Personal and funny jokes in the circle of friends. You will laugh after reading them.

The world has left me covered with wounds, but what grew out of the wounds were wings. Some people used them to fly, but I used them to make soup. I have compiled some unique and funny jokes for friends. You will laugh after reading them. Let’s take a look.

1. The greatest sorrow in life is that youth is gone but acne is still there. 2. In a pig pen, you don’t have to pay attention to human etiquette. 3. Is there that person who can make you smile with just one text message? 4. I planted a girlfriend in spring, and harvested a bunch of cuckolds in autumn. 5. If you feed a dog all day long, have you ever thought about how the dog feels? 6. If I can't die in her heart, then let her die in my hands. 7. I always say the same thing every time school starts: I must study hard this semester. 8. The higher you fly, the more painful it will be when you fall. Remember to bring a parachute. 9. I hope that without my company, you can climb over the mountains to see the sea, and roll into the sea to feed the fish. 10. Knowing that all of you are learning to drive, I don’t even dare to cross the road now. 11. Live life, plain and simple is good. As for that kind of luxurious and debauched life, damn, that must be better. 12. Quarrel is always bad, why not just have a duel? 13. When you can't find something, first see if it is in your hand. 14. Secret love means that there is no radar equipped with anti-aircraft guns, and it silently locks onto enemy planes. 15. You can scold me, but if you do, please hit my friend. 16. Sweet, fragrant, spicy, sour and bitter, but you prefer the sexy ones. 17. I have a cool mini skirt, but my legs are not mini enough. 18. Make a plan before going to bed, and I will definitely be able to do it starting tomorrow. 19. I feel so unfortunate to know you in such a big world. 20. Play mahjong and eat spicy hotpot. Find a little partner, that's how life goes. 21. Some people say that I am ugly, so I laugh. Haha, you are white to cover up your ugliness, but I don’t use it. 22. Prerequisites for seduction: hook and lead, both are indispensable. 23. Who said that all crows in the world are as black as black? In fact, one is darker than the other! 24. Checking the time in the morning is not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep. 25. When it ends, it becomes the past, leaving only painful memories. 26. Knowledge is like underwear, invisible but important. 27. My mother has told me since I was little that I shouldn’t make friends that are neither trivial nor trivial. I think I have done that, and done it very well. Because all my friends are very stupid. 28. When your life is not going your way, don’t panic, just look at your wallet and savings and cry. 29. Whenever I find the key to success.

Someone changed the lock. 30. The happiest sentence in school is: The class teacher is not here today. 31. One step at a time, one stop at a time, so stylish, one second at a time, so chic. 32. My friend said, Hey, you are really good. I haven’t seen you for a long time and you are as fat as two people. 33. I’m not afraid of celebrating Singles’ Day, but I’m afraid that the person I like won’t celebrate Singles’ Day. 34. I don’t want eternity, I just want the happiness you give me. 35. Stop talking about quitting smoking and drinking. You are always fooling yourself. 36. Why don’t you wear boxers? It’s a waste of money and fabric. 37. I would like to be a flying bird in heaven, and a pig in the same pen on earth. 38. If you like someone, confess it quickly, because it is very likely that you will like someone else tomorrow. 39. It’s not who wants to hold anyone accountable, but a gust of wind that blows away the promise and blows away you and me. 40. From childhood to adulthood, the only thing that has remained constant is a heart that doesn’t want to study. 41. If a woman pleases herself, she will be beautiful, but if a man pleases himself, he will be poor! 42. If anyone bullies me again in the future, I will scare you to death with my photo. 43. Foodies are all kind-hearted, because they only think about eating every day and have no time to scheme against others. 44. I found myself paralyzed. I tried to tell myself that I had to go to work today, but my body just didn't respond. 45. You look really creative. A smile that knocked us all off our feet.

The above is the article’s unique and funny circle of friends jokes. You will laugh at all the content after reading it. See you next time!