An interesting two-part fable joke

We have all heard many allegorical sayings. Have you ever heard such a funny allegorical saying? Let's have a look!

Funny two-part allegorical saying' joke 1, build a long shed thousands of miles away-the banquet will have an end.

2, it rains heavily-the war is big; Easy come, easy go.

3, hide from the rain and hide in the city god temple-damn it

4, bald hat-first place; Shouyiming

5, Yin De-bureaucratic AIRS (device)

6. Standing on a bamboo tube-emptiness

7. A blessing in disguise is a blessing in disguise-how do you know your luck?

8. Couples on stage-nominally

9. Rabbits eat twist-it's crisp.

10, skinning cuttlefish-a pair of black hearts.

1 1. There is a sore on the mouse's tail-how much pus and blood?

12, the blind put out the fire-Hu was beaten

13, plum blossom painting in the snow-dog feet

14, hanging lanterns on the wheat field-the same (field)

15, watching the fire on the stage-the hot air heated the fire.

16, crooked mouth blowing trumpet-an evil (oblique) gas

17, the bomb shop caught fire-no talking (bomb)

18, the mouse fell into the boiling water pot-died.

19, foxes quarrel-a group of Hu (foxes) words

20, eunuchs don't call eunuchs-too cheap (prison)

2 1, the pig woman ate chlamydia-ate it herself; Self bite

22, big head maggot arch grinding-in vain

23, stuffy people do things-create dark energy.

24, selling bean jelly in winter-I don't know the time.

25, horns against water chestnut-a pair of traitors

26. The old monk lived in a cave-nothing (no temple).

27, three dollars to buy a riding kua (cross)

28. The executioner burns incense-false compassion; Fake charity

29, buy a speaker airtight-solid (stone) heart.

30. Cook tofu with pickles-needless to say (salt).

3 1, Huozi drinks rice soup-shameless (indecent)

32, bald monk-not afraid to catch braids

33. The dwarf climbed the mountain step by step.

34. broom behind the door-pick up dirty things to do.

35. The executioner burns incense-false compassion; Fake charity

36. Singing on the homesickness platform-I don't know the ghost of death.

37, the tortoise's ass-(tortoise) rules

38. Kongming's Empty Plan-Saving the Day

39. Meet me on New Year's Day morning-hello, I'm fine.

40. The ship leaves Hong Kong-layman

4 1, the bald man turns around (picks) the flower arrangement on the skin.

42. Eat too much salt-talk idle (salty).

43, small bald hat-the first name (picture name)

44, dog legs into the village-neighbors.

45, Dragon Boat Festival dumplings-angular.

46, dwarf cart-can't catch up; No company

47, the Monkey King heard the hoops-a headache.

48. Jia Baoyu is married-not a sweetheart.

49, two generations of widows-no kung fu

50, three rooms don't open the door-monster (house)

5 1, 2 1 day no chicken-bad guy

52. Broom hanging on the ass-Hao Wei (tail) is big.

53. A scholar meets a soldier-the reason is unknown.

54. Yangko dancing on the cliff-I'm so happy.

55. The mouse got into the corner-waiting to die.

56. The mouse fell into the boiling pot-it was hopeless.

57. Guandi Temple worships Guanyin-the wrong door.

58, pig eight quit lun guy-a rake.

59. Playing with an axe in front of Luban-as blind as a bat.

60. Play the lute to a cow-in vain

6 1, the Monkey King's golden hoop-follow one's inclinations.

62. Chrysanthemum meets drizzle in September-a little token of my appreciation.

63, a thousand miles to build a long shed-no banquet will come to an end.

64, nephew looking for grandma's house-save (uncle)

65. Hua Dan on the stage-although it is beautiful.

66. Wu Dalang caught him-beyond his power; Anti kill

67. The snipe competes with the clam, and the fisherman gains.

68. Crabs crossing the street-bullying people

69. Worship the heavens and the earth with your child in your arms-double happiness.

70. Ancestral leather clothing-inside and out

7 1. Paddle paste on the face-taut

72, low plate and-the deeper the plate.

73. Two more hits-that's right.

74, Wang Xifeng housekeeper-disaster.

75, fingernail palm on the knee-too far from the point (hoof)

76, Dragon Boat Festival dumplings-angular.

77, pig eight quit to brag-big mouth brag

78, kaleidoscope-ever-changing

79. Chicks fight-bicker; Douzui

80, three dollars to buy a riding boast (cross)

8 1, Rats in the Library-Eating Books

82. The knives and guns on the stage are fake.

83. Cut tofu with a kitchen knife-both sides glow.

84. Zhuge Liang's countermeasures-foresight

85, Wu Dalang in the world-no one can guarantee.

86. A Jin Baihe fell into the sea-a day without a head.

87, enemies meet-particularly jealous

88. It's difficult to ride a tiger-I can't help myself.

89. The blind man heard the dog barking-there was a door.

90, grinding the mound-solid (stone) heart.

9 1, seagulls in the Pacific Ocean-bold

92, Song Wu embroidery-bold and cautious.

93, the spoon on the throat-Tao (Tao) gas.

May 6, 1994 Ai-out of date

95, lame ass-crooked ways

96, pig eight quit to marry a wife-wishful thinking

In 1997, San Qian bought a donkey with money-Boasting Ride.

98. Toad is at the foot of the bed-struggling to survive.

99. The land is called the God of the City God-God is almost (called) its God.

100, bald head and hat-first place; Shouyiming