One-minute joke speech

A one-minute joke speech is a complete book, and the speech needs to be infectious on the spot, so that everyone can deeply understand the important ideas of the speech. Speech is to say, not to do. Humorous speeches are more infectious. Let's share a one-minute joke speech.

One-minute joke speech 1 student: hello everyone!

In the first class of the new semester, we start with a short story-in a deep mouse hole, a mouse family is having a meeting, and the center of the meeting is how to find black cats who like to attack suddenly in time when they are foraging. After a while, a little mouse came up with a good idea-hanging a bell around the black cat's neck. As soon as the words were finished, everyone agreed with one voice, but then they were silent, because no mouse dared to hang the bell.

This story can't help but remind me of an idea: sometimes, fantasy or imagination is actually the most comfortable thing compared with action-it has no risk, no courage and no constraints. If you want to try winter swimming, you can imagine the heroism of swimming in the cold river for nine days in cold weather; If you want to try playing the piano, you can imagine yourself performing leisurely on a high stage; You want to learn a foreign language, so you go to the bookstore and buy a lot of review materials. You make up your mind again and again: guarantee at least one hour of study time every day.

In your mind, everything is so beautiful and practical, but when the enthusiasm cools down, you don't have the courage to jump into the ice water; But you can't stand the monotony and boredom of practicing piano day after day; But you can't give up your spare time every day and study hard. All good fantasies and imaginations have become a dead letter.

A few years ago, a famous painter wanted to paint a picture with the theme of historical events. This historical event is rarely shown in other paintings, and the scene is extremely vivid. Painting must be very infectious. The painter has read many history books, and he knows all the details of the event. Besides, his painting skills are superb, and if he finishes this painting, he will definitely win a great reputation for him. A year later, someone accidentally mentioned this painting, but the painter didn't start writing at all! He hesitated to find an explanation, and finally said that he was still too busy and had a lot of things to do, so he didn't have time to draw this picture.

In life, there are many such people, who have all kinds of ideas and plans for life, and have very beautiful ideals and aspirations, but they don't need to take practical actions to realize them. In this way, even if they conceive something valuable, they are stillborn, which is regrettable.

The mouse didn't act out of fear, but we didn't act. Why? Don't find any excuse to answer this question, any excuse is pale and powerless.

We should always remind ourselves that when we make up our minds to do something, we must act immediately.

Each of us should remember that God will not send you a bright future because of your beautiful thoughts. So why not act?

One-minute joke speech 2 funny speech

After studying hard at the cold window for ten years, we stepped into the university gate with impulse. Here, we absorb the wisdom essence of our predecessors and accept the baptism of humanistic morality. We are very happy and honored. Because we are college students, we have the perseverance to swim in the ocean of knowledge, the resilience to climb the peak of science, and the rationality to shuttle through the colorful world.

The people have given us a glorious title, given us so many glorious auras, and given us a sacred duty to sincerely repay society and family. This is the conscience that we college students should have. In this temple of knowledge, do we become friends with intimate friends, so that our soul can be noble, our personality can be noble and our life can be sublimated? Some people have done it, always letting their conscience pull them forward, and strive to lay a solid foundation for future life exhibitions. However, what makes us sad is that on this road to light and glory, some people easily lose their conscience and let darkness cover them.

This used to be a good boy and a top student, but no one thought that he would personally kill four students who died at the hands of his classmates. Four immortal souls have gone, leaving us with deep thoughts. As a college student, we should defend our pure land of conscience, be positive and optimistic, and overcome psychological success. But unfortunately, he annihilated all this, put himself on the same platform as the criminals, and finally let evil destroy him. He is sad because he failed to let the conscience of college students take root in his own heart, which caused this irreparable tragedy today.

There is also a freshman boy in Xianyang who doesn't know whether to cry for his misfortune or laugh for his naivety. Because sending flowers to the girl he adored on Valentine's Day was rejected, he chose to jump off a building to stop himself and his life. When he died, people only gave him sympathy, sympathy for his youth and sympathy for his ignorance. As a college student, there is no calmness in dealing with problems, and there is no broad mind that college students should have. This is really the sorrow of a college student.

An incredible law student kidnapped a neighbor's child and extorted 200,000 yuan in cash to pay off his father's debts. After being arrested, he asked the general to deal with it on the grounds that he didn't want to hurt the hostages. Really sad, this kind of pain is for her so thin legal consciousness; Because of the pain, she ruined her bright future so easily; What's more, as a college student, she abandoned the pain of college students' conscience.

