Destroy a classic joke

Yang Jiajiang was a brave man. He died on the battlefield.

Kou Zhun heard that She Taijun was going to lead a group of women to war.

Busy to persuade: Taijun, why do you bother?

The widows' eyes were burning and they asked each other in unison: Have you ever lost your husband? ?

The tortoise and the rabbit race, and the rabbit leaves the tortoise far behind.

Then I looked at it and thought that the tortoise couldn't keep up, so I leaned against the tree and slept.

After a while, the tortoise followed. After reaching the finish line, the tortoise looked at the rabbit proudly.

The rabbit looked at his head, blushed and said, What an ungrateful fool! ?

3. Yu Shu waited for Meng Yi for two thousand years, and was killed after making out for two minutes. ...

Wang Baochuan has been waiting for Xue Pinggui for eighteen years, so even if he comes back with his mistress, he still suspects that Wang Baochuan is cheating others. ..

The White Snake waited for Xu Xian for two thousand years, but Fahai was fooled and Xu Xian became a monk. ...

The Monkey King waited for the Tang Priest for five hundred years. After eating a banana, he was put on a golden hoop. ...

The painful lesson proves: wait! ! Wait! ! Wait! ! Your sister!

4, fledgling, kind in nature, the group owner is a big idiot;

The sky is wild, and the group owner is like Cang Lang;

Reading is hard and tiring, and the group owner is a loser;

Deep love, rainy, group owners like bugs;

Ask what the world group is and scold the group owner for not leaving.

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