Who has a funny joke sentence (hilarious)

A thief stole a watermelon and sang "Running with the wind is the direction" as he ran.

The old woman who planted watermelon cried and chased: "Look at my tears, and you don't look back." -

When the police saw it, they chased the thief and said, "I must be not good enough, so you have to run away." -

Later, the thief caught him and the judge asked, "What do you have to say? How many tears do you want to shed? "

The thief replied, "Please give me a chance." -

The jailer said to the thief, "it is not a crime to cry." -

The thief said happily, "If I remember you in the next life, we will die together." -

The executioner said, "I'm going to send you thousands of miles away"—