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Childhood jingle

I believe that everyone often said some jingles when they were children. Although the jingles are very short, they are easy for students to remember. I have compiled jingles from my childhood for everyone’s reference.

A selection of jingles from childhood

1) My name is Alibaba and I am 1.88 meters tall. I see how pitiful you are, so I give you a bag of rice dumplings and call me aunt.

2) The little cat goes to school, and the teacher is giving lectures. It sleeps, listens with its left ear, and hears noise in the right ear. Do you think it is funny or not?

3) Once upon a time there was a mountain, and there was a temple on the mountain. There was a vat in the temple, a basin in the vat, a bowl in the basin, a spoon in the bowl, and two peanuts in the spoon. Ren'er, I ate, you are greedy, my story is over.

4) Once upon a time, there was a mountain, and there was a temple in the mountain. In the temple, there was an old monk telling stories to the children. What story was he telling? Once upon a time, there was a mountain, and there was a temple in the mountain?

5) I hate it, I don’t eat fried noodles, I got hepatitis and I was hospitalized. Funny jingles from childhood

1) I have a big head and a big head, so I don’t have to worry about rain. Others have umbrellas, but I have a big head.

2) I am your ape, sitting on the bed of your home, your mother burns incense for me, your father kowtows to me, your grandma makes dumplings for me, and your grandpa is my fat boy!

3) Old Taoist, old Taoist, are you here yet? Not yet.

4) Studying is hard, tiring, and you have to pay tuition for studying. It's better to join the underworld, where you can have food, fun, status, and beautiful women to sleep with you.

5) I'm sorry, it doesn't matter, put a P, it will stink you to death!

6) The incense burner in Rizhao is emitting purple smoke, and you can see the mutton skewers hanging in front of the river in the distance, leaving three feet behind. I checked my pockets and found no money.

7) There is a donkey in the east, but no one is riding it. Today I am happy and I will ride it. The driver is so fertile that I am covered in mud. I went home and asked my mother to wash me. She told me to peel off my skin, burn incense and pray to Buddha. I will never ride a donkey again!

8) I often get one or two points, Amitabha for three or four points, and Amitabha for five or six points. I get it once a year, but I've never gotten it 100 percent.

9) The river was roaring. My sister and I stole watermelons. My sister stole two and I stole three. My sister ran away and I was caught. My sister ate watermelons at home. I was writing an inspection in prison. My sister was cracking melon seeds at home. I Got shot in jail?

10) Lao Gao Lao Gao, very skilled, no need for scissors when shaving your head, just plucking it down one by one (hao), the Lao Gao Lao Gao will make a big bag, and the red envelope will be big and the green envelope will be big. Purple bag, go home and apply stinky toothpaste?

　11) Report to the commander that your wife is in the bay and has no pants to wear. I picked up a piece of cloth and made briefs. I patched up here and there, but still exposed my buttocks.

12) Weave, weave, weave a flower basket. There is a child in the flower basket. He squats down and cannot get up. One-five-six, one-five-seven, one-eight, one-nine, twenty-one, two-five-six. , two-five-seven, two-eight, two-nine, thirty-one? Nine-five-six, nine-five-seven, nine-eight, nine-nine, one hundred and one.

13) There are a lot of rotten sand fruits, try them first and then buy them so you don’t suffer a loss. If you suffer a loss, don't blame me. Who asked you to buy my rotten sand fruit?

14) You are handsome, you are handsome, you have a nest of cabbage on your head, a hemp belt around your body, and a kelp around your waist. You think you are the Invincible of the East, but you are actually the second generation of SB. (I remember that Ilidai’s ice cream was very popular at that time. It was yellow in color and wrapped in a thin paper. I missed the taste.)

15) The first grader died, the second grader carried it, and the third grader dug it The fourth grade was buried in a trap, the fifth grade couldn’t get up from crying, and little Ge Pao from the sixth grade didn’t even come. (Xiao Ge Pao: a dialect spoken in parts of Inner Mongolia, Shanxi, which means little bastard, little bastard, etc.)

16) Pulling the big saw, pulling the big saw, singing a big show in front of grandma's house; picking up the daughter , please invite your son-in-law and nephew to go too.

17) The little mouse went up to the lampstand, stole the oil to eat, but couldn't get down, meow, meow, meow, the cat came, and rolled down with its chirping.

18) An old man Ding lent us a ball. I said he would return it in three days, and he said he would return it in four days. He bought a big sesame seed cake for 33 cents, planted three leeks, and bought a piece of meat. , it cost sixty-six cents.

19) One for you, one for me, and one for Brother Xiu. You two and I two, the waiter in the shop. You three and I three, thirteen sisters. You four and I four, Shaolin Temple. Five of you and five of me, big flower drum. You are six and I am six, six young children. You are seven, I am seven, and seven fairies descend to the earth. Eight of you and eight of me, the eight immortals cross the sea. You are nine and I am nine, Nine Yin White Bone Palm. You are ten and I am ten, subduing the dragon with eighteen palms.

