100 Super Humorous WeChat Funny Signature

1. Male: Outside the Qingshan Building outside the mountain, love and marriage are free. Woman: Wanshui Qian Shan is just idle and in no hurry to make money.

2. Perfect boyfriend: no smoking, no drinking, no cheating. Does not exist!

It's too late for you to fall in love now. You should devote yourself to your studies in college. . . . . . This question. It should have been solved in junior high school and high school.

Who will marry me in the future: I don't know who you are dating now. Don't waste your feelings on others. Let's get to know each other sometime.

Today, I heard an eight-year-old girl sing, two tigers, two tigers, falling in love, falling in love. All men, all men, so perverted, so perverted.

6. Even if you are frustrated again, you should fall in love and talk about a world full of love!

7. The longest love I have ever talked about is narcissism. I love myself and have no rival in love.

8. In fact, a person is a corpse when he is alive, and a pile of ashes when he dies.

9. My heart for you is harder than a diamond. It's not a heart-shaped stone, is it?

10. When you lose your mind, it's as amazing as a pig climbing a tree.

1 1. It is said that there is a monkey in the zoo, so ugly that everyone throws up! I went to see it the next day and threw up! On the third day, you went to the monkey and threw up!

12. Life is like a pile of rubbish. If you throw it into the fire, you can make a fine product by beating it!

13. Friends fell in love for two months, and the screen name was changed to blue. Recently, I learned that the literal translation of blue into Chinese is called bu Lu.

14. Like me, like Liangliang. I don't like you on the whole!

15. Advertisement on the subway: Is it crowded? Buy a car! Advertisement in taxi: gambling? Take the subway! Shit, you're kidding me or something!

16. Do you know why Gao got drunk? That's because Yao Jiaxin wants him to sing a song about you in prison.

17. I stood in your smart room and shouted: ouch! How deep!

18. The third party is not the later one, but the one who doesn't love deeply.

19. The most depressing thing in the world is stepping on my own poop.

20. Wear other people's shoes and take other people's roads, so that others can neither find shoes nor find their way.

2 1. I'm not the Mona Lisa, and I won't smile at everyone.

22. Men say they like you, but in fact they just like your body.

There are thousands of men in the world, and it is really impossible to change them every day.

24. Matador, VIP among bitches.

Chopin, if you can bring out the sadness of labor and capital, labor and capital will give you a dollar.

26. Most of us who are alive have only done three things in our lives: deceiving ourselves, deceiving others and being bullied.

27. I am not afraid to drink dichlorvos, but I am afraid to open the lid and have another bottle.

28. If you were a flower, the cow wouldn't shit.

29. As soon as you went out to Baishan, there were no birds, and thousands of people died.

30. Women are like clothes, but big sister is a kind of temperament that you can't wear.

3 1. For the sake of the next generation of the motherland, we must fall in love no matter how ugly. When the world is full of love.

32. I'm going to get a haircut. I've turned my head over into the sea.

My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over.

Brushing your teeth is a bittersweet thing, with a cup in one hand and a washing utensil in the other.

It was noon on weeding day, so it was really difficult to go to school. I entered the school and stood all afternoon.

36. I am proud of my flat chest, and I save cloth for my country.

37. Take your hand and drag the child away. If you don't go, you will continue to drag on!

38. Today is MM's birthday. In order to be the first to send my blessing, I picked up my mobile phone on time early in the morning and sent a message: sofa.

39. Relying on mountains to eat mountains, relying on water to draft, grabbing today, not giving, who wants to resist, let him go to hell.

40. Yesterday is history, today is the beginning, and tomorrow is hard for everyone!

4 1. Recently, Shenma began to turn into a donkey's leg, and the cloud turned into rain!

42. I only looked back, but I didn't care how long the road ahead was.

43. Without a strong master, don't think you can bite just because you are a dog!

44. Sleeping on the printer can print out dreams all night, right?

45. Fasten your seat belt, there may be a love waiting for you ahead.

46. Xiaoming: Dad, am I a stupid child? Dad: Silly boy, how can you be a silly boy?

47. Life is like a journey, what matters is not the destination. But NB along the way, the mood when dealing with NB!

48. Stand on the shore of the years and be a Shui Piao for your past.

49. Sometimes it rains because the world needs washing, and sometimes it rains because the heart needs washing!

50. I am poor, please don't rob the tomb!

5 1. Don't think that just because you are younger than me, you can scamper for a few more days. The coffin is filled with dead people, not old people!

52. Famous saying, you have to be a celebrity first. That's a famous saying. Other people's farts are famous farts! Can you compare it?

