A joke, right?

After the Tang priest drove Wukong away, he met the monster again. He had to spell to summon Wukong back for help. Soon, a new voice came from the air: Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is not in service area. Please try again later.

Xiaoming wants to hear a story. Dad asked him if he wanted to hear a long one or a short one. Xiaoming: Dragon! Dad: Once upon a time, there was a fly buzzing ... Xiaoming: Short! Dad: Once upon a time, there was a fly. Hum, bang.

Doctor: You can pull out these two bad teeth. Patient: I'm afraid. Is there any side effect when my tooth is pulled out? Doctor: There should be no side effects, but you may lose weight.

Wife: "Have you read Ba Jin's Home?" Husband: "no" wife: "I suggest you have a look, it's very good!" "Husband:" Really, tomorrow. Where does his family live? "

Xiao Ming said: Dad, it's so cold in the room! Dad said, you can stand in the corner. Xiao Ming asked in surprise: Why? Dad smiled and said, because the angle is 90 degrees.