20) Zhou Bapi, fifty-one, came to steal the chicken in the middle of the night. We were playing a game and caught Zhou Bapi. Classic jingle from my childhood

1) During the table tennis match, my aunt asked me to buy groceries, and I bought a bunch of rotten groceries. My aunt beat me, my aunt scolded me, and my aunt looked for me. My mother was not at home, and my aunt looked for me. My dad, my dad called, my aunt asked for my milk, my milk drank milk, my aunt asked my father, my father polished his shoes, my aunt asked the teacher, the teacher sued the principal, and the principal’s order was: first, don’t move, second, don’t laugh, third You are not allowed to show your big white teeth, and you are not allowed to fart or pop popcorn.

2) My name is Alibaba. I am 1.88 meters tall. I see how pitiful you are, so I will give you a bag of rice dumplings and call me aunt.

3) The little cat goes to school, and the teacher is giving lectures. It sleeps, listens with its left ear, and hears noise in the right ear. Do you think it is funny or not?

4) Once upon a time there was a mountain, and there was a temple on the mountain. There was a vat in the temple, a basin in the vat, a bowl in the basin, a spoon in the bowl, and two peanuts in the spoon. Ren'er, I ate, you are greedy, my story is over.

5) Once upon a time, there was a mountain, and there was a temple in the mountain. In the temple, there was an old monk telling stories to the children. What story was he telling? Once upon a time, there was a mountain, and there was a temple in the mountain?

6) I hate it, I don’t eat fried noodles, I got hepatitis and I was hospitalized.

7) Lao Wu Lao Wu sells roasted soil. No one can mend his torn pants. He only pays five yuan for mending them. Lao Wu was so angry that he kept dancing.

8) One bucket is poor, two buckets are rich, three buckets and four buckets open a pawn shop, five buckets and six buckets are carried on the back, seven buckets and eight buckets are walking around the streets (selling tofu), and nine buckets and ten buckets are in big dung baskets!

9) Break your heart, my heart, into pieces, chop it into slices, tie it into skewers, sprinkle some pepper noodles, grill it, mutton skewers (Little Tiger Team’s) "Love")

10) Go up the mountain to hunt tigers. Tigers don't eat people, they only eat bad guys.

11) Squeeze, squeeze, squeeze for oil, squeeze out the cakes and exchange them for sugar balls.

12) Spring sleeps without waking up, mosquito bites are everywhere, big bears come at night, no one can escape.

13) Lushan Shenglongba, your mother beats your father, Tianma Meteor Fist, your mother practices Monkey Fist. (When I was a child, I only watched Saint Seiya)

14) Follow or not, Isatis root; ignore it, Goubuli.

15) When she asks you for money, the other dares to help you beat her, is that enough?

16) I have a very good girlfriend, we are not Couple, we are not LES, but I love her.

17) The sun is shining in the sky, the flowers are smiling at me, and the bird is saying morning, morning, morning, why are you carrying a pack of explosives? I went to blow up the school, but the teacher didn’t know. As soon as I pulled the string, I ran away, and there was a bang. , the school was blown up!

18) It was snowing heavily on Sunday morning, and old men picking up rags lined up in a row. At the command of the police, they rushed to the garbage dump and stuffed their worn shoes and socks into their pockets.

19) In my heart, you are a green onion. Should I cut you up and throw you into the pit? ("Real Hero")

20) Knife, What kind of sword is it? Golden ring sword! Sword, what kind of sword is it? Shuangyue Shame Light Sword! Move, what kind of move is it? The yin and yang of heaven and earth attract people! What kind of person is it? A person who flies over walls and flies over walls. !Love, what kind of love is it? Beauty loves heroes!

　21) I am Kesai, here to buy vegetables; two eggs for eggplant and one piece of cucumber!

　22) Three o'clock in the middle of the night, When he came to the manhole, he saw someone at the bottom. He jumped into the manhole regardless of his own life, rescued the man, and died heroically. To commemorate him, a light was installed in the toilet.

23) I picked up a pack of cigarettes on the side of the road and handed it to the police uncle. He smoked and nodded to me. I happily said: Uncle, give me the money. !

　24) P is a kind of marsh gas. It is kept in the heart over and over again. If it is not careful or if it is not satisfactory, it will be released. Those who fart feel proud, while those who smell farts get angry. Don't let go if you have a fart, it will hurt your heart. If you don't have a fart, squeeze it hard and exercise. P is the vitality of life, so there is no reason not to let it go. Those who let it go will be happy, while those who hear it will be dejected.

25) Car, beep beep, Malan blossoms twenty-one, two-five-six, two-five-seven, two-eight-two-nine-thirty-one?

26) Your head , like a ball, one kick to the department store, the department store, there are fans, one fan to the train station, the train station, there is a train, you will be crushed to pieces!

　27) Make up your mind to steal melons , climb in without fear of sacrifice, overcome all difficulties to pick up the big one, strive for victory and fight back home.

　28) Sanlian

　29) As long as you need me, I will always be where you can see me.

30) Let me tell you, just because of our friendship, I dare to be rampant in your life for the rest of my life.

31) As long as you have best friends together, it will be so exciting! I want our friendship to last forever