53. I am a civilized person, and all the dirty words have been disinfected with saliva.

54. If I die, my first sentence is: I don't have to be afraid of ghosts at last.

55. I have done two things wrong in my life, one is to live and the other is to live.

56. We are just passers-by, playing group games here. Whether you lose or I win, we will play games together in the end!

Don't pose in front of me, I'm afraid I can't help but want to drop my camera.

58. Break up with you because you don't deserve to hold hands!

59. One day, San Xiao cried because San Xiao appeared!

60. Sanlu milk powder is the stepmother's choice.

6 1. Take the RMB road, so that people have no choice!

62. Breaking up is boring. Divorce if you can!

63. Guinness Book of Records: The world's largest coffee table covers an area of 9.6 million square kilometers and can hold 654.38+03 billion cups.

64. To love yourself, you must be selfish first. Only selfishness can love deeply.

Some people always sell what they have in exchange for what they don't have.

66. When I was at school, it was just that money to muddle along, and now I have to muddle along!

67. Doing well in the exam depends on sitting at the same table.

68. I despise those who often chat with expressions.

69. If you have a heart, you will be tired. If you have no heart, it doesn't matter.

70. The highest state of being a man is not that you pick up girls, but that girls pick up girls.

7 1. How big a body do you have to be to support your dirty soul!

You can't eat as a meal, but I can't eat without you.

73. If life deceives me, I will also deceive life.

74. You embarrassed me, and I didn't even give you a chance to go on stage.

You live in my heart. Have you paid the rent?

76. The PE teacher said: Whoever dares to wear a skirt to my class will be punished for handstand!

77. The most embarrassing thing is to go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to register with my girlfriend. The staff is actually an ex-girlfriend.

78. If you don't like me, I will castrate you and be my sister.

79. Since suffering from mental illness, the whole person has been much more energetic.

80. I have no time to hate those who hate me, because I am busy loving those who love me.

8 1. Don't be defiled by love for such a pure thing as sex.

82. If you want to say something, you will naturally say it. If you don't want to tell, all you hear is lies.

83. Because I'm not afraid of anything and I can't lose anything.

84. Some people are so modest, others are so proud, but no one is realistic.

85. We are like two parallel lines, and we will never meet.

86. Parent-teacher conferences and mistresses are essentially the same, both of which provoke family relations.

87. Carelessness is not necessarily bad, and gentleness is not necessarily true.

88. I am not a fragile girl. I don't need protection. I can be fine alone.

89. Even if you lose weight and look good, everything will be fine. People who don't love you still don't love you.

90. Bitches last forever, while dogs and men can't live without chickens.

9 1. If you hate me, I don't mind at all. I don't live to please you.

92. The man who loves me the most in the world married my mother.

93. The real state is that you would rather forgive others yourself than let others forgive you.

94. Life is breathing, breathing is for breathing, and breathing is for breathing.

95. If it is sentimental, it will get old and kill me long ago.

96. The biggest difference between a game and a girlfriend is that one has to make a copy and the other has to pay!

97. Be a light and cheerful woman and write noble love letters to yourself.

98. There are not so many simple ifs in this world. Not loving is not loving.

99. I have no merits, but I have a strong ability to be praised!

100. What if I feel beautiful? I don't care. After all, I am not a mistress.

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One thought is hell, one thought is heaven, and the distance between heaven and hell is between one thought.

The most serious injury is the cold weather, so I didn't bring any money when I went out!

I stayed in a five-star hotel and ate a beggar's lunch.

25-27-year-old male warrior -28-3 1-32-36-year-old Qitian Judas.

A good horse never turns back, because there is no turning back.

I hope we can go home together, not send you home.

After studying for more than ten years, I think it is better to mix in kindergarten.

About thongs: I used to take off my underwear and look at my ass. Now, take out your ass and look at your underwear.

Even if I were a toad, I would never marry my mother toad.

A person in a humble room, mosquitoes are diligent in hot weather; There are trees and birds in front of the window, and the gloomy mood is gone.

When disaster begins, family sacrifices will be remembered. .

I am fat, but I have a collarbone!

I used to be young and aggressive, but now my youth is gone, so I am so aggressive.

Don't shock the world with coquettish, but move the world with lewdness.

Asking how sad you can be is like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel.

The thrown brick may not produce jade, but it is likely to hit people.

Promises, vows, lies and flowery words are just perfunctory! !

Love is a road, friends are trees, life has a road, and there are many trees on a road. If you have money, you won't get lost; if you lack money, you will rely on trees; if you are happy, you won't forget your way; when you rest, you will water trees.

