Kneel and beg for a joke to make boys happy.

1, a buddy invited me to dinner. There were only four vegetarian dishes on the table, and there was no meat.

My heart is crossed, and I want this buddy to spend some money, so as not to owe him a big favor in vain. So I waved and shouted, "waiter, a big meat!" " "

The waiter asked him what big meat he wanted. I said categorically, "instant noodles and braised beef!" "

Mrs. Mary was taken to court for running a red light. The judge stared at her and asked, "Mrs. Mary?" Yes, you used to be a teacher in Xicheng primary school? Yes, how do you know? The judge smiled. I am your student. Mrs Mary smiled and relaxed. The judge went on to say, I have been waiting for this day for more than 20 years, and now I punish you for copying it 1000 times. "It was a mistake for me to run a red light. I won't do it again."

Today, I drove along a toll road. The car broke down near the toll booth. I had to wait in the smoking carriage, crying and watching other cars whizzing by. Until a patrolman came and helped me push the car through the toll booth. The woman at the toll booth told me that she sympathized with me, but she still charged me 3 yuan.

Cousin can't make money, so I'll visit.

Me: "Cousin, what's your income now"?

Cousin: "Why, I have no money to lend it to you"?

Me: "No, no, no, I'm interested in jokes. I heard that your income is a joke, so I'll find out. "

My cousin kicked me out and yelled "Fuck you".

My mother gave me 5000 yuan to deposit in the bank. When I saw so much money, I jokingly threatened my mother and said, "I took this money and ran away from home and never came back." Hearing this, my mother threw me 500 yuan and said, "You must keep your word.

I am going to eat KFC tomorrow. So nervous! Is it expensive? How can you pretend to eat often? Can you cross your legs? Can I smoke? Is there a toilet in it? I'm afraid I'm too nervous. What if I want to go to the bathroom? It won't cost thousands of dollars for two people to eat a meal, will it? Can I pack it if I can't finish eating it? What do you order that looks more dignified? The menu is not in English, is it? I am ashamed if I don't understand. I'm so nervous. Can you help me?

7. In China, there is a kind of the most ferocious person, called Huozi, because we often see or hear: beat people to death, force them to death, and beat them to death; I am anxious to death ... In China, there is a most pitiful person named alive, because we often see or hear: I was killed alive, I was anxious to die alive, I was forced to die alive, and I was angry alive. ...