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How to coax a girlfriend with dysmenorrhea?

Girlfriend dysmenorrhea needs comfort. Her words are as follows:

1. Don't eat cold, spicy and irritating food these days. Eat more light food. I'll buy you anything you want.

I'll bring you some health soup in the evening. Tell me what you want to eat, and I'll buy some materials later.

3, wife, you pinch me, I will accompany you in pain.

4, the baby is not afraid, with me, it hurts you and hurts my heart.

Next time I won't say hot water, I will say hot water bottle.

6. Be my man, and I will be your woman in the next life.

7. Baby, give me your belly and I'll rub it for you.

8. Honey, be careful not to touch cold water or wash your hair. Be sure to remember to sleep on time.

On this special day, I will promise you anything you say, as long as you are in a better mood.

10 I hope I can transfer your pain. I am strong and can carry it for you, so you can comfort me.