Someone told me to come early in my next life! I said, that's what you said in your last life. .

Simple products will do, as long as you make the quality up.

Philosophers are illegal. When you think about the same thing for more than five minutes and thirty seconds, you become a philosopher.

People can be busy for their dreams, but they can't lose their dreams because they are busy!

My heart is still, and I am still, and I have a headache when I sleep!

Everyone in the world is chasing love, but love is like a polar bear. It's cute through the lens. In fact, when you get close to it, you will know what it means to want to die.

For the ideal that chickens should swim! Ducks will never understand!

Children are always their own good, and crops are always others' good!

Classics are always classics, and garbage can't be garbage forever.

The hero is very sad about Beauty Pass. I am not a hero. Beauty, let me through.

I won't go to hell. Whoever loves me will go to hell.

All unforgettable love is the moment when the soul is free in bed!

Being single is painful, and being single for a long time is even more painful. I saw a sow the other day, and everyone thought it had beautiful eyes.

I changed her from a girl to a woman; She turned me from a boy into a poor man.

What is the bottom? If everyone stops copying, that's the bottom!

Shakespeare said: Women are meant to be loved, not understood.

Doctor, please give me some regret medicine and a glass of forgetfulness water.

The best thing about wine is the worst taste!

My silence to you can silence the whole universe! ! !

Besides buying lottery tickets, how to get rich quickly and legally?

Everyone is not a vegetarian. Vegetarianism is just an act.

Do you know what natural and man-made disasters are? Natural disasters are born with low IQ, and man-made disasters are not acquired efforts!

I don't feel short of clothes only when I wash clothes.

I feel like two pigs because one pig can't describe your stupidity.

Don't think that you can scamper for a few more days just because you are younger than me. The coffin is filled with dead people, not old people!

Boys are the most handsome to protect girls, girls are the most domineering to kiss, and girls love to be jealous. Girls are cutest when washing clothes and mending clothes, warmest when cooking for them, and most shy when meeting your parents.

After studying for decades, I still feel that kindergarten is easier to mix.

Fatty, don't bully your waist if you dare. Rush to the chest, I can hold it,

There are many backgrounds, and I only have one back.

After a night of deliberation, I decided to be thin or die.

I usually scold you, but I didn't know I was both civil and military until I hit you.

I must be a shiny psycho in your mediocre life. .

If you look like that, don't be coquettish, it's easy for people to have a pregnancy reaction.

I am your what? You are my Christmas, so I am Christmas, so I can marry you.

See one, love one. Love one, kick one.

The temptation to go home tells those mistresses that behind you, there must be the next mistress to replace you.

I would rather have a prince riding a pig than a prince pig riding a white horse.

I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people. One is very beautiful, and the other is you.

What does it mean to take only one spoonful of weak water? It's the homework of the whole group. I only copied hers.

Jiumao and Sanmao are happy because they are together. .....

The saddest thing about watching [heirs] is that you can't watch it without subtitles! !

If ESC was the exit key of life, then my ESC key would have been pressed long ago.

What is the math class like? Do you know what it's like to watch Korean dramas without subtitles?

Between relatives, talking about money hurts feelings; Between lovers, talking about feelings hurts money.

Because my signature is too personal, the system crashes directly and cannot be displayed.

How many beautiful legs are ruined on the face, how many beautiful women are ruined on the body, how many beautiful men are ruined on the height, and how many infatuated men are ruined on poverty.

Those hurdles you thought you couldn't get through in the past, you will gradually find that you only blame yourself for short legs.

Why do adults like to play this stinking trick of not looking for me and not looking for you?

Find someone who likes both sweet and sour, and love you by the way.

Maybe I'm too cold, so no one likes me like this, but I really can't be blamed.

Never pretend that you don't care about your feelings, because it is harmful.

If you want to fly, I will suffer. Don't ask me who I am. I'll come at night.

Hello, I'm the courier. Someone sent it to you. Please sign your name when you arrive.

When I like sleeping, it must be not far from my heart. The garbage that cannot be recycled is me.

It's autumn in a blink of an eye. Did you change your coat last year? Are your eyebrows the same?

They say love has no gender, so I love you.

We all don't know what to do. It's different when I'm deep. I don't know where the money is. I'm broke.

100 super philosophical funny sentence, talk about humor.

1, born and easy. Live, relax. Life is not easy.

2, the world is big, the house just does not reduce the price.

3. If you want good skin, cook and stir-fry every day.

4. Listen to your words and go home to bake sweet potatoes.

Life is great, but death is cheap.

