Classic humorous joke pictures

Collection of pictures of classic humorous jokes

Introduction: Life is a big dyeing vat, with sorrow and joy. Everyone hates sorrow and is close to joy. Next, I will compile classic humorous jokes for you. A complete collection of pictures, I hope it can bring a little joy to everyone.

Classic humorous jokes (1)

1. Highway tolls are exempted on National Day. I wanted to drive out as a family and have fun. I happened to have a friend who was also driving there, so I asked my wife: ?Should we take their car or drive ourselves?

My wife rolled her eyes at me and said: ?You are stupid. Taking their car will save their family more than a thousand. What does the RMB toll have to do with us?

2. Every weekend, I like to clean my house and feel bright in my heart. Today, it happened that my husband didn't have to go out to socialize. I thought he could work with me this time, so I directed my husband and said, "How about we sing while we work? This way I won't feel tired." ?

My husband smiled and said: ?This is a good idea. Let's come together, you do the housework and I sing. ?

3. My wife and husband visited a car show. All the car models were very beautiful. My husband said: "I heard that car models can earn thousands of dollars just by standing there for an hour." ?

My wife said with envy: "Husband, then I will also be a car model tomorrow." ?

My husband said: ?I don’t have that much money. ?

My wife said: ?I am a car model, why do I need you to have money?

Husband said: ?If you don’t pay the audience, who will come to see it?

4. After drinking at night, I woke up in the middle of the night and couldn't sleep, so I simply got up and watched TV.

In the morning, my son said: Dad, why did you get up in the middle of the night to watch TV secretly?

I smiled and said: I got up in the middle of the night to listen to you talking in your sleep. ?

The son said in disbelief: ?I was talking in my sleep? What did I say?

I said: ?You said you like dad the most. ?

The wife curled her lips and said, "I don't know who is talking in sleep." ? Classic humorous jokes (2)

1. At the concert, the fans shouted "One more" together. The son asked his father why they were shouting like this, and his father said it was because the singer was popular and the fans were very happy.

Soon, her mother gave birth to a little sister. The son was very happy and shouted in the hospital: "One more!"

2. The aunt led her six-year-old son to the hospital. Dinner at my house. While eating, the aunt noticed that her son had not moved his chopsticks.

The aunt asked him gently: "Why don't you eat?"

Unexpectedly, her son looked at his mother faintly and said: "Brother, what you eat is not food, but loneliness." ?

As a result, the aunt gave him two big slaps and scolded: "I will let you brother! I will let your brother!"

3. Xiao Ming and Xiao Gang's father is a Basketball referee. One day, the two brothers were playing ball at home. Xiao Ming accidentally broke his father's teacup. Dad raised his hand and hit, and Xiaogang immediately blew the whistle: "Hitting is a foul!" Classic humorous jokes (3)

1. On the road, I heard two primary school students singing after school:

I picked up 10 yuan on the side of the road and handed it into the hands of the handsome network administrator. The handsome guy took the money and nodded to me. I happily said, "I want to be a member."

2. The granddaughter has to pester her grandma to sing to him every night before she goes to bed.

That night my granddaughter cried and wanted to listen to music.

Grandma couldn’t resist, so she had to obey and said: What song do you want to listen to? Grandma will sing it for you!?

The granddaughter tilted her head and thought for a moment and said: I want to listen to "" Two butterflies!?

Grandma was stunned for a moment, and then sang: ?Two butterflies, two butterflies, run fast, run fast

3. One day my son came home Tell dad: Dad, the school has to charge egg and milk fees. This is the notice. ?

This dad said without even looking at the notice: ?Hey, this school is getting more and more arbitrary in charging fees. You have been weaned for a long time, why are you still charging weaning fees? ?

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