What joke makes you want to laugh after listening to it several times?

Toothache, take a sip of wine, don't swallow it, let it soak your teeth, it is said that it can cure toothache. Then, playing with the mobile phone, I forgot about it. After a long time, half my face became numb. Drinks and saliva flowed down my mouth ... just when my daughter-in-law saw it, she jumped up with fear and flew to me. I thought I had a stroke. Grab my arm and shout, What's wrong with you? Say it! What is the password of the bank card?