6. The taller the stationmaster is, the farther he pees.

7. Don't talk to me about feelings. Talking about feelings hurts money.

8. People who mix foods tend to live longer.

9. Men should have women and earn more money.

10, thanks to those who have hurt us and made them feel guilty.

1 1. Good horses no longer eat grass, so good horses always starve.

12, hooligans are not terrible, but they are afraid that hooligans have culture.

13, the customer is a fart, let him go.

14, family affairs, state affairs, no money to eat is a big deal!

15, it is easier to forgive a third party than to forgive a homosexual.

16, you look really cricket, much better than cricket.

17, I face the cruelty of the world with the joy of pulling eggs.

18, men are most afraid of empty guns. Save more bullets for the enemy.

19, life is like dry shit, you work harder, and then you will feel better.

20. Some people treat you as garbage when you are polite to him.

2 1. The only difference between Superman and me is that I wear underwear underneath.

22, love is that I think you don't pretend, you think I am not dirty.

23. As long as you choose crooked ways, pocket money will go out.

24. Sheep dancing with wolves, don't forget their identity.

25. Some people are tasteless. Can cooking be delicious?

26. Don't introduce me to anyone. I've given up.

27, you give me some meat evenly, don't always steal fat.

28. Think of Li Xia as a Ferrari and drive you to death, boy.

29. Bitch always appears in public to play.

30, like, looks embarrassed, but the figure is a bit decadent.

3 1, water can carry a boat and cook porridge!

32, you cry, you cry hard, it's okay, our water meter has long been broken.

Do you know who I look like? Ge You's hair, Tian Liang's eyes, Jackie Chan's nose and Shu Qi's mouth.

34. Cao can't win the world because he loves to scold the street too much.

When will you invite me to dinner? I'll go out and buy you a package of crispy noodles later.

36. Clear water makes no fish, while lowly people make no difference.

37. I struggled with fat and almost didn't sacrifice.

Please don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital.

39. Explanation is cover-up, and cover-up is story telling.

40. When you stumble and become a cripple, you turn around and flash your waist.

4 1 I don't like to tidy my room. They all call me a messy room hero.

42. A man keeps his word. If I say no, I won't pay back!

43. Bajie, don't think you are a night pig standing under a street lamp.

44. Summer is just not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind. Fortunately, it's autumn.

45. There are no windtight walls and no hanging beams.

46. No matter how ugly you are, you should fall in love and talk about a world full of love.

47. I know all banquets must come to an end, but at least I want to eat well at the banquet!

Please don't ask him to use his brain-his left brain is full of water and his right brain is full of flour, so he just moves easily and everything is paste.

49. Fools wait for death, while smart people wait for money.

Every time I miss a girl, I put a brick on the mountain, so the world has the Great Wall.

5 1, the furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, nor between love and ignorance, but between beds in winter.

52. keitel, why are you crying? Is it because your ass is too hot?

53. Women are plump when they are fat, slim when they are thin, slim when they are tall, and exquisite when they are short. Men are fat pigs, thin ribs, tall bamboo poles and short wax gourd!

54. My heart is not a bus. I don't want you to sit down if there is a vacant seat.

55, others hand in hand, I took my dog, walking, swimming, to see who is not happy to bite.

56. There has always been a question in my heart. Five years. It's been five years. What does Grey Wolf eat for a living?

57. We should know how to cherish and protect everyone around us, because looking back, we broke our neck in our last life, and we met in this life.

58. You don't know the value of Friday afternoon unless you experience the crash on Monday morning.

59. Real warriors should dare to face up to beautiful girls and face up to bleak singles.

60. I think there must be many people who secretly love me, because for so many years, no one has confessed to me!

6 1, three elements of success: 1, persistence; 2, shameless; 3. Insist on being shameless. Did you do it?

62. When you are in a bad mood, go to the toilet. After that, you said to the toilet with a ferocious face: you shit for me! Then flush the toilet.

63. The difference between attending classes: primary school is expensive, junior high school is expensive, high school is expensive, and university is expensive.

64. A person's longest love history is probably narcissism.

65. The difference between an affair and an affair is that the former is together and the latter is not together.

66, the sky is falling, you hold, I hold!

67. Nonsense is the first sentence in interpersonal relationship.

68. In the eyes of fools, the cleverness of smart people is worthless.

69, money is not a problem, the problem is no money!

70. As long as the hoe jumps well, is there a corner that can't be dug down?

7 1, rich people, people without money are difficult.

72. When you meet someone you like, you have to take the initiative to be a bitch.

73, the voice of the fat man: I enjoy it in my mouth and want to be thin in my heart.

