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What happened on the first day of school?
After the class meeting, the instructor appointed two temporary team leaders, one is me and the other is a girl. Because we just entered the school, for the sake of safety, the teacher asked us to go to each dormitory to count the number of people after turning off the lights. Results: One boy was missing and one girl was missing.
On the first day of school, the three views were refreshed. The first day of school is actually a multiple challenge to intelligence, physical strength, endurance and heat resistance! After dragging my suitcase in the dormitory and groaning, the quilt sheets and cotton wool I sent arrived at the express station, followed by a lot of miscellaneous unidentified express delivery, two huge woven bags, and dozens of pounds. Then because of the special situation now, I can't leave school, so I can only find my name in a pile of express delivery, which is extremely hot! There are piles of people waiting for takeout at the school gate, or waiting for students who live outside and apply not to go back to school to help bring things. When you finally find your two huge packages, you have to look at the steep slopes and stairs in front of you. Just like crying! After the courier moved, he found that the courier station could borrow a cart! It's a bolt from the blue, bullying newcomers who don't know how to do it
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