Humorous jokes that everyone likes.

1. Heroes don't ask for a way out, hooligans don't look at their age!

2. Ideas are like underwear. There should be, but it can't prove that everyone has it.

My mother said that the prodigal son won't change the gold, who will give me the gold? I will change.

Zhuge Liang never took a single soldier before he came out of the mountain. Why do I need work experience?

If you don't like me, don't look at me. Remember, please make a detour when you see me in the future.

6. Tomorrow will follow tomorrow, and there are so many tomorrows. Since there are so many tomorrows, we might as well put them off.

7. I'm not polite to my homework, and I never leave it.

8. Taking a math exam is like being a doctor. Anyway, the first sentence is I tried my best.

9. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but there are many WIFI nearby, but we don't know the password.

10. You live in my heart. Have you paid the rent?

1 1. Tomb-Sweeping Day should go back to elementary school and junior high school to sweep the grave, because your youth is buried there.

12. Love is sometimes like playing basketball. Sometimes attacking, sometimes defending, sometimes pretending.

13. Once young, who can spoil who.

14. Try to get to know those people you hate, and you will find that the more you look at them, the more you hate them.

15. Don't be afraid of being short. Besides being cute, she can pick up money faster than others.

16. I like you. The first sentence is false, and the second sentence is also false.

17. Never propose to me. I said yes as soon as I proposed.

18. You only care about your LOL, but never consider my feelings.

19. If silence is golden, then I am already rich.

20. Why do people always tell me not to give up treatment, as if I can still be saved?

2 1. Never argue with the same fool, because in the end, you will never know who is a fool.

22. There is a prison called a school, a prisoner called a student, and a sentence called nine-year compulsory education!

23. When I was a child, I was most afraid of teachers, parents and classmates saying "I'll sue the teacher" at school.

24. Teacher, since you let us stay up late to do our homework, we have to make up our sleep with your class.

25. Don't be lazy with me, I'll be lazy with you.

26. The prescription for all school phobia patients: attend classes for 2 1 day in September, 19 days in June,1day in June, and 19 days in February, one * *.

27. I finally understand why military training should be turned around, because only in this way can the sun be more uniform.