74. Men who are not good to women will be reborn as sanitary napkins in their next life!

75. I am in the Jianghu, but there is no legend of me in the Jianghu.

Since I became a pile of shit, no one dares to step on my head anymore.

Your ugliness has nothing to do with your face.

78. You are really creative and have the courage to live!

79. The early bird catches the worm, and the early worm is eaten by the bird!

80. I will still look for you in my next life, because you are the stupidest except me.

8 1, I regard money as dirt, and my parents regard me as a septic tank!

82. I have a cool mini skirt, but unfortunately my legs are not mini enough.

83. At first glance, you are not so good. The second time, it's better to be fierce.

Don't talk to me about life, talk to me about strangers!

85. Life is a chapter full of regrets, because she doesn't have a chance for you to correct sick sentences.

86. It's too hard and tiring for a wife to keep the house. Only one wife is not enough!

87. I suddenly want to have a child. Can one of you help me get one? thank you

88. I can't find my tie again Didn't you find a rag yesterday?

89. It doesn't matter that not every apology can be exchanged.

90. Tongue is longer than teeth, and software is longer than hardware.

9 1, it is not difficult to drive, and I am afraid that there will be new people.

92. Grandpa is handed down from his grandson.

93. When I was dizzy, I finally understood what love was.

94. When a woman cries, a man loses.

95, the world is vast, but the price of the house is not reduced.

96. I'd rather believe in ghosts than men's broken mouths!

97. A man's lies can lie to a woman for one night, and a woman's lies can lie to a man for a lifetime!

98. It may seem so, but not necessarily.

99. You can't have two tigers in one mountain unless there is a male and a female.

100, I want to puppy love, but it's already late.

Super funny qq WeChat talks about personality signature

1. If you can't see my love, it can only prove that you are blind.

2. What's wrong with incompetence? At least I'm more real than him.

Since you don't love me, I don't need to love you anymore.

Thank you for finally choosing to give up and let me know your virtue.

He is poor, he is not as good as you, but he has a sincere heart.

I don't care about anything, because I have a thick skin and never go my own way.

7. A lover who can be taken away is not a lover.

8. Don't give you cheap love, I never want it.

9. Don't pretend to be pure. You are an egg in my eyes.

10, don't underestimate the intelligence of any fool with high IQ.

1 1, don't say I've changed, as if you know me well.

12, don't treat yourself as a waste until you are dead.

13, you are so stupid. It's not that I deny you.

14, my tears are also valuable, but your price has been reduced.

15, I think you are not because of love, but because you are too cheap.

16, friend, you are not strong, who should you show weakness to?

17, you are so dirty that I don't even want to look directly at you.

18, don't say hello to me when you leave. Who are you?

19, since you chose to give up this love, I will watch you go with my own eyes.

Whether friends or sisters, there is only this life and no afterlife.

2 1, my mother once told me that the early worm is eaten by birds.

What happened to my lack of money? Better than you have no conscience.

Now that you have chosen to give up on me, I have nothing to keep.

I love you with my life, but you are desperate to abandon me.

25. What's wrong with being sick? It's better than seeing a doctor when you are sick.

There is nothing I can't think of, only what I feel I don't want to do.

My eyes are fine, but I can't see you clearly.

28. I can't win What's the matter with you? At least I don't feel inferior.

I don't want to disappoint your kindness, so I have to put the banana peel at your feet.

Please stay away from my origin and don't infect me with your sadness.

3 1, keep getting out of my world.

32. One day we will die, so live slowly and wait for Zeus.

Since you are willing to go through fire and water for me, I will be deeply grieved for you.

34. You are notoriously stingy, and no one can compare with you.

35. If you are an administrator, you can kick people around. Aren't you meddling?

36. There are still beautiful women on this road.

37. Roll just one word. I'll only say it once. I'm afraid the person who heard it won't disappear.

38.are you a chameleon? One is before others, and the other is after others.

39. I'm quitting smoking. Smoking affects my image as a good citizen.

40. My love is no big deal. I just love you.

4 1, I don't say what I say, I don't do what I do, and people who have loved don't love it.

42. A man who only makes women cry is a big loser.

43. Treacherous people are not brothers. Don't defile the word.

There is only one me in the world, so you should love me well.

45. Give me time. I can surpass everything, but who the fuck will give me time?

46. Feelings have nothing to do with you. My love for you shows that I still love you.

47. If you can't give me the result, don't make any lifelong commitment.

48. Living like this, no passion, no reason.

49. It is God's business to forgive you. My job is to send you to God.

50. Falling in love with others is a big violation, and rejecting men is a good thing in heaven.