I want some funny jokes.

A couple, guess the color, the husband gesticulates and the wife guesses. The word "white" pops up on the big screen.

The husband kept gesturing, but the wife still didn't know. ...

My husband is very anxious, so ...

Husband's description: Li Yong's underwear!

Wife: White!

The audience fell. ...

(Li Yong is wearing a suit and a white shirt)

two

A couple guessed the name of the food, and the wife motioned for her husband to guess. The word "steamed bread" popped up on the big screen.

Wife's description: round, white, edible.

Husband: ........

The wife continued to describe: just white and soft. You ate it last night!

My husband seemed very anxious and blurted out, "Mimi."

(Li Yong said: The joke is big)

three

The word "vinegar" pops up on the big screen.

Husband: What do women like to eat from men?

Wife (happily): Tofu! !

(Li Yong: laughing)

four

In the guessing session, the painter said: What horse did Guan Yu ride in Romance of the Three Kingdoms?

The guesser didn't know, and the painter suggested: Think again, this horse was ridden by Lu Bu.

The guesser shouted, It's The Story Of Diu Sim.

Bi Hua was furious: You are so stupid. I said riding during the day!

(Li Yong is laughed to the ground! ! ! )

five

Still the couple, guessing the name of the item, the wife gestured for her husband to guess. The words "V3 mobile phone" pop up on the big screen.

Wife's description: There is a pink one, which is the most popular this year. You bought it for me.

Husband: ........

The wife continued to describe: that beautiful woman Sarapova also used it, which is also my favorite, four words.

Throwing caution to the wind, my husband blurted out: "sexy underwear."

(The hapless Li Yong laughs again ...)

six

A couple, guessing household items, the wife motioned for her husband to guess. The word "toothbrush" pops up on the big screen

Wife's description: hairy, with a handle, goes in and out of my mouth before going to bed every day.

Husband: ........

The wife is anxious, continue to describe: the one who occasionally bleeds! !

Husband seems to understand, blurting out: "JJ"

(Li Yong said: "The joke is big!" )

seven

A couple, guessing animals, the husband gestured for his wife to guess. "Wild boar" pops up on the big screen.

The husband said, "Who is your brother?"

Wife: "Pig!"

Husband: "Not domestic!"

The wife shouted, "Wild boar."

eight

A couple, guessing historical relics, the wife motioned for her husband to guess. The word "Diamond Sutra" popped up on the big screen.

Wife's description: It has existed since ancient times and is very famous.

Husband: ........

The wife continued to describe: it is that nun who has to read it every month.

Husband seems to understand, blurting out: "menstruation"

Li Yong said, "Oh, my God! The pilot cut it. "

I hope the landlord will adopt it!