Classic humorous jokes

Don't bully poor young people, which means that although I don't have much money, I'm not soft in shopping. Life needs jokes. Today, let's take a look at the classic humorous jokes!

Classic humor (1) 1. Tired because there are extra things in my heart, just like being full.

2, others say you are modest, but you agree, then you are really proud.

People who can get up late are lucky, and those who need to get up early are unhappy in their own way.

4、? Why are people closer to the north more direct?

? It's freezing. Who wants to travel with you?

On this embarrassing season road, a man in a shirt and a man in a cotton-padded jacket passed by, looked at each other, and then said to himself: SB!

6. Mother tongue is the language you read in your mind when counting money.

7, master of ceremonies, hosts, that is, people with PS skills.

8. Dogs are man's best friends.

Classic humor (2) 1. Women have 72 benefits for men: first, raising children. Second, nourish the stomach. Third, it is eye-catching. 69 left?

2, children cry because they can't get it, and adults cry because they lose it; If a child can't get it without tears, it means that he has grown up; If an adult loses it but doesn't cry, it means he is mature. If a mature person tears again, what does that mean? I see.

3. If you want to see how much a poor man loves you, it depends on how much money he has paid. You want to see how much a rich man loves you, just see how much time he spends on you.

4. After birth, a group of children are more than their parents; At school, a group of students compare scores; When they graduate, a group of young people are better than their jobs; When getting married, a group of friends compare with their spouses; With children, a group of parents are better than children; When you are old, a group of old people are better than physical strength; Even if you die, you should find someone to compare with the urn! Don't be idle all your life!

I took time to go home the other day, and my grandparents asked me about my work. I said it was like being at home. I'm giving people grandchildren.

6. It's not that I don't want to be a lady, it's that life has turned my mother into a bitch.

Classic humor (3) 1. Nowadays, children are becoming more and more precocious, and they will rot after only 5 minutes of stewing.

2. As soon as the judges of China's good voice pressed the button, the singer was instantly blown to pieces.

In order to protect these underage students, the headmaster rushed to Pol.ice naked.

This stone is very strong. It has been there for a long time.

5. The slow download speed of Mao movies is one of the important reasons for the deterioration of Sino-Japanese relations.

6. Wu Laohan killed his wife and abandoned his body in the wilderness. Pol.ice was very enthusiastic and sent it back after seeing the body.

7. The barber took out his scissors and threatened to cut me out of the mainstream without paying.

8. Sima Guang lit a fire under the tank and said with a smile that if the water was boiled dry, the child would not drown.

9. In order to increase the income of the crematorium, it is rumored that there are no bullets in the security gun of the cash truck.

10, the fire brigade collectively went to Longwang Temple to put out the fire in the rain, saving water charges.

1 1. Uncle Wang never left his wife and poisoned her at the last moment before he died.

12, Xiao Lizi, the eunuch who just entered the palace, feels that the nourishing soup given by the emperor tonight is somewhat familiar.

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