Jokes of the 78th Academy Awards

In the exciting Oscar ceremony, the humor of the host john stewart can ease the nervous nerves of the nominees. Here are some of his wonderful quotations. If you don't understand some of the meanings, we have made appropriate comments for you ... If you feel a little disappointed, don't look at the contents in brackets.

"Oscar is the place where you can see the most stars. You don't have to donate money to the Democratic Party."

"Don't piracy! Look at these stars, you are stealing from them! Look at those actresses, they are so poor that they can hardly cover their breasts! "

"Hundreds of millions of people are watching the Oscars live ... half of them are waiting to be adopted by Angelina Jolie." Julie's scandal includes not only her love affair with Brad Pitt, but also her tireless adoption of Cambodian and Ethiopian children. )

"Spielberg's works excite all Jews: Schindler's List first, then Munich … What will we meet next?" Schindler's List tells the history of Jews being persecuted by Nazis, while Munich is based on the true story of Jewish athletes being assassinated by terrorists, which is a tragedy to put it bluntly. )

"Dick Cheney shot and killed bjork who was trying on an evening dress!" (bjork's swan-like Oscar costume is very exaggerated. US Vice President Cheney shot and killed someone while hunting some time ago. )

"There are many excellent remakes this year. Like King Kong, The Battle of the World and Walk the Line are all white versions of King of the Soul. " Walk the line and the king of soul music are both biographies of singers, but the protagonist of the former is white and the protagonist of the latter is black. Three and a half hours later, we learned that the theme of race defeated the theme of homosexuality and won the best film award. )

"This year, we will introduce the awarding guests in the order of talent."

"Who hasn't appeared in Crash Under the Stage?" (It means that there are many crash actors. )

"It's a pity that Tekken Man didn't win the Best Makeup Award ... We all know how difficult it is to make Russell Crowe look like a fighter ..." (Russell Crowe is famous for his bad temper. He even clashed with people backstage at the British Film Academy Awards. )

"Wow, that's great ... I can't wait to see the special tribute to the montage next time ..." (I just watched the special tribute from the stunt scenes composed of different movie clips. But the classic example of montage is unlikely to be pieced together like this. )

"The Oscar-nominated film Capote shows the American people that not all homosexuals are cowboys, but some are sissy new york intellectuals."

"... I think it's easier to blackmail money now ..." (The theme song "A pimp is finally here" just won the best song award, and the title of the song can be translated into "Blackmail is not easy". The award-winning host "3-6 Mafia" stepped down and said this. )

"Everyone should remember this fact: martin scorsese, Oscar Zero." 3-6 Mafia ",1 Oscar. (martin scorsese is recognized as one of the most deserving movie master, and "3-6 Mafia" is a singing group in Memphis, which is unknown in the film industry, but won the Oscar for Best Song. )