The events around us, etc., bring us shock and thinking. We ask ourselves: what made them change qualitatively? It is inferiority, vulnerability and ignorance. That's my answer.

Faced with setbacks and blows in their careers, they failed to overcome them with perseverance and wisdom, and failed because of stupidity; Faced with the trap of life, they failed to pull back from the edge of the cliff and blindly fell into it. All crimes are wrong, which seems to be the fault of life and others, but I think it is more important to criticize them as college students, but they abandoned their confidants. We are college students. We are sincere, optimistic, conceited and civilized. We are full of enthusiasm, heart and faith in life. This is our essence, and this is our confidant. They abandoned these, which is their grief, but we don't want them.

We understand the meaning of life, and we engrave the philosophy of life-putting limited life into the endless pursuit of human happiness, letting the light of energy shine for generations, and letting the fire of human beings burn when life dies.

Students! Don't let stupid tragedies repeat themselves. Inspirational songs will repeat themselves on this stage full of wisdom and vitality. Let's join hands and stick to our conscience in order to play exquisite music belonging to our contemporary college students! Let's join hands to defend our conscience and open the sails of life for our contemporary college students.

One minute joke speech 3 inspirational and humorous speech

Student:

Stand on the stage and face your "discerning" eyes. Although I look dull, I'm not nervous at all. Because I know, I may not be, but I am definitely different! The topic of my speech today is-"You are different!"

"You are different" makes everyone feel comfortable. When I first heard people say this, I was happy for many days and almost inflated my confidence into conceit! Tell you this today, I think you must be a little surprised besides being proud. That must be a long time. You hide in the days with twists and turns, turning mediocrity into dullness and indifference into self-sufficiency. It must have been a long time. You are no longer moved by your courage or excited about preparing for the battle.

But we are so young, who doesn't have a dream?

Rousseau said a long time ago, "God created man with a model. After he shaped me, he mashed up the model. " You see, in this world, you are: you are different! Only by this, we should not let inertia grow, only fools are timid and inferior!

I used to be a fool, and I was depressed because of my appearance. Later, I thought, no one can replace me. If I don't make progress myself, people like me won't make progress. Many women writers are as ugly as themselves. Maybe one day, I will become a writer unexpectedly! Later, I found another ugly genius-Connor, the master of art. Because of his ordinary appearance, his mother was almost desperate.

However, Koro surpassed his contemporaries with his unique and outstanding skills and unusually gentle, delicate and complicated painting style. Guess what he said to his mother? He said, "Do you know that since the creation, there have been only three wise men: Socrates, Jesus Christ and me?" People should have this confidence when they are alive!

Without pleasing appearance, you can have rich spiritual accumulation;

You can have a strong character strengths without character strengths;

Even if you don't have looks and talents, can you still have our traditional virtue of "gentleness and generosity"?

Even if you are not gentle, immoral, angry and playful, I can still say, "You have a unique personality!" " "

Flowers are similar year after year, just similar;

Great minds think alike, don't they?

You must have many unique treasures of your own, and you must be excellent in some ways. No one has any reason to look down on themselves! Of course, I'm not encouraging you to wear fancy clothes for grandstanding and behave abnormally for being unconventional; It's not that others make you frown, others sleep in class, and others say that you say "ridiculous" is ridiculous. The distinctive basin I am talking about contains an upward force, which is outstanding according to the noble value orientation.

Realizing that you are different is only the premise and foundation, so as to achieve a stable balance. What we have to do next is to tap our potential enthusiastically, optimize our disadvantages with perseverance, persistently accumulate and expect groundbreaking buds, meet the right moment for you to stand out and complete a nearly perfect life!

Don't always look at yourself with others' eyes, look at the future with your own bright and developing eyes, make bold predictions about your own tomorrow, and awaken others' neglect with your ultimate success. You are sure to win!

Look at Van Gogh. He worked as a shop assistant, studied as a priest, worked as an evangelist, and began to learn painting at the age of 27. From The Hague to Amsterdam, from Paris to arles to Orville, almost everyone thinks that this unusual "red-haired madman" is nothing more than his brother Theo. But let's see what Van Gogh thought of himself. He said, "yes, in my mind, behind the wall of my brain, there are huge things." I will be able to give something to the world, which may make people care for a century, or it may take a century to think. " More than 0/00 years after his birth, this highly confident prediction was fairly confirmed.