds out. I run fast, you run slowly, and you get caught. I eat watermelon at home, you write a check in prison, I eat melon seeds at home, and you get shot in prison.

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East Street, West Street, this street picked up a small axe, picked up an axe and cut off several heads, cut off several heads of reeds, woven reeds to carry bricks, carried bricks to build pot heads, steamed buns on the pot heads and sold them. In a selling county, the county magistrate combed a red floating head and put him in prison. In the middle of the night, he thought of jumping off the wall.

sigh with emotion

Sigh men: talented and ugly, handsome and long, earning less, earning more without caring about their families, caring about their futility, promising and unromantic, romantic and unreliable. Sigh women: beautiful people don't go into the kitchen, those who go into the kitchen are not gentle, gentle and opinionated, not feminine, spending money indiscriminately, not fashionable, and fashionable people are not at ease. Take your mobile phone when you go out, sell TV when you go bankrupt, change your mobile phone when you get rich, watch TV occasionally, play mobile phone all day, TV is free for life, and your mobile phone is overdue. A 30-year-old man is learning bad, singing the same love as his contemporaries, a 40-year-old man is learning bad, singing late love with the next generation, and a 50-year-old man is the worst, singing confused love with the third generation.