I will get extra points for scolding Japan the most.

Degang Guo's little joke about scolding the Japanese.

Guo: "Come on, there are two Japanese living in our community, and both of them are quite tall."

Yu: "How high!"

Guo: "The male is 1.4 meters and the female is 1.2 meters."

Yu: "This is still high."

Guo: "Hey, you are wrong. This is high in Japan. "

Yu: "Yes, yes."

Guo: "The couple are very rich. If they have money, they will do nothing every day. They play golf. They get up early every day and carry a bunch of shoulder poles. They go in the morning and usually come back at night. "

Yu: "I'm addicted after playing for a day."

Guo: "Well, the couple do two things a day, play golf and go home to sleep."

Yu: "Then why?"

Guo: "Because they are going to pick up the ball all over the world just after driving, it will be dark after checking the ball, so they can only do these two things in one day."

Yu: "I'm tired enough." Guo: "Then one day, the two of them went to play golf again, carrying poles and driving, and went. When they arrived at the place, the man put the ball back. . . Just one shot, this shot was too powerful, high and floating, and was smashed by the glass of the opposite building. In fact, you said it was a mess, didn't you? "

Yu: "That's not smashing."

Guo: "These two won't do. We have to find someone to go to every household. "

Yu: "I'll apologize."

Guo: "Well, think about it, the Japanese are stingy. They are considering getting the ball back. When the door was knocked down, a man came out. The Japanese said, I'm really sorry for breaking your cup. I'm sorry I bowed, but I was very polite today. Later, the man in this room took the initiative to give the golf ball here. "

Guo: "Suddenly the host of this room said, don't go. Two Japanese people thought it was broken and they had to pay for the glass. When it was broken, they knelt down. When the master saw it, he quickly helped them up. Come on, I want to tell you. I want to thank you. I am not the master of this family. I am a little god, and I am sealed in this glass. You saved me today. " Now it is 200 1 year, the Japanese replied. It's been 3000 years. I've been blocked for 3000 years. So I will give you 1 your wish in return. "

Guo: "Well, this Japanese is happy to hear it. Well, then I'm welcome. I want to be the world hegemon, and the whole world belongs to me. "

Guo: "The little god said that my wish of limited mana really can't come true. Say something else. The Japanese man thought about it, then I want money, a lot of money, and all the money in the world is mine. The little god said I told you that my powers were limited, and I didn't realize it. Tell you what, I'll give you 100 million dollars. How's it going? Anyway, it's useless for me to figure it out this day.

Guo: "All right, this little god is finished. It's all in your family. A room full of money, 100 million dollars. Hearing this, the two Japanese left immediately so that they could go home and count the money. Suddenly the little god said, don't go yet. You see, I have achieved your wish. Look, I've been in there for thousands of years. Boring, you. "

Jade: "Yes, what wish can he satisfy this little god?"