The essay for the sixth grade of primary school needs five people, two men and three women, funny, short and concise! ! ! ! ! ! ! Thank you in the form of dialogue

Liu: class, class.

Jia: class, class, class quickly.

Liu: hello, monitor.

Jia: Hello, I heard that there is a new head teacher in our class, who is still a woman.

Liu: No matter whether it's a man or a woman, send her away when she comes.

Jia: hmm.

elder sister: hi, how are you two?

Jia Liu: Good morning!

elder sister: you're here so early. eh, have you heard that there is a new head teacher in our class?

Jia Liu: I know, I know, I have known for a long time.

elder sister: aye, and it's a woman.

Jia Liu: I know, I know.

elder sister: why don't we screw her up later? Give her a nickname.

Liu: Not bad, not bad. That's a good idea. What's that nickname?

elder sister: morning glory.

Liu: morning glory, too vulgar, too vulgar, too vulgar.

Jia: how about this? Let's call her old hen.

elder sister: ah, old hen.

Jia: hmm.

Liu: Bird flu is very serious now. Also, still dare to call old hen.

elder sister: that should be called!

Jia: So be it

Liu&; Elder sister: ok

Liu: this is good, this is good, this is good.

Jia: that's a good idea. So you'll cheer later? (pointing to C)

elder sister: I won't scream.

Jia: then you call (pointing to A)

Liu: I don't call either.

Jia: Then you won't scream, and she won't scream. Who will scream?

elder sister: er, yes, I will ask Lao Ji to call me later. She is the best in our class.

Jia: er, good idea, good idea.

Liu: that's a good idea.

Jia: Ji, class, class, class.

Ji: I'm coming. (Singing) ~ ~ What are you laughing at? Never seen a beautiful woman.

Jia: Er, er, Lao Ji.

Ji: yeah.

Jia: There is a new head teacher in our class. We nicknamed her old hen. She'll come later. You can scream.

Ji: I won't.

Jia: why?

Ji: You always lie to me. Every time I open my mouth, you shut it.

Jia: no, I won't lie to you this time.

Liu & Elder sister: Yes.

Jia: let's all scream together.

Jia & Elder sister: Mm-hmm.

Ji: Don't lie to me this time

Jia Liu&; Elder sister: Well, I won't lie to you this time. Call together.

Ji Hao, call it together.

Jing: Hello, I am the new head teacher. It is said that students in this class are particularly difficult to teach, but I am very caring, and I will influence them with my love. Hello, classmates!

Liu jijia & Elder sister: Old.

Ji: hens.

Jing: which classmate called the teacher an old hen, please step forward. (ABC steps back together) Little classmate, please stand up.

Ji: yeah.

Jing: classmate, you can stand firm.

Ji: Teacher, the ground is uneven.

Jing: Little classmate, why do you call me old hen?

Ji: I won't tell you

Jing: I am confident and patient. Little classmate, please go to the office with the teacher.

Ji: What?

Jing: The teacher invites you to eat chocolate.

Ji: really?

Jing: really, come on.

Ji: yeah, let's eat chocolate.

Jia: Eh, is this an old hen eating chocolate?

elder sister: that's right. I knew we were also called there.

Liu: Exactly.

Jing: I'll treat you to chocolate, Dove's and Di Chin's. Eat and eat. You're full. (Come out) I never physically punish my students. Junior, you can come out now.

Ji: coming (singing)

Jia: Hey, what's the matter with you? Lao Ji

elder sister: Ji, are you all right?

Ji: The teacher hits people.

Sister Jia Liu: Let's have a look.

Liu: alas, you are badly hurt?

Jia: Did you play hard?

Jing: Next, the teacher will give you the first lesson. Come on, students, please stand up.

Ji: why me again?

Jing: I want to make an online connection with you. Please raise your hand if anyone can answer. Please listen carefully, the first part is: Nantong North Tongzhou, North Tongzhou can be North and South. Which little student can answer? Ok, just you, a female classmate?

Liu: the east pawnshop is the west pawnshop, and the east pawnshop is the thing.

Jing: Er, that's a good answer. Who else can raise their hands to answer? Little classmate, you can answer when you raise your hand. Come on, please stand up and answer.

Ji: What's the answer?

Jing: Answer couplets.

Ji: What couplets?

Jing: The upper part is: Nantong North Tongzhou, and the north and south Tongzhou can be north and south.

Ji: male students and female students, male and female students learn from men and women.

Jing: It rhymes. That's a good answer. Come on, can the teacher ask you another question? Fragrant flowers are not red, red flowers are not fragrant, and roses are red and fragrant.

Ji: A fart doesn't stink, a fart doesn't ring, and a serial fart stinks and rings.

Jing: monitor, don't fart.

Ji: Good man, thank you.

Jing: What kind of student? E: Monitor, you see the celebration is coming. What programs have our class prepared?

Jia: What we prepared for the teacher was recitation.

Jing: Then let's recite one first.

Jia: ok, first of all, we recited chunxiao for the teacher. I awake light-hearted this morning of spring.

Liu: everywhere round me the singing of birds.

elder sister: but now I remember the night, the storm.

Ji: the roof is falling off.

Jing: (D) You've changed. Do you still change?

Jing: Who taught you that?

Ji: the monitor taught me.

Ji: why do you always hit me?

Jing: I made a mistake as soon as I arrived at your place?

Sister Jia Liu: Teacher, please stop fighting. The headmaster is coming.

Jing: here comes the headmaster.

Sister Jia Liu: Run, Lao Ji. (End)