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Composition: Conversations that travel through time and space, such as Jin Fan, Kong Yiji and Runtu, stand in front of you. What would you say to them?
A new day, open a new calendar-65438+20281October 23rd. I called my mother. ...
"Du-du-"The phone is connected. "Mom, I ..."
"Who? I am only 7 years old, how can I call my mother? " A young child said discontentedly, which sounded familiar.
I couldn't help being interested in the child on the other end of the phone. I knew I had the wrong number and refused to put it down immediately: "Hello! What's your name, little friend! "
"Why do you ask people's names when you open your mouth?" The other party is obviously coquetry, but how familiar I am with this coquetry. "Well, tell you, my name is Miao Chi."
Miao Chi! Why do you have the same name as me? And the tone of voice is the same as when I was a child. I carefully checked my mobile phone and found that I accidentally pressed the asterisk key twice when dialing.
"Can you tell me ... well, what's the date now?" I was a little breathless and asked an idiot or something.
"Ah," the other side pulled for a long time. "You are an alien, don't even know the time. Now, of course, it is 65438+20081October 23rd.
Ah, I'm completely speechless.
"Do you live at 520 Jiankang Street?" I asked.
"Yes, who are you? How do you know our home address? "
……
After a conversation that made me sweat. I finally realized that I was talking to myself 20 years ago.
As soon as she heard that I was her future, she was anxious to know what her future was like.
I told her that now I am a newspaper editor, writing novels in my spare time and living a very comfortable life.
All right! She cried happily: "My mother is here, you go first."
A month later in the morning, I received a phone call from her 20 years ago. Before I could speak, she shouted, "It's all your fault. You lied to me that I was a writer for 20 years, and I often deserted in class, and my grades plummeted. Liar! "
She hung up the phone hard. It suddenly occurred to me that my grades have dropped so much for many years, but I just don't remember whether I answered the phone at that time!
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