A man followed two nuns.

A man followed two nuns. I believe many people have heard jokes. Jokes can make us laugh when we are upset and forget our troubles for the time being. Some embarrassing atmosphere can also be resolved with humorous jokes. Come and see a man following two nuns.

A man followed two nuns. 1 There are two nuns, one is a math nun and the other is a logic nun. It's dark now, but they are still a long way from the monastery.

Math: Have you noticed that someone in the back has been following us for 38 minutes and 30 seconds? I wonder what he wants to do.

Logic: That makes sense. He wants to invade us.

Math: Oh, my God! At this rate, he will catch up with us in fifteen minutes. What should we do?

Logic: Of course, the only reasonable way is to walk faster.

Math: It seems useless!

Logic: of course it's useless. That man walks faster and faster reasonably.

Math: So what should we do? At this rate, he will catch up with us in a minute.

Logic: The only reasonable way is for us to split up and go that way, and I'll go this way. He can't catch both.

Men continue to follow Luo Ji elder sister.

The math nun arrived at the monastery safely, but she was worried that something would happen to Sister Logic, and then she saw Sister Logic enter the door.

Math: Sister Logic, you are back at last! Thank god! Tell me what happened.

Logic: The only reasonable thing happened. The man couldn't follow them both at the same time, so he followed me.

Math: Yes, yes, but what happened later?

Logic: The only reasonable thing happened. I ran like hell, and he chased like hell.

Math: Then what?

Logic: The only reasonable thing happened. He caught me.

Math: Oh, my God! then what

Logic: I did the only reasonable thing, pulling up my skirt.

Math: Oh, my God, Sister Logic! What about that guy?

Logic: He did the only reasonable thing. He took off his trousers.

Math: Oh, my God! What happened afterwards?

Logic: Is it unreasonable? A math nun, a nun who pulls up her skirt, must run much faster than a man who pulls down his pants! ! !

A man followed two nuns, two humorous jokes and five jokes.

1. imperial doctor

I saw a doctor yesterday, and advised me to take more exercise after taking my pulse. Don't buy drinks, drink more boiled water, take more buses or walk, don't eat out, try to be vegetarian and eat less meat and seafood!

I nodded and asked him, what's wrong with me?

The old Chinese doctor said: "The income is too low and the pressure is too great, which is not suitable for high consumption. Get angry when you spend money!

Me: What a good doctor!

have a dream

In the evening, my wife heard her husband crying and woke him up. What happened? The husband said that he dreamed that he was married again.

The wife said, is this not good? Don't you want to find another one for a long time? Why are you crying? You should be happy.

My husband said that when I entered the bridal chamber, I lifted the veil, so it was still you!

Wife: Get out!

stingy

A buddy is so stingy that he is reluctant to throw anything at home. One day I went to his house and he was taking a cold bath.

I said, "Brother, what's wrong with you? It's not like there is no heating at home in such a cold day. How can I take a cold bath? "

He said a sentence that I will never forget: "There are two packs of cold medicine left at home. If you don't eat it, it will expire!"

4. Ideal

I had dinner with some big bosses last night. I asked them: You are so rich. What are your ideals and goals in life?

They said: After a few years of struggle, we should go to the countryside, buy a farmhouse, raise some chickens, ducks, geese, dogs and pigs, plant some flowers and plants, dig wild vegetables in spring, fish in summer, bake rice in autumn, sweep snow in winter, and make friends with landlords when we have time, and drink a little wine to brag! Life in the countryside is really beautiful!

After dinner, I went home and meditated for a long time. Damn it, the ideal of local tyrants is my' life' now, and I still have to fight for a fart! Go to sleep!

5. Ginger is still old and spicy

I met an old lady and talked about the situation in the South China Sea. The old lady firmly said that the South China Sea must be ours, otherwise where does Guanyin live? So is the East China Sea. Where else will the Dragon King live? Suddenly, I think what she said makes sense. The moon should also be ours. Otherwise, where does Chang 'e live?

The old lady also said that there is always negotiation. What is there to negotiate on your own turf? Fighting is money. The national population is 654.38+04 billion, and 654.38+00 yuan per person is 654.38+04 billion. If 654.38+000 yuan per person is not enough, then play! Playing mahjong 100 every day costs more than RMB!

Look at the old lady's solution to the problem, how capable and spicy, ginger is still old and spicy!