Classic jokes on April Fool's Day

Quotations refer to a person's speech records, which are generally used in formal style, usually to illustrate someone's statements and language characteristics over a period of time. Now it refers to new words that can arouse people's thoughts and have certain communication power, such as the words of celebrities, netizens and social events. The following are the classic funny jokes I compiled for you on April Fool's Day, for reference only. Let's have a look.

The classic joke on April Fool's Day is 1 1. I remembered that innocent time again. I remember once lying leisurely on the grass, watching white clouds floating in the blue sky. You stay by my side tenderly, look at me affectionately, and occasionally whisper in my ear, saying: baa. ...

Being a top designer was once the dream of countless people, and you and I both think it should be the most perfect one. On the novelty of speed theory, it is absolutely the first. Design one in one night. Ok, stop looking and go to bask in the quilt!

3, I know you are the most beautiful, chubby figure is very cute, everyone knows the habit of eating meat, frugal character is worthy of praise. But there is no need to lick the rice in the bowl every time.

4. There are no clouds in Wan Li, and streams are running; The grass on the roadside swayed with the wind, and the flowers were more beautiful; Listening to the voice of nature, the mood is so wonderful. But you ruined everything in a flash. Please choose a good time for farting next time!

5, don't stop: dreams keep chasing; Don't give up: there is a sunrise after the night; The road is bitter: sweat is a beautiful blessing; Remember: success is the next step. Take a big step, yeah, fall into the pit!

My hero aimed at the battlefield and locked the enemy's movements with a pair of binoculars. Although this wish failed, you still looked forward to it with a telescope … until one day the girl across the door cursed: What are you looking at? Smelly rascal!

7. I like smoking, and you like convulsions; I like spending money, and you like making money; I like watching jokes, and you like joking; Never mind our relationship, just send the message to the right person.

8. I don't think we are really fit to be friends. You'd better switch to be my wife!

9. I specially dug a mine for you, which contains: gold medal nomination, silver heart, copper heart forever, aluminum victory, potassium happiness, coal trouble, tungsten worry, and infinite lead!

10, frankly speaking, I like you very much, like your eyes, like your happy expression, like your walking posture, like your coquetry and cuteness, and even like the way you sleep, but what makes me most angry is that you always lose your hair when you can't catch the mouse!

1 1, this short message, how to put it, is particularly important and valuable, especially the last few words: "Happy April Fool's Day!"

12, in fact, sometimes you can turn off your mobile phone, quit social software, not log in to Weibo, enjoy the peace, and open these again in a few days, and you will find: Root! Ben. Don't! People! Lian! Department! You!

13, my god! Please send me a watermelon to those guys who forget me, don't call me, don't send me text messages and don't care about me. I wish them enough to eat, and then walk on watermelon skin. ...

14, the forest is full of trees, and white clothes are better than snow. I knelt down and stroked the lyre. You stand still, which is my only bosom friend. So, you and I have achieved a story that has been passed down through the ages-casting pearls before swine. ...

15, in a person's life, life is a business, some people manage feelings, some people manage interests, some people manage happiness, and some people manage conspiracy. Dude, you're amazing. You are bragging.

16, ladies and gentlemen, big friends, children, new friends and old friends, I have a bad news for you. Has been hunted, and the mobile phone has been burnt out by continuous high temperature. Alas, I am so handsome that the girls are not at ease, so I boldly made a decision: "change the number", dare to save it quickly!

17, over the years, we have had joys and sorrows, crossed the road, bypassed the mountains and had dinner and soup together. Although you never reply to my messages, I still remind you for the teacher: Bajie, it's cold, go out and put on a robe!

18, the wind lifts your long hair, and you look more chic! The waves beat against your feet, and you look more perfect! You face the morning glow in the east, just like a spray! It's hard to see that you are a fool if you are not an acquaintance!

19, there is a question that stumbles me. I think only you can help me ask: what does the sentence "pig shit blocks the aisle" mean? Be sure to think again and again. Let me know when you know.

20. Guan Yu went to the banquet of Zhenwu Emperor and was stopped by two generals, the tortoise and the snake. Guan Yu asked why, and General Turtle said that anyone who committed debauchery and wealth was not allowed in. You chopped Hua Xiong with warm wine, Cao Cao sent a beautiful girl, got on the horse and dismounted the silver, and cut six generals through five customs, so no entry was allowed. Guan Yu was surprised: I can't see that you are quite familiar with the Three Kingdoms.

