A meaningful joke (short)

1. A couple in the park is very sweet. The girl said coquetry, "I have a headache." The boy then kissed the girl on the forehead and asked, "Does your head still hurt?" The girl said, "It doesn't hurt." After a while, the girl spoiled and said, "My neck hurts." The boy kissed the girl's neck again and asked, "Does it still hurt?" The girl said happily, "It doesn't hurt!" An old lady next to her stood and watched for a long time, but she couldn't help asking, "Young man, you are really amazing! Can beriberi be cured? "

On a hot afternoon, a matchstick tickled, tickled and caught fire. So I went to the hospital to dress it and came out as a cotton swab.

When the millionaire drove through a village in a luxury extended Lincoln car, he saw two beggars pulling weeds to eat, and the millionaire stopped immediately. "Why do you eat grass?" "We really have no money ..." A beggar replied. "Really, get in the car and go to my house." "I have a wife and two children at home ..." A beggar muttered. "Call them." The rich man pointed to another beggar. "And you, call home, too." "My family has a large population. Besides my wife, there are five children. " Another beggar said. "Never mind, call them all and go!" In this way, two beggars and their families got on the bus, but fortunately it was an extended bus. On the way to exercise, a beggar's wife said gratefully, "Boss, it's very kind of you to invite even poor people like us to our home." The millionaire replied, "Nothing, I just came back from abroad, and my house has been neglected.". The lawn in the yard may be more than one meter high and you can eat enough. "

4. Once upon a time, a man fished and caught a squid.

Squid begged him: let me go, don't bake me to eat.

The man said, well, let me ask you a few questions.

Squid is very happy to say: you take the exam!

Then the man roasted the squid.

5. One day there was a mother-in-law in a car …

Sitting halfway, my mother-in-law doesn't know the way.

My mother-in-law spanked the driver with a stick and said, where is this?

Driver: This is my ass … ..

6. What is that man doing?

He's shaking.

Why is he shaking?

He's cold.

A: Oh, shivering doesn't lead to cold drawing.

A: ...