2 1, Bajie Huazhai is gone forever. One day, a man who looks like Bajie came from a distance. Wukong said it might be a demon, and Tang Priest said, Try sending a text message, or you will quit!

22. A company wants you to be our model, and the salary is up to you, because the boss of that company says you must! You promised to contact the pig feed company.

23. April Fool's Day is coming. Smart swindlers cheat money, romantic swindlers cheat love and hugs, silly swindlers cheat Doby birds, and mentally retarded people are still laughing. They looked at their mobile phones and said, Wow, this news is really funny!

24. It's a long way. There are a group of outstanding people in the East. Their occupation is fishing. They call themselves fishermen. I heard that you are one of them, and you are here to attend your Fisherman's Day. Have fun!

25. I always say that I am not satisfied with you. I never cared, nor did I give gifts on holidays. April Fool's Day is coming. Here, I give you a ring to wear quickly: 48K pure iron!

26. On April Fool's Day, an old cow came to you, stepped on your foot angrily and said angrily, How many times is this? How many times have I told you to stop stealing my shit!

27. I know your Mandarin is not good. Every time I attend class, I always pronounce the Anshi Rebellion as "Anshi Green". As your teacher, I never blame you. It can be read as "andesite green" in the future. Everyone will cheer for you!

April Fool's Classic Funny Piece 2 1. Someone makes fun of you because someone has a crush on you.

I think you are good at walking. Would you like to take a walk with me?

I'm not afraid that someone will confess to you on April Fool's Day. I'm afraid you will agree.

4. When you fall in love with youth, you say that you love my scarred face; In my twilight years, when you supported me, you said that you were born without me. When life and death leave, I finally know your true wish. Dear, happy April Fool's Day!

I envy you sometimes. Eat when you open your eyes, sleep when you close your eyes, and you are not tired when you have troubles. The most important thing is that you are great and willing to save people's hungry spleen and stomach with your life! I salute you, Brother Pig! Happy April Fool's Day!

6. One day, a fly mother and son had lunch together. The son asked the mother fly, "Why do we eat shit every day?" Mother fly said angrily, "don't say such disgusting things when eating, eat while it's hot!" " "Happy April Fool's Day!

7. Four mice brag: A: "I eat rat poison as candy every day; B: "It itches if you don't step on a mouse for a day; C: "I am not practical in the street, only a few times a day; Ding: "It's getting late. Go home and hug the cat. "Happy April Fool's Day!

8. Buying a house is no longer expensive, and buying a car does not pay taxes; Truth is ignored, and feelings are not afraid of waste; Welcome to the Fool's Congress, worship your invincible fool's taste, and giggle heartily. Happy April Fool's Day!

9. One day, the little turtle said to his mother, "The pig said that there is a new software to clean the memory of the mobile phone. You can easily lose weight by shaking it hard! " Mother turtle said, "Good boy, don't listen to their nonsense. The donkey in the street shook his head vigorously. We can't be fooled by them! " "

10, Buddha said, you and I are predestined friends. I said, you and I have no chance. Buddha said, things are not things, flowers are not flowers, can you understand? I said, things have changed, and I am doomed to miss you! Second brother, you are crazy, Amitabha. I won't take you to KFC!

1 1, the latest noun explanation: tall refers to a tall person; Scholars refer to people who are often bitten by mosquitoes, mortals refer to people who are in trouble, and fools refer to people of this special group. Happy April Fool's Day!

12, it is absurd to pull out the seedlings and encourage them, but it is foolhardy to cover their ears and steal the bell; Borrowing an arrow from a straw boat is a clever plan, and cross the rubicon is a decisive battle; Romance is romance, giving up one's life for righteousness is dedication; If you keep looking down, you are an idiot! Happy April Fool's Day!

13, April Fool's Day, it is everyone's responsibility to be funny!

14, April Fool's Day is most afraid of the boss saying overtime. It doesn't go, and it doesn't go.

15, April Fool's Day, the stupidest blessing to you: I wish you innocence, kindness and ignorance; Great wisdom is stupid, and great stupidity is especially stupid; Stupid, super stupid; Stupid, stupid; Stupid style, stupid level!

16, the wolf came to the pigsty, and the pig mother arranged: the big pig went to block the door! Second pig, block the window! Seeing the pig, mother pig got angry and shouted, Third, don't read the message! You are fleshy, go out and draw the wolf away. Happy April Fool's Day!

April Fool's Classic Funny Piece 3 1. The sky is not blue without you, and the earth will not turn without you; You are our pride, you make this festival more joyful; At this moment, I send you a congratulatory letter, wishing you a bright smile during the holiday; Happy April Fool's Day!

In fact, you have made the right friends, and April Fool's Day is celebrated every day.

3. When you were madly in love with your youth, you said that you loved my scarred face; In my twilight years, when you supported me, you said that you were born without me. When life and death leave, I finally know your true wish. Dear, happy April Fool's Day!

4. Fools have a large population and frequently recruit people.

I like the first day of every month, everything seems possible to start again.

6, April Fool's Day confession, for me, is true, but also a big adventure.

7. April Fool's Day became a confession day, and Valentine's Day became a breakup day.

8, big sand melon wet mud, bait white night wet mud, deep stem ice wine wet mud, lazy pet night wet mud, stand up and wash to see the monkey happy, see the fragrant wine wet mud. If the mud cuts the monkey to show love, chopsticks will make the tree happy April Fool's Day, do you know my mind?

9. I don't know what to say, because it involves unspeakable privacy; I don't know if I should contact you, but it's too important to you. After a fierce ideological struggle, I finally got up the courage to say: Happy April Fool's Day!

10, I've been trying to find a festival for you to celebrate, but there is no suitable festival for you. You are over age on June 1 day, and March 8 has passed. It's okay now. Your holiday is finally coming tomorrow. Happy April Fool's Day!

1 1, did you get lost in the forest with you last time? You were tired, hungry and at a loss. You suddenly ran forward excitedly and shouted, "My father-in-law's son-in-law is here." I wonder what happened to you. I was just about to catch up and ask the truth when I saw a sign next to it. I took a closer look: "It's a few kilometers away from Gaolaozhuang.

12, cheer up after receiving the message, teach you how to be a man, and become a fool after reading the message, otherwise you will become a fool. Delete it to prove that you are an idiot, and reply that you are not an adult. This message is a scam and will be sent to fools on April Fool's Day. Happy fool!

13, your figure is always so slim, your skill is always so agile, your life is always very leisurely, you visit famous mountains in Sichuan all day, and the food you eat is pure natural and pollution-free green food. Alas, it's good to be a monkey! Happy April Fool's Day!

14, is a dime a lot? Are our feelings worthless? The answer is definitely no! To prove your sincerity, you will send me ten short messages every day to see if I can forgive you!

15, when we were young, we didn't guess. I sing, you dance, I can sing 200 songs, so you can dance 200 dances, so people affectionately call me 200 songs and you 200 dances.

16, April Fool's Day has one of the most heinous functions, which is to base your happiness on the stupidity of others. But I won't enable this function today, because ... you are already very happy! Happy April Fool's Day!

4 1. Paratroopers practice skydiving. The coach told them to jump out of the plane, count to 10 and open the parachute immediately. According to the results, Dean fell and was injured. The coach called him an idiot. A soldier said, Dean Coach stuttered!

2. Have you started working again? I have told you more than once not to work so hard and pay attention to your health. But you always say meaningfully: If you don't roll more dung balls while the weather is warm, what will I eat in winter?

3. Seven commandments after meals: first, quit smoking; second, stop eating fruit immediately; third, relax your belt and drink tea immediately under the temptation; fifth, take a hundred steps; sixth, take a bath immediately; seventh, go to bed immediately! Bajie: Do you remember?

You and I are both one-winged angels. Only by embracing each other can we spread our wings and fly. People came into this world to find the other half, and they have worked hard to find you. Shit! Only to find that our wings are on the same side. Happy April Fool's Day.

5, you have countless advantages, you can sing and dance, your life is superior and rich, you are tall and handsome, and countless girls are fascinated by your charm. Amazingly, in his early twenties, he still peed his pants.

6. Over the years, you have been silently by my side, spending night after night with me, and embracing my laziness, rudeness and everything with your broad mind. Thank you, my Simmons big bed!

7. Congratulations, your mobile phone number was hit by a lucky golden egg and won the special prize. Please bring the original ID card, the original household registration book and two one-inch photos, and come to our place to receive the prize quickly, before it expires. Prize: a piece of toilet paper.

Being your friend for so long, you always care about me, but I often give you trouble. I really don't know how to repay you. Be a cow and a horse in the next life! I will definitely pull out the grass for you to eat. ...

9. My friend and I bought pork and beef buns, and there were many people waiting in line. The young man at the front desk asked us what we wanted to save trouble, and then shouted to the kitchen: Take one cow and eat two pigs!

10. Scientists are trying to teach African chimpanzees to use advanced human tools to save them from extinction. Just received the news that a chimpanzee has learned to use a mobile phone and